woofmarkthedog

But was she actually blowing a real whistle whilst on the ward, that would really disturb the patients wouldn't it ? W**F

Oh the List Grows Keith Floyd Patrick Swaszee ( ? ) The list grows....

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I have to admit I have been a right snarky bastard lately. I have > noticed it myself. Not sure why. Something must be > pissing me off. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes you have , when you find a remedy do share it. W**F

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Orangutan? ----------------------------------------------------- No Orangutan means "Old man of the forest " and this bestows some kind of status and respect upon the incumbent beast. The Ginger Bee Gee is just a nasally twit. W**F

57 years old too, not fair if there is such a thing Good guy who seemed pretty real. W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you having an aneurysm? ------------------------------------------------- Oh If only ! ( sounds like he's been reading the Daily "you know what" )

iaineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As Dulwichmum would put it, "Adolescent musings > from the top bunk". > > Mainly a lot of playing "hard to get", with > myself. > > > > Mainly a lot of playing "hard to get", with > myself. > -------------------- > > get a grip man. ---------------------------------------------------- Left or right hand Iaineasy ? W**F

Our accountant is Japanese but call her "Asian" at your peril W**F

As my mother said many times "I've told you a million times not to exaggerate" I may or may not have taken this excellent advice & applied it but..... W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > RosieH Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Imagine my excitement when I discovered that > > today > > > the Mail on Sunday was printing an exclusive > > > extract of the latest Dan Brown novel. stae > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ------- > > > > The Mail anyday..............For F**K sake it's > a > > sh*thole piece of journalism. > > Woof, are you kidding me? ------------------------------------------------- RosieH Kidding ? I would rather tie a rope round my scrotum and be dragged naked by a lame goat across the abrasive quartzite surface of the Hindu Kush in the depths of a hard winter than read that paper, as for Dan Brown his pages could make a fire to warm the goat. W**F

Oh yes great forum, do you read the National Inquirer ? W**F

Make my day

NO, MOVE ON

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Imagine my excitement when I discovered that today > the Mail on Sunday was printing an exclusive > extract of the latest Dan Brown novel. stae --------------------------------------------------------- The Mail anyday..............For F**K sake it's a sh*thole piece of journalism. Loose weight now are supermodels to skinny watch out eastern europeans are taking over the police state is good see your star prediction W**F

LibertyBlush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Moos you're a clever well of humour that sets an > example to the modern woman. ------------------------------------------------------- Gin'll fix it You're under the infl......... W**F

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh Woof darling, are you still trying for your > Equity Card? > > My winter drawers are a snug red flannel - think > Jenny Agutter. --------------------------------------------------- In Walkabout ? I don't think so. God I love that film.

Why, can't you recall your self ?

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > can i watch ? -------------------------------------------------- Dazzers You can handle the couplings until there a full head of steam. Bert if you want to come thats fine, you can handle the grease gun. Don't wear your best clothes though ,it gets a bit messy. W**F

Library Do you work for the National Inquirer then? i love that specially the one with the American issue inside.....Ohh please say yes. Ohh & you know that phrase " one coming in " ( it's army talk, but you know that ) well I just had "one going out" upstairs in the thunderbox if you catch my drift, do you understand cypher ? Phew near miss ! W**F

Some how is see an ashtray full of fag butts, loads of slap and a half empty Gordons on the bedside cabinet. All atop of a biro ringed & yellowed copy of "The Stage" W**F

Nice one Tony, shall we get a room ? W**F

Hi Larry Welcome and all that, what size shoe are you ? Where have you been holed up ? chips havn't come in news print for the last 15 years odd. Oh yeah sorry Queen & country, I'm soooooo forgetful these days W**F Oh & how's Pete Buttons these days ?

I put it that Peter....Sorry Peculiar Buttons ain't quite whot you may think. I submit for your perusal. Exhibit A > Julie Andrews oh dear me no. Mind you people did used to say I had a look of a young Merle Oberon about me... Mr Buttons has had to go up the loft today to find my nice warm woolly with the pictures of the dogs on it.It's a bit mothbally tho but I'll put it through on a hot wash with extra Surf, no harm done! < A "woman" who can cook chops but puts a wollen on a hot wash with EXTRA surf & then says "no harm done" See I'm a bit of a fabric queen and those who really do the laundry will back me up, follow PB's advise and your woolen knit wear will turn out like a doormat. Unless she wears pure unadulterated acrylic knits, can't see it though if the "Gal got class" Tisk W**F

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If only all Bookies were like me WOOF! > > Still exactly the same weight as 30 years ago i.e. > 12 Stone.... ------------------------------------------------------- But bald as a coot , please be honest.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I never said Ray wouldn't have consumed Pie and > mash. --------------------------------------------------------- He definitely has had a double with double mash on more than one occasion, come on his face even looks like a pie. Somehow I see him coming out after sucking his tooth ( upper canine right ) " Ahh luvvalee " His feet walking at ten to two. W**F