woofmarkthedog

Mr & Mr Petunia Buttons ?

I'm sorry I won't do it again It was the drink.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > Don't you start. > > *puts down the biscuit* ------------------------------------------------------- OOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Have a drink why don't yuoooooooooo. ( to wash down the biscuit )

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Debs > into the laundry room to offer his shoulder to cry > on, a shoulder she's cried on a thousand times > before. --------------------------------------------------------------- Counseling is what she needs, poor cow.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > PGC, it's the other thing. ? Moos please expand

I still rest my case as the strongest. Digital TV is so cheap these days and god, just look at the sets Cheap... W**F

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "(PS For the purposes of this unsupportable > assertion, a G&T is not a cocktail)" > > Nor is Vodka and Cranberry juice which people I > know like now and again after a hard day on the > si...office. --------------------------------------------------- Oh I did belly laugh at that last bit Foxie, though add a little grapefruit juice & you have a "Sea breeze" ( invented at The Atlantic bar in Soho ) yes indeede..... Cheers W**F

How about pork love eggs filled with........... On second thoughts...... "I must ignore the spinning lights" "I must ignore the spinning lights" "I must ignore the spinning lights"

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm a bit old for Lynx, Woof. But I'm not too old > to like the advert. --------------------------------- More a Hi- Karate man then ? W**F

How about a creme egg filled with pork & scotch Hmmm.... Ohh pomegranate rim.......now you're talking !

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whiskey (if you have to put something in it try a > cube of ice). > > Failing that, a Whiskey Sour with real egg. ---------------------------------------------------- As opposite to a creme egg, that just ruins it ! W**F

Tony Now thats more like it. A well compiled & interesting list unlike your last dog racing one, god I read two lines yawned and nearly passed out. Things are improving, though it must be hard with the company you keep of general vagabonds, fringe crims , underworld lurkers & gamblers to keep a perspective on the other side of life, I suppose a good shower at night washes away most of the grit and crud. The undead on your list are not really predictions though , more like inevitabilities as is all our mortality. That in mind put me up there somewhere , ohh and include the odd overweight rapidly aging bookie while you're at it. As for punts, pah If I don't know what i'm missing, I wont miss it. W**F

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought this thread was about Betting? > > Whats it got to do with Ray Winstone and his > Groupies on here?:( > > I'm off to The Drawing Room where, at least, > posters stay "on track", er, as it were... ------------------------------------------------------------- See Tony you too are blinded by the betting! Oh you poor fool. Actually this thread is about Ray Winstone , the "betting ad scandal" is merely the tool of his demise as it's sucked his poor vacuous soul out and replaced it with a shell of a man reading from autocue, all for a lucrative but temporary sum of money. Ding ding , any bells ringing ? W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bullet ----------------- Do you use the bullet Mick Mac ?

Ok to put you all out of your misery. He records 22 million shows , thats one show per numeric permutation. They then broadcast the "correct" show of Derren "winning" He wins 3 million odd, so the show costs ?19 million ( tickets @ ?1 each ) in real terms to make plus recording costs. See ....ehhh....good illusion .....it took a minute to figure it out & i dont do suduko's either. W**F *If you ask I'll explain the Lehmans collapse next *

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Any more tedium Woof? --------------------------------- Well I had considered this one for the lounge but considered your frustrations at not being allowed to reply. W**F

Blankety Blank.................. Blankety Blank.... Blankety Blank. Oh loved that theme tune so much. W**F

Sorry Tom's no longer with us ! I will however be able to offer Joan Collins on ice ( not skates ) soon! Oh maybe that's how she gets here.....Hmmm

I know too, only I can't remember....oooh he's so clever Remind me ! W**F

Tom Collins ? Jackie Collins ? Davey watt ?

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > H from Steps is dead. ---------------------------------------------------- Jah That seriously made me spit my cider , where is it so we can pay homage ? From arsehole to manhole. oh the irony. God bless you H W**F

The fish & chip shop behind the police station. Closed ? yes but fantastic none the less. Prices haven't gone up in years. W**F

I grow poppies in quartzite hewn by hand from the hindu kush, oooooh they should be ready to harvest soon. I feed mine with the blood of counter insurgents and fill the air with cordite to make them feel at home. Cant wait to get smacked out of my brains in the very near future & just think all this from the foothills of Sydenham & a low carbon footprint. What recession ? by the time I come to it should be all over. Oh & f**k your Orchids, poppies rock. WOW MAN W**F

Te hee , me like dat.

Try later to run this through your head when perched upon the LM throne. Get back to me. W**F