woofmarkthedog

Spam Fritters... Ahhh...remember the smell..? ( do ignore the "unhealthy" chips ) http://www.cookipedia.co.uk/wiki/images/thumb/8/88/Spam_fritters_recipe.jpg/300px-Spam_fritters_recipe.jpg Oh the halcyon days at a Catholic boarding school, fritters all laden in grease Crispy on top, soggy underneath So wrong yet so right, specially when served with over cooked beans & mash W**F *thinks...them were the days, wipes a tear*

See Sue... You know you want it... W**F

Well... My first was premature by 5 weeks poor boy, just the sheer mechanics was against him. Small mouth/big ni**le thing made it impossible. Son 2 arrives & boy he's got some gob on him, so the workshop/help was fantastic for mrs w**f, though I felt for her, it was like being launched at by a small bear, snarling & the whole 9 yards He's 5 now & still charges at life flat out So, yes IMHO take all the help that's there Oh & good luck W**F

Rambo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 1.Man Utd > 2.Arse > 3.Chelsea > 4. Spurs > 5.Citeh > 6.Villa > 7.Pool > > I'd fancy L'Arse more if they weren't continually > undone by their curious desire to pass the ball > into the net when smashing the odd one from 20 > yards would probably secure them the title. > Still, Chelsea and Arsenal are everything that's > wrong with football these days, so their mutual > failure is also rather enjoyable. > > Bottom 3 anyone? > > I'll have Burnley, Hull and Portsmouth. All crap _______________________________________________________ He's a... ..charmer is our Rambo Poor kid must need a hug Where's "ianeasy" when you need him ? Breathe deep & " in with anger , out with love" Arsenal to nick it though W**F

5K.....? John Terry was charging 10K for a sneaky tour of Stamford Bridge So in that light "a bargain" from Byers & Co in relative terms Really.. W**F ("Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." -H. L. Mencken) * it's the last serious thing you'll get out of me today*

Keep calm... There's always the comfort of.... http://www.dutchonbikes.com/wp-content/themes/snapshot/thumb.php?src=http://www.dutchonbikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Cheese-bike1.jpg&h=396&w=690&zc=1&q=90 ...need I say it ? CHEESE ... I mean who's ever heard of a "cheese delivery bike" in a fatal accident ? No, never. Far to much respect is held for them ( so very safe by default ) W**F * dons "edam " biking helmet"

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > But you are right though , Spam invaded by > complex > > carbohydrates > > > > What kinda sh*t is that ? > > Indeed. Any fool can see they should have opted > for pineapple if they were gonna mess with the > formula....you know... > > > Am I making myself clear here ? > > Crystal. Absolutely. Yes woof, you are. > Er...next question please ;-) > > > > W**F > > > > * does "the caterpillar" into the bathroom" > > hmmm...guessing this is the same thing as "the > worm" ________________________________________________________ Oh.. The "worm" is SO over... The "caterpillar" is where IT'S at now... http://newsdesk.si.edu/images_full/images/museums/zoo/Rainforest_Caterpillar/large%20caterpillar.jpg EEeeekkkk don't look ... It's " naked ".. W**F *gags on breakfast...buuuurghhh*

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Looks more like spam/cheese and vegetables in > there. How very misleading....I mean vegetables > are supposed to be 'healthy' aren't they? > > Lets see the discussion take shape... > > > > PS. I truly have no idea why I am 'discussing' > this woof! :) _______________________________________________________________ Oh Katie... You are "My Kinda Gal" ( I have no Idea why I post this sh*t, but it only hints at how full my mental "attic" is... ) But you are right though , Spam invaded by complex carbohydrates What kinda sh*t is that ? A conspiracy by the Vegan SS ? ( beware the "Right" is on the march & this army marches on it's stomach, which in it's self is a bizarre concept ) Am I making myself clear here ? W**F * does "the caterpillar" into the bathroom"

Is.... http://www.spam.com/ASSETS/D4B083A88D0F404CB41578647E24EC8D/spamWithCheese.png .....the new "spam/cheese" experience ? Discuss.... W**F

Toastin' W**F * you just have to look don't you....? "

It's.... about my favorite things.. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0060507403.01._SX140_SY225_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg ch**se & monkeys..in that order Perfect... W**F

Jah.. I agree, I'm sure you prefer a good read... http://cheesemurder.co.uk/frontcover.jpg in bed with a few pickles... W**F

..had the KILJOYS not stepped in The organisers of the Cooper's Hill Cheese Rolling and Wake regret to announce that the 2010 event has been cancelled. The attendance at the event has far outgrown the location where it has traditionally been held for several hundred years: last year more than 15,000 people tried to attend (according to official estimates) which is more than three times the capacity of the site. The organisers are working with the local Authorities and Police to control numbers which will enhance: - crowd safety - respect for the local community - emergency vehicle access - traffic flow on local and trunk roads The event will be back, in a revised form, in 2011. http://www.thecheesegig.com/images/products/gig03015.jpg Anyway here's a MISS MUFFIT to be going on with..... W**F

Does.. ..anyone have her address ? http://alyrae.com.au/shop/images/uploads/13013-Mom-Grater-V2.jpg to send gifts...? W**F

Ohh.... I know what I'll be "snacking" on come the big game.. http://76.163.242.17/uploaded_images/ritz-bits-soccer-cheese-753337.jpg W**F *probably chokin' on too"

Oh .. Poor pony.....hey ho... Meanwhile here's some blo*dy filty cheese http://www.cheeseontour.com/xxx/images/dirty.gif "Woaaaa calm down Pippin"..."Walk on...walk on.." W**F

Look away now... http://www.cheeseontour.com/xxx/images/xxxcheese.gif Too late.... You are now a cheese goosing POLITICO Vote YES here now ☐ W**F

I... I CHI CHI CHI CHI ..will be there if this is on the menu W**F

Hows about... SHIN KICKING ? The medieval sport of shin-kicking lives on, each year people gather to compete at the Cotswold Olimpicks, a traditional county sports day first celebrated in 1612. http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/assets_c/2009/06/shin-kicking-thumb-512x288-8354.jpg I'd help you run it....honest Really.. W**F

Grrr ...I agree But here's a CHEESE fondue to make you feel better http://www.igourmet.com/images/topics/cheesefondue1.jpg A classic Swiss recipe. 1 clove garlic, halved 290ml/? pint white wine 1 tsp lemon juice 225g/8oz emmental cheese grated 225g/8oz gruy?re cheese grated 1 tsp cornflour 1 tbsp kirsch (optional) cubed bread pieces, for dipping -------------------------------------------- Then.. 1. Rub the inside of the fondue pot with the halves of garlic. 2. Add the wine and lemon juice to the pot and heat until boiling. Lower the heat and gradually stir in the cheeses until melted, stirring all the time. 3. If using kirsch, blend with the cornflour, otherwise use water. Add to the cheese mixture and cook gently until the mixture is smooth - don't let it boil or it will burn. 4. Using the fondue prongs, dip the bread cubes into the cheese and serve. ___________________________________________________________________________ I still hate that Tommy Walsh CUNT though ENJOY.... W**F

Pecanpie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have in the past, posted in the main room and it > felt a bit like being savaged by wild dogs. > Nothing personal *woof*, but that room has teeth! > The family room is more like being surounded by > purring mummy cats.:)) ___________________________________________________________ TEETH ? N:)) Mine are plastic ( honest ) W**F * hides diamond tipped teeth in drawer *

Come on.. You know you want some Tony & Flappers http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11184706/Edam_Cheese.jpg Look at the "Lumps" on that...you "lactoslags" I'm feeling very "aroused" aren't you...? ( no? weirdos.. ) Oh LICK ME.... HARDER.......MORE....MORE......SNIFF MY HOLES..... W**F *goes to lay down, exhausted *

TonyQuinn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > After nearly 3,000 posts, you probably don't have > much more to say.... ________________________________________________________ So... TonyQ Do you or don't you like cheese ? It is after all a cheese thread :)) Please tick box. Then cut along dotted line and free post with the slip below YES ☐ NO ☐ Don't know ☐ Hell who cares ☐ -------------------------------✄------------------------------------------- FREE POST WOOF'S CHEESE SURVEY PO BOX 69 LONDON UNITED KINGDOM ------------------------✄-------------------------------------------------------- We will automatically enter you into our MEGACHEESETOMBOLA So fingers crossed TonyQ ( Oh loads more to say , so here's to 3K more ) Ⓦⓞⓞⓕ

Oh.... ...my days I'm hooked.. W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You're not even a Brummie though, are you, MP? ____________________________________________ Correct... But he was "Ginger" ( life can be tough, I mean Ginger to Grey ,with nothing in between ...) Though he still has hair, which is a plus W**F