woofmarkthedog

Hey.. So it was you with the camera Bad Pu-Narnia W**F

Well... Grow up & be serious in the right places & not get distracted "on here" whilst trying to do my proper desk bound work ( I'm fine when I'm out but once this lap top opens.....well , I think you know ) Oh boll*x that aint never going to happen.. Ermm...OK Watch Arsenal lift the FA cup, then go see it paraded around on the open deck bus with my two boys W**F * waiting for the "swipe"......tum tee tum..*

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd like to call someone a scurrilous dog today, > any takers? _______________________________________________________ Okay... "Go on then.." ( But no wedgie this time ) W**F

Well... The opposite happened to me "I was thrown into his club , then made to sit there & laugh at his comedy" ( I'd only gone out for a pint of milk ) Most bizarre W**F

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woofie I would never snarl at you! Happy birthday > you old dog. Hope you have a nice bone. ---------------------------------------------------- "Now you're talkin" W**F

Cheers molly.. If any Dads want to come then p.m me I'll hold your hand as it were ( well If it's your first time & you're a bit scared ) The 6-30 till 8.00 class is great ?6.00 for the first try out, ? 12.00 there after The offer is open Really, I don't bite....honest W**F

Ohhmm... The delectable Mrs W**F has discovered this new yoga centre in Beckenham It is fabulous & quite new, a friend recommended it to her, so I'm passing it on http://www.breezeyoga.co.uk/ My children do the classes & we go at separate times The Hot Bikram class I went to on Thursday night is roughly a 35 / 65 % male/ female split It's friendly and of a very high quality, but there's a range of standards which makes you feel comfortable *I don't work there or know the owners, but I like it very much W**F (Ooops grammar/typo edit)

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog: > > At 12.01 am Leagalbeagle sent me birthday > > greetings, made me smile it did > > > > I presume the 'greetings' meant a virtual bout of > mutual tail wagging, barking and bottom > sniffing....? ;-) ____________________________________________________ No Brum.... Your fantasies aside. If Leaglebeagle & I do ever meet, we shall probably stand at obtuse angles to one and other. Tails in the air & hackles lightly raised, top lips rolled in a subtle "snarllllll" Like those stuffed fake fur dogs on wheels, that kids once pushed round Happy Birthday to Mrs Ratty....."having a nice day dear ? " *waives from his bath* W**F

Hmmm... I think a "book token" is the safest bet really I can't see anything like this happening at Cherner, can you ? Anyway, give it six months & send her a fresh dog turd in the post Coz giving is better than receiving W**F

S*** ***p How do I claim my "birthday" prize W**F Oh nearly "gave" that away

Well... Today has been a very nice day, thanks for your greetings " How did you know ? Liz must have blabbed for sure " At 12.01 am Leagalbeagle sent me birthday greetings, made me smile it did My two boys woke me up this morning with home made cards & tickets for "Alice" in 3D .....( hands up, I shed tears of joy ) Mother nature ( the slag ) delivered me an unwanted gift though in the form of a massive "head cold" I "collected" it at a hot yoga class on Thursday however, If you want it then p.m me, it's free if you too fancy a snot factory for a few day Other than that, I look forward to a large ( medicinal) Whisky Mac & a mega "Namste" curry later Mwah, mwah....aitchooooo......erhhhhhhhh.. W**F *blows snot bubble....Nice*

It's an international 'ting http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/blog/from_the_marbles/post/Pardon-our-dust-Daytona-500-delayed-by-pothole?urn=nascar,219587

Ohhh... Has it gone yet ? No, OK.... back in the cage then Grr.. W**F

Me , me, me... Oh and that "Elizabeth Taylor" ( who ever she is ) tomorrow The 27th Of February ( yep, a whole 24 hours ) *cue fanfare * " Paaaaaarp...pheeeeeaaww..." W**F

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > oops..posted in wrong thread. It was about > Arsenal's goalie coach so I suppose it may have > worked as someone may have to save his bacon soon > judging by the dodgy keepers he churns out. _____________________________________________________________________________ JTT With this sort of result http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/low/football/teams/a/arsenal/8538568.stm Bacon sarnies all round W**F

Actually... *Bob* I nearly dismissed this thread as "fishing" but, having just scrolled down the page I came across the "real beauty" in the range FISHER SPACE PEN .375 BULLET Ref: 375 http://www.fisherspacepen.co.uk/index.php?function=detail&itemcode=F375 "The Cap for this exciting new Space Pen model is an actual .375 H & H Mag Shell. Inside is a Brass Bullet Space Pen finished to match the characteristics of the shell." Who in their right mind wouldn't want one, upstairs or downstairs ? That teamed with an I-pad & laying on your new(ish) rug Paradise..... W**F

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can heartily recommend and quill and some ink. _____________________________________________________ Really, for what ? Doing the Guardian cross word on the 8.15 to London Bridge W**F

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Should the 'subject' really be in capital letters? _________________________________________________________ YES "I LIKE TO DO IT LIKE THIS ON FRIDAYS" W**F

Hello Alan I agree ( to whatever....you know , things ) W**F

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In younger days I have occasionally kissed the > telly - does that count? ____________________________________________________ Only if you shouted "you frigid bitch" at it afterwards , then put the boot in That would count W**F

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What if you don't read it either today or > tomorrow? _____________________________________________ That'll be Sunday then Duh... W**F Admin can we move this to the "Drawing Room" please ?

Today... Saturday tomorrow, that is if you're reading this on Friday If not, Friday yesterday & Saturday today ! Yes indeede.... W**F

"Scrummy" " I like this guy" "Hmm ,now what rhymes with scrummy" "Oh yeah, "scrummier"....I think " *At this point he keels over from a stroke* ROLL CREDITS............... W**F

PMS 10 Willow way Sydenham SE26-4QL 0208-699-6386 Speak to Andrew, he's helped us out many times W**F

Oh... Warm fresh bread Soft just melting butter ( un-salted ) Grilled bacon A little white pepper On a warmed plate Flat bladed knife with a bone handle Radio 4 OR Vanessa on the radio Paradise indeed.... W**F * considers "tomorrows sandwich" thread *