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Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It demeans women, apparently. Even if they are > made by women, with Women and for Women. All very > strange. __________________________________________________________ Translation... "You know you wan' it" W**F

ruffers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Blimey. > > I hope David logs on soon. __________________________________________ Oh yes ... please log on Davey There's only so much "conversation" we can have before a fight breaks out W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We all know what he was getting at Woof. He's just > a bit more clever than you. ________________________________ Ermmm Not about gardening really Carry on David.. Where were we ? W**F

He sounded.. Erm.... what's the polite word for "Fat, lazy & out of his depth" Oh yes "Big" & " errr..Lazy " today on 94.9 FM When is "The Big man " Danny Baker back ? ( so I can take this stick out of my eye , as it were...) W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't be a tw*t. ___________________________________ Quite right.. This is a gardening thread W**F

???? I can see you dressed in fetching Violet Leather Jackboots/jodhpur/tunic/cape & hat combo ( cape is optional BTW ) Though R.E with his reddish freckly tinge,riding a bike might struggle to carry it off "Nah wot I meen Guv" W**F ( I still listen to his show, It's far better than any other station offers , unless "money box live" floats your boat, "Hello Brenda from Guildford".... )

In.. San Francisco a beggar asked me... " got a dollar for a coffee pal " I actually had a fresh coffee in my hand, so I gave it to him. But he continued to hold his hand out at me "What" I asked "A dollar, I still need a dollar " he replied "You liar" I thought, as I handed him that dollar ( I mean what are these people like ? ) W**F

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm gonna get that Spandau Link with him if i can > find it it.... ______________________________________________ OK.. You both like to dress as "Rudolh Hess" on the "quite" ( like )

TheAllSeeingEye Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Im serious, I work on Lordship Lane and everyday I > look at them with disgust ... they have also been > seen betting in BetFred. _______________________________________________________ Look... ???? & Mic mac need some respite Betfred hits the spot

For... a fee maybe...? W**F

And so, the War ended... W**F

It's what.. " SMOKING CRACK COCAINE " does to people Sad but true W**F

Today... A big start of the big horse racing meating so far and here's a couple of less published "stats" from the Cheltenham Festival results. There has already been a lot of shocks and upsets in today?s races.. ( I mean some people actually lost money..) It could be a race meeting which is full of excitement! ( though definitely not for these "Nags" ) Citizen Vic (IRE)---------Today-----------Cheltenham------Fatal Fall Casey Jones (IRE)---------Yesterday-------Cheltenham------Brought Down - Destroyed All high quality , free range, lean "thoroughbreed " dog food now/soon.. W**F ( edited to take the harshness out )

Chez W**F... "Cod Oirish" free.. Though tonight we celibrate.... "St Hoovers day" All night we relentlessly vacuum the place spotless then we sit down and get a fair few pints of Guinness down us... Just like back in the ol' home land Ah jeezus brings a tear to the eye, so it does WHAT ? ( it's a right craic ) W**F

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alan Dale Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > It has now been taken on by the people who run > the > > EDT. > > xxxxxxx > > AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH > > (6) ______________________________________________ Oh... Poor you Sue, Does that mean no yoghurt & weaving "Folkies" nights Never mind, there's always the May Day festival to look forward to *strums lute* W:)-DF

Oh Stevo Punting your book through the backdoor of this thread Slag W**F

Oh Piffle I like the occasional dose of R.E I like his book "The way we wore" I like some of his guests I like life in general Go on with you W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > York > > Swarming with grotesque stag and hen nights - > every weekend. __________________________________________________ *Bob* I was working in York one weekend many years ago ( oh & single ) & went out in the evening I "met" a very nice young lady in a bar We had a bit of a snog & I "threw up" after a minute or two ( as you do ) She then asked me back to her hotel ( as you would ) This is my residing "rot" memory of York ( ah, they were the days....) W**F

Keef... This is more like it "We want equality I tell you..." http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/10/109609/23_2008/dad.jpg "And we want it now..." * punches "marigold" gloved hand down * W**F

I....... Can just see ....... "Woooo woooo wooo ( picture goes all wobbly here ) woo woooooo & through the mist of time " W**F

theflorence Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi Ryedalema, > Steelwork went in last week, the roof goes on this > week, so fingers crossed we are still on schedule > for early April. > Naughty corner sounds like a great idea. Now > thinking about introducing one in the adults area > too. ___________________________________________________________ This.... All sounds like "Alcatraz" Watch Tower & barbed wire delivered yet ? Oh & the 100,000,000 watt search lights, have they arrived ? "STAND AWAY FROM THE PERIMETER FENCE" W**F

Hammer Time

Revealers.. In the rot shop W**F

Lord Sornoff W**F

Not... FOLK ...NO But " Gorillaz " yes W**F