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???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 300 -------------------------- 300 posts Jeezus I've posted some rubbish? threads But this one is top of the pile Who'd have thought it....eh ? TopTip " carry on posting rubbish as some sh*t is bound to stick " W**F

rubsley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Erm, I don't think my jib is cut quite that way. > > (I'm 34) > > (What's "he'll make shovel" mean?) _____________________________________________________ In these sensitive times I stopped digging a hole for myself ( & decided to spend more time with my family ) Good luck though W**F

No, not my type Though don't get me wrong he looks like a nice boy & I'm sure he'll make...... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21524Ffs4gL._SL500_AA300_.jpg ( I think I'll stop there...) * calls max clifford * W**F

Billy " bad boy " Hague might be free soon ( depending on the cut of your jib, as it were ) W**F

Yeah Jezzer Well this is for you.. W**F

Join our cult..gang http://images.apple.com/uk/iphone/apps-for-iphone/images/hero_workingout_20100607.pngW**F

It's old Peculiar Buttons ( you remember her ) Back & rehashed into a complex new, new ( how to appear mad/eccentric on-line ) character http://margotmystic.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/medical-stigmata-lines.gif?w=216&h=215 Five or more parallel lines (horizontal or vertical) on the Mount of Mercury indicate a capacity for healing ( am I sounding "whacky" now ) W**F

>> If the cap fits << The real William Hague scandal from POPBITCH ( yeah , every thursday f.o.c ,love that ) Surely the most startling thing about the Hague story is not the air of homophobia exhibited in the media and by Tory grandees. Nor Hague's extra-ordinary statement. Nor even how did Hague get someone so good-looking to share a room with him. But that the man who, more than anyone in history, lost their credibility and party leadership by wearing a baseball cap... still chooses to wear one! Baseball hats then and now: http://bit.ly/cSUt4w

Fi... If it makes you feel better... All Children get Nits So patience my dear W**F

I bet they play... "Miners in a hell hole Big brother" "Oh whose up for evection..?" No ? Maybe not but wasn't there a town in America where the mine collapsed, it drew so much attention that business boomed locally. Later the local sheriffs were accused of taking longer than necessary to rescue them so as keep the drama going & the cash rolling on ( or have I been watching to much crappy saturday afternoon t.v ) W**F

Oh NOW .... I am glad I couldn't make it last night A few beers he said... " ding -ding " W**F

On a serious note.. I was bitten on the shin about 5 years ago by & within an hour my leg had swollen so badly that I had to take my shoe off. I later went to hospital as the top of my leg near my groin had swollen badly. By the next day I was on antibiotics & my leg had become infected, I also needed crutches to walk All in all it took 2 weeks to sort out however, since then my immune system has gone a haywire & any insect/mozi bite now results in a fast course of anti-b's . Last year it was so bad I ended up with Cellulitis & very close to being hospitalised with it, but flat on my back for over a week & wacked out on heavy Codine based prescription pain killers( woozy man & very more-ish ) The summer has become a bit of a nightmare though thankfully one forumite gave me a bottle of the Avon Dry skin oil spray as recommend on here. In short it's been fantastic, liberating me in fact. I've even been able to drink in a pub garden for the first time in years. I call it my invisible shield There is also this blighter, the Blandford fly to contend with Good luck though I'd recommend some kind of defense W**F

This one's in the 3.45 at Goodwood http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/29500/Horse-Fly--29892.jpg

Here you go.. One all smooth & another more mature ( wrinkly ) http://farine.us/Quickstart/ImageLib/fruit-date.jpg Enjoy , it's the week end ( sic ) W**F

Try.... Downward Dog.. W**F

HorseFlies ( they are evil at this time of the year ) Try Avon " skin so soft " dry oil spray ( it's the very, very* best repellent there is ) W**F (*very)

Yes.. The Catholic conversion always worries me ( how catholic is that ) I mean I'm a Catholic by default & un-joining is so hard once you're "in" Still, just think; he's signed up to a life time of guilt ( which is nice ) by choice He'll be amongst friends though, oh yes, it's top to bottom hypocrisy in there or God strike me down * lightning crackles, then fades away * W**F ( as a foot note; I do observe various politicians wearing "pale papal purple" Please note, it doesn't fool anyone)

Hmmm.. Didn't some "jogger" grab a woman's boobs a while ago & in the same locality ? W**F

Very funny clip He's done for though I fear, I like William Hague ( not in a man love way though ) he had some gravitas but, how friggin stupid can you get As per usual the press will rip him to shreds like they always do. We'll all read the gory details of course, the sad part is the loss of an otherwise decent politician from a pretty average bunch Still he can always "spend more time with the family" & eventually get outed in a couple of years time " birdwatching" in some layby off the A3 *sigh* W**F

Do other big industries, like banks or trading rooms make (or suggest) that Directors & staff share a room while on company business, even as a cost saving drive ? I don't know for sure But..... W**F

I have just dusted my box out, so pm away ( hopes WH is not reading this thread ) * waves at willy * W**F

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Has 1948 gone yet woof? Have I chosen too many > numbers already? > > What about 48? > > When is the draw? > > Will you publish a list of who has what? > > Can I ask any more lottery related questions? > > :)-D ----------------------------------------------------- Pipe down K Nidd rule still applies Soon Soon Very Soon Is that cryptic enough ? W**F

I like/d Tony Blair He turned me back on to politics & I miss him ( & his sun tan ) Also there is nobody on the scene who can engage people in the same way as he does When he "managed us" It felt Premier league, now it all feels a bit "relegated" to the championship At least he's sticking to his guns ( no pun intended ) over Iraq, even suggesting we go for Iran next Hell sake, can you imagine Nick Cleggs war cry... "We'll shoot & bomb everyone in that society fairly, no-one will be left out " ( him & Dave will be wearing camo- face paint/combat fatigues at this point, btw) Bring back Tony W**F

What council was it ? W**F

KidKruger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > who cares who William Hague, his staff or anybody > else f*cks > 'ooh he's gay' / 'ooh he's straight' ----------------------------------------------------- Yes who cares ( other than the woman he's married to ) really OKAY an analysis of his attire Black "wrap" sunnies, often sported by "rugger buggers " ( you know "rugger" lots of butch men bashing into each other, then sharing a bath ) Or glasses worn on beach by "voyeurs" as the wrap around shape hides the swiveling eye technique Next we have the hat: one size to small, brown with "sphincter" logo I mean, it's not looking good as individual pieces or as a combo, is it ? W**F