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Dear Val ..... W**F

Yes I am dyslexic What you trying to say? W**F

Compulsiveliar How is "T-Rex Ted" Oh what fun he was ! Really, next we'll see "Minotaur" on hols in Bognor Regis smokin' resin "like we did back then" Pischt....in an "Austin Maxi" no blimmin doubt ? W**F

You are not for real Are you ? No, don't answer, I know W**F

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *bong* _____________________ Illegal of course Next ? W**F

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/file.php?2 > 0,file=7988also technically not view from my > window but in our garden.... oh happy days ______________________________________________________ No it's you "smugging off" with a cath kidson / Ikea copy in the background, some burnt lamb plus perky polka dots Indeed, now it's Winter Yes it is ! W**F

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I dont remeber writing that. > I only mentioned the 1300 as I had so many at any > one time about twelve if I remember corectly of > course I have owned many other cars. > I designed the website for them and ran it as well > as writing the monthly newletter booklets. > Its strange that some of those members who would > spend hours into the night finnalising a certain > refurbishment would not find time to contribute to > the news. > When I reached seventy I had to give up the cars > as I could not bend to work under the bonet or > underneath the car. > Having no cars and unable to get to the shows I > signed over the web to a member who said he wes > sompetant, but watched as he deleted the content > and added nothing, so it folded. > I resigned but was made a life member. > I do have some of the pictures of the shows still > but most I just left when I changed to a new > computor. ----------------------------------------------------------- So WT Flip do you remember, other than the distant imaginary past ? Oh & the selfish cat This is so " Wallace & Grommet " Or am I imag.... Hmm W**F

It's Knorr Not Knicked you Kprick

Available in 200 or 400mg ...and after the "commercial break" news & weather in your area .... "Snow is expected so wrap up warm" Bought to you by... W**F Any time night or day, whatever prescription/ illegal drugs you're on :)):):-$:'((6)(?) *bing*

P.S How is the cat ? W**F

PR I too like battery powered "Personal Topiary" Nice to share, see it's out in the open now "La la laaaa ....I have bare nuts" Ohhh that's sooooooo liberating..... W**F

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Classic Cars. > I had mostly Austin 1300 Automatic or the Van Dem > Plas in the 70s, I wonder if there are anybody > here who had any of these? _________________________________________________________________ Computedshorty These were both "Classically rubbish " cars usually supplied in Brown with a tan cloth & leatherette interior, driven by men in brown clothes, who smoked a brown pipe & who lived in a dull brown pebble dashed house on "Chantry Grove" or "Ivy Way" or even "Cherry Walk". Men who on any given Sunday meandered the B roads of Dorking & Epsom at sub-20mph pointing out nothing whilst talking drivel to their long suffering wives, surrounded by a haze of their own steamed up fug. Ironically driving the drivers of real "Classics" like the "Daimler Dart" or the "Sunbeam Tiger" completely bloody mad, as they built up a procession behind them. The supposedly superior but equally dreadful "Vanden Plas" was an Austin's marketing mans dream. A piece of post war committee driven design paired with laudably average British engineering, this too was also upholstered in swingingly dull brown. It's point of difference was the V.P moniker which harked back to the once great Belgian coach builder "Vanden Plas" though now sadly fobbed off with a touch of brown walnut veneer. Thus rendering the dreary interior more mind numbing in its Brown & Tan palette. Think Vesta curry & beef rissoles, polyester trousers and Watney's red barrel & Sunday opening hours of days gone by. It the "VanDen Plas of the 70s" had more style in common with the telephone table, the 50's cocktail cabinet and the caravan in Pagham than of the fine coaches & cars of the past it alluded to. It was in short the equivalent to the long service carriage clock. It marked the beginning of the end,in short something that said "This is it" "Classic Cars" are Jaguars, the D types & E types ,Mk 2's of the sixties. Cars that were engineering masterpieces with aluminum engines, cars that broke the mould not your spirit. Cars we dreamed about not dreaded and if through nostalgic rose tinted specks. We see still see brown ? Then wake up & pass the travel sweets, pop open the thermos & keep heading for Eastbourne W**F

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"Oranges are not the only fruit" W**F

You say that Brum but ....... "Larry lunchbox" plus other such hurtful names can cut to the bone too W**F

Wet or Electric ? W**F

Well my man pouch is all mine as it were but imagine the shame of the "odd" concealed sock being revealed Tom Jones will be horrified , though imagine what Jordan & Pammie Anderson will look like Yikes.... W**F

Quills or Quails Tarot ? Parakeets are officially pests now ( pigeons breathe a sigh of relief )but they are odd to say the least They used to be "over Beckenham way" but have migrated to Wells Park now Jah How very dare they W**F

sensible.... Doh....I meant COOK

Even constipated ?

No/yes it's you... ( Aladdin ) Sane

Firstly... Happy New Year to all 2009 for me was "hand on heart" a vintage year Oh yes the world fell on it's ar5e & we printed money ( don't you just love that idea) to get out of it. Macro economics & world politics flexed their pecs as it were, but on a micropersonal level I had a good 2009 It wasn't easy for sure but I achieved more "spiritually" than I ever did before. I think the global wake up call did me good. So I'm less cash rich but happier, I'm working harder but smarter and enjoying the people around me. I gave up things that were "bad" well before the end of the year, so I resolve to do "more of the same " in 2010 Peas & love to you all W**F *sticks pin into self "yes" alive & kicking*

SingingWilks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > abracadabra ____________________________________ Now that was good.... "Aladdin"

"Job" you silly boy Bob "a" Job Any way.... Pie