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Ohhh... Who else loves "Davey C" ( David Cheetham the gardener ) like I do ? Post your name & "Yeah we ♡ Dave" on this thread & show our love.. Go Dave.... We "dig" you W**F Edited to add more l♡ve

She... Flashed unwittingly a "T bar" out the back of her trousers whilst doing it too Which added "something" to the job W**F

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Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dulwich Golf Club are top dressing their greens > next week.....although I know professionals are > slightly more pro active than the rest of us. > > But I thought top dressing helped smooth out the > little bumps and hollows caused by the snow and > frost over winter - is that not part of the reason > for doing it David? __________________________________________________ David Mic mac lives on the 11th floor of a tower block in the Old Kent Road ( he's the old guy who throws empty Guinness bottles of the balcony) So take no notice of him I do however mean what I say, I like the "sheddy fell" of your thread Keep up the good work W**F

I like..... Formula 1 Pulling flies wings off Poking sticks at next doors cat Picking my nose Phoning the operator & saying "Quick, there's a train on the line" Smelling my fingers Eating nits Grating my kno......on a cheese grater In that order W**F

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > PS. Where is you-know-who when you need him? ;-) ______________________________________________________ Gnawing... At the bars of his confinement He'll be out & about sometime, soon.....! *pin drops slowly towards the hard , cold, stone floor. A tap drips in the background* "...plip.. plip... plip * "Rest assured my sweet ...." * rocks head back & laughs wildly * "WAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" W**F

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That sounds so wrong Woofy! ___________________________________________ Aren't all the best things ? W**F

She.. Rodded my cess pit W**F

More worrying.... I opened some crisps tonight & they smelt of "Peckham Rye" Ewwww W**F

Oh... I'll cancel the "wreath" then W**F

Gorillaz... "Plastic Beach" Anyone ...? W**F

The... 12th of March 2009 "Soooo last year..." W**F

Brighton Via Victoria or East Croydon Bout 1 hr 15 mins ish W**F

Is.... SCSB79 a real person ? W**F

RosieH It's just you, I went there Only "damp grass" with a tangy dog poo "note" detected Sure you haven't burnt hairs anywhere on or about your person ? Like when lighting farts ( the perimeter hair can be volatile ) W**F

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > What about trikes i.e tricycles?Two wheels good > three wheels bad or what? _______________________________________________________ Once... Many years ago, I overtook a less physically able person riding ( well hanging off it whilst his legs propelled him ) a trike So being super conscious of the consequence of knocking someone like this off their "massive red tricycle". I gave him an exaggerated berth as I drove around him, looking back in my rear view mirror just to check his random twitches & foaming spasms hadn't propelled him into my path Yes what a considerate young driver I was, indeed I then proceeded to drive straight into the back of a now stationary "Funeral procession" vehicle The man on the tricycle rode slowly on by, informing me; "ohww...you crwashed into that car, you know " W**F *slightly TRICYCLE bloody phobic*

Is.... It me or does this thread feel all cosy, smelling faintly of creosote to you too ? David can you rename it "From the Potting Shed, with David Cheetham " Then record it as a podcast so I can play it through my Roberts radio, all Radio 4 like I'll put my pinny on and bake a cake for tea Keep up the good work W**F

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ....and your dating advice is what exactly W**f? > WE know your dislike of golf comes from the fact > they use balls all the time and you can't as > you've had the op! Try not to be bitter. ____________________________________________________ Oh... Yes, Erm... Don't get caught smelling your fingers W**F

louisiana.... It's a slow burner, bikes still in sheds , leg muscles atrophied over winter But keep plugging it & people will come W**F

Yeah.. I'm flippin one off now Thanks, though how many points have I scored ? W**F

Dulwich Mum wrote... _I have been sent this offer via my blog and I thought that perhaps forumites may be interested. I would love to see this film myself, but I work during the day; _________________________________________________________________________ Yeah , right 2 x Nurofen & 2 x Paracetamol is considered work these days W**F

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've just received a message from Atila. Here it > is: > > I'd would like to say that I'm delighted with the > performance of Arsenal yesterday and i'm very > happy with a broad smile across my face. Isn't the > world a wonderful place? Spring is in the air and > the flowers will be blooming soon. I See friends > shaking hands saying how do you do. They're really > saying, I love you. And I think to myself, what a > wonderful world.. Oh, and I'd also like to wish > good luck to all the other English clubs in europe > this week. :):):) ________________________________________________ Jimmy Let's be straight, Atilia is banned on here because of provocation led remarks Really, anyone would think you supported Tottenham No, sorry " I didn't mean to be so rude" Who do you support , really ? ( Oh & can you explain the "left field" rule ? ) W**F

OK... Lets cut the cr*p What bean? what region? what country ? We'll deal with water temperature & roast later Well, come on then.... W**F

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Didn't wanna be greedy, like. > > Meanwhile, I remember the wonderful Simply > Sausages shops. > There was one in Victoria, one in Berwick Street > and other places. > They made great sausages and at 4pm on a Saturday > they'd sell for half price. > But then the supermarkets cottoned on (I must find > out where 'cottoned on' came from) and brought out > their specialist sausages so Simply Sausages sort > of closed down, I think. __________________________________________________________ No.... Not quite, Martin Heap founder of Simply sausage is "the expert" who creates the "real sausages" now for all the supermarkets He is basically "sausage king" paid royally by the big boys in the market He essentially sells his skills now Rah... W**F

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > People who can think of nothing better to do of an > afternoon than play a round of golf; and who the > rest of the time prattle about their handicap or > regale you with tedious accounts of the last Jack > Nicklaus course they holidayed at. And who think > that golf is somehow 'good for the environment' > and about 'appreciating nature'. _______________________________________________________________ Helmuts... Basically , a bunch of HELMUTS like I said before... If the worlds best golfer ever, had to "putt" so many extra holes for thrills; then what's the point ? Really, it's a sport "predated" by dickheads Oh, & if you play/watch golf & are reading this then I'm sorry but..... GET A LIFE W**F