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Ohhhh I made another error Silly me ;-) * tongue firmly in cheek * W**F

No really it's not a SCAM ( cheeky monkey ) 23 is now a giggirl number W**F ( not a penny passes my hands , though you can donate see links on op if you wish)

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > EVERYONE's got a crush on Brendan... ---------------------------------------------- Who's Brendan ?

52 All aboard ( Jah's driving ) "ding - ding" 52 Mondays towards Victoria Other direction Tue-Fri Sat Sun N52 N52 N52 N52 N52 Willesden, Bus Garage, Pound Lane 2320 2335 2355 0015 0045 15 45 0415 0435 0450 0500 0510 0520 0530 0540 Kensal Rise Station 2329 2344 0004 0024 0054 24 54 0424 0444 0459 0509 0519 0529 0539 0549 Ladbroke Grove, Sainsbury's 2333 2348 0008 0028 0057 Then 27 57 0427 0447 0502 0512 0522 0532 0542 0552 Ladbroke Grove Station 2338 2353 0013 0033 0100 every 30 30 00 0430 0450 0506 0516 0526 0536 0546 0556 Notting Hell 2344 2359 0019 0039 0105 minutes 35 05 0435 0455 0511 0521 0531 0541 0551 0601 Kensington, Church 2349 0004 0024 0044 0110 at these 40 10 until 0440 0500 0516 0526 0536 0546 0556 0606 Kensington, Palace Gate 2351 0006 0026 0046 0111 minutes 41 11 0441 0501 0518 0528 0538 0548 0558 0608 Hyde Park Corner 2358 0013 0033 0053 0117 past 47 17 0447 0507 0524 0534 0544 0554 0604 0614 Green Park Station -- -- -- -- 0120 the hour 50 20 0450 0510 -- -- -- -- -- -- Trafalgar Square, Stop B -- -- -- -- 0123 53 23 0453 0513 -- -- -- -- -- -- Victoria Station, W**F Street -- -- -- -- 0128 58 28 0453 0513 -- -- -- -- -- -- Victoria Stn, Buckingham Palace Rd 0003 0018 0038 0058 -- -- -- -- -- 0529 0539 0549 0559 0609 0619 W**F

I love my dyslexia when it's turned on its head Now, back to Wetherspoons Where where we ? W**F

This is my problem with them... Picture this: You're on holiday with your loved one & the inevitable "row" brews up over "What side of the bed do you want then" Now the dilemma is; do you throw the "kindle" at them in a fit of pique, of course not Where as a carefully lobbed Jackie Collins *paperback usually seals the deal http://medium.snazal.com/?0330354310 ( and no remorseful sweeping up of micro chips either ) W**F * If you even consider a "hardback" then miss go and head straight for the airport

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When it's done will hand it over..... _______________________________________________ A bit too cryptic that one Please expand DJ W**F

Look.. It's on now ( oh, but so is Jamie O ) Hmmmm... W**F

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes W**f, but which is worse, Wetherspoon or > Harvester? ------------------------------------------- Erm... "Littlehampton...? " No, no.... "Bognor" "Sheerness" W**F ( you tell me )

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woof - get a grip on your rogue apostrophes > please. ------------------------------ Sorry BUT can you stay ON TOPIC pls *glazes over* W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fur knickers = feel sensational, but you've got to > know the cycle of your lady juices as they're a > bugger to wash ------------------------------------------------------- This girl obviously ... http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/01/fur_narrowweb__300x468,0.jpg doesn't know her * ahem* "cycle" ( the hat's an interesting choice though ) W**F

Open the door ( very quickly ) & say.... "I'm just about to F*CK my Wife/Lover/Husband, what do you have to say that's more important than that...? " Then slam the door closed... I can't tell you how empowering that is... ( there are fantastic variations on the theme, like: I'm just jamming a dwarf up the chimney as I don't believe in santa any more ) Then back to your desk ( as there's work to be done ) W**F

The thing is... I don't want to drink in a Wetherspoons because.. It's offered beer is bland Stella/Fosters/Heineken/golden generic froth It's food is "ready meal" bland curry/pie/roast It's interiors are bland repro pine/antique brass/ stuff It's art is bland.... It's carpets are naff It's bogs smell of nasty air freshners.. It's service is bland.. It's staff are bland.... It's punters are...... Well you know where I'm coming from ( even if, it were free, forever, I'd still not go there ) It's not about class or snobery, its not about money, it's the "offer" I hate dislike intensely And I don't wish to see another one land in my area Simple... W**F

I like Trains & Star Trek ( & John Candy ) ( are we friends now moos ? ) W:));-)F

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > W**f, have I stood on your paw or what? ------------------------------------------- No sorry, I'm not ignoring you You have one "In Nidd" point yes, but you're not actually "In nidd" ( yet ) W**F

Skidmarks wrote: >I did enjoy ratting days at the farm I worked at.< --------------------------------------------------------------- Oh Me too, we cleared a maggot farm once in Sussex ( yes there was such a place ) My goodness it was like a sea of rats, literally barrows full of them by the end of the day A good terrier at work is amazing W**F

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are 1972 and 1973 still available? ----------------------------------------- Yes They are now yours 1972 and 1973 W**F

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can I still get a number? I want a burger from > TMW. -------------------------------------------------- Go Pick your *Bonus balls* W**F

Any government that wishes to subdue the masses uses fireworks It's a metaphor for fear & control Henry Conway 1969

Is anybody seriously suggesting that Rats be left to their own devices http://cemeteryfriends.org.uk/resources/_wsb_123x176_RatsPA_316x450.jpgRats spread disease to other pets It's well known & dangerous W**F

*Bob* Wrote: Pubs.. outdoor leisurewear..? __________________________________________ Sorry *Bob* It's hooded outdoor leisurewear Anyway take at trip to Kirkdale in Sydenham & visit J.D Wetherspoons "The Windmill" Oh, then you'll really want one in Grove Vale It's a cross between a kindergarten, a branch of social services & a waiting room for the bookies/launderette W**F

You get what you ask for.. http://www.dualit.com/assets/images/thumbnails/detail/0/detail_634.jpg I demand one of these at my table... & yes it does raise ( & singe ) a few eyebrows BUT the toast is to die for W**F

Thank you indeed To keep this all above board I'm getting a very safe & respectable pair of hands to draw the final balls * points upstairs * W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Rubsley is right - The Royle Family IS brilliant, > very funny and also has that same warmth and > affection. > > Miranda on the other hand - oh my god, awful. > Awful awful awful. ........................................ Hmmmmm.... It must be a Northern thing, for some it's cosy feel is heartwarming but for me any more than 30 seconds and the desire to stick a pair of sissors into my eyes is overwhelming. I have tried to watch it T.R.F but the dopey son in law who talks like a cat throwing up, just does me. I end up shouting at the "tell-a" & my blood pressure rises ( honestly , it's doing it now ) So we'll agree to disagree on that one Now "Miranda" is my Yin to your Yang. I imagine it gives you quite similar violent feelings as described above. All comedy is subjective I suppose though. Her character just reminds me of so many silly but funny posh girls ( with size 12 feet ) that I've known & grown up around That aside it is Awful,awful,yes (awful funny) . Silly asides to camera, wobbly sets & what I like most; her unbridled " middle classness" in all it's infuriating & disinhibited ( awful ) glory "My goodness" ( turns to camera ) * fans self * "I must lay down..." * cue titles * W **F

Oh joy.. Miranda is really good fun, it cheers me no end. It's very British right down to it's end titles. Amstell on the otherhand is "smirky" & this could be seen as annoying. I think though he's developed this to disarm or neutralise situations; most of his comedy is in & around taboos & what you mustn't say ( though many think it ) to peoples faces Still, la la la W**F