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My cooker.. I bought a Range cooker here on the EDF for ?250 (tu) ( rrp ?2,000 ish ) as my old one had "expired" (td) Cleaned up like new & had it connected for ?80 quid ( gas fitter recommended on here (tu) ) I am now in six rings of gas burning heaven & a 90 cm fan oven ( I know , sad but (tu) sad ) Oh & what JOY it brings me each day W**F *checks singed eyebrows for growth*

Brum.... be honest , this is more you isn't it ? http://base1.googlehosted.com/base_media?q=http://www.thewomaninyou.tv/pictures/6498/2/2529262-1.jpg&size=17&dhm=467cf92f&hl=en W**F

* grabs chair & sits watching *

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gravied meats, seasonal vegetables, plus jus. > > I suspect that there may have been some form of > asymmetrical raised seashell motif patternation, > but (as you can imagine) we were putting our coats > on long before it could have been exposed. ________________________________________________________ Really... that really happens in people's houses, you know "jus.." Now don't tell me, there was a "grilled goats cheese" starter Or a Parma Ham & fig/melon combo I'd say they were LibDem voters with a Tory twist Am I right..? Or were they just regular recovering heroin addicts ? ( aren't they all, eh ? ) W**F

Chelsea... deserved to win it ( how hard is that to say as I'm a Gooner ) & the game yesterday was an exhibition of how they go about it They also scored an amazing amount of goals & given that some player created some fairly unsavory press for themselves, they stuck together as a team throughout the season Good luck to them Also seeing A F on the pitch yesterday speaking to the fans was fun, he did look a little peeved though ( rightly so I suppose ) Now Arsene ( I know you are reading this ) please, take some cash & buy some more experienced players I mean, I watch paint dry for a living BUT this is even testing my patience W**F

Ohh.... Bubble with liver ( soft & pink ) & bacon That is "food porn" ( plus you only need to wipe your mouth after ) Which is nice... W**F

*Bob* I'm interested as to what was actually served on said "square plates" ( I see it's been difficult but if you could recall that moment ) I really need to build a better mental picture of the event Course by course of course Lastly , what colour were "they" please ? W**F

Nothing... comes near "The National Enquirer" That is in a league of it's own 99p invested every Thursday Plus a "freak of the week" feature What more could you want ..? Oh yeah it does a good "who's an angry" celebrity "angle" ( is this on topic now ? ) W**F

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I hope it was the Grauniad..... ------------------------------------ No.. it was the "Indescribably Boring" But boy, it went up well W**F

I... did actually set fire to someone's news paper in a pub in Arundel once He was sitting at the bar next to me & eating BUT holding a massive broad sheet, a bit too near me So I thought what the heck & set light to it He didn't notice at first .... Jeezus H , did it go up ( must have been the ink ) though Nearly set the whole pub on fire Boy though, was he ANGRY after ( his lunch must have got cold too ) W:)):))F

He was... Actually born "Jennifer Hornbeam-Taylor" Adopting "Peter" as he got into politics ? ( there used to be a drag club called "politics" in Soho " So, that aside I am keen on a real "Peater" for P.M W**F

Yeah... I always bring one extra of my own http://www.theartofair.com/usrimage/giant%20inflatable%20sausage.jpg W**F

So... Do we run with "P.M Peater" then...? It does have a certain ring to it W**F

firstchoicegary Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > have you done that then woof? must have hurt ________________________________________ I.. Just don't want to go into it BUT it was the night after I had my eye gouged out at the chinese Katie, I have heard of mash with chips & gravy It's was a hit at my old boarding school That & dipping bread into bacon grease Oh yes...RAGE W**F

Is there.... Someone called "Peater"..? ( how weird was that, I was thinking "andre" & the commentator on "match of the day" said "on comes AndreArshavin" ) Because I can't think of one, so it might be nice this time to have a Prime Minister called Peater ( spelt the unusual way too ) Just for a change, like W**F

Well I agree Katie... Plus falling onto a sharp chisel when having a "The Full Monty" That causes me I R That and smashing my teeth out with a metal teapot *snaps pencil* W**F

What time is it ? I just drank some water How many times did Nick Clegg sit on the loo today W**F

Oh Sally..... You'll get over it, I'm sure ( personally I quite like mouthy birds, really I do ) I mean I've been slapped by Admin's hairbrush on the back off the legs so many times now, that I treat it as a badge of honor Keep up the good work, as it were W**F

I..... Like them "LibDems" that is, yes I mean they're now friends with Dave "head like an inverted butternut squash" Cameron So, that's nice Isn't it ? W**F *wets pants, fires staple into forehead *

sally676 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ok so let me see if I got this right, if some one > says something bad about this forum, what they say > is automatically a complaint, - right - so we can > only say good things about the forum. > So the forum works the same way as the Chinese > government. Only say good things not bad. > > Sally ______________________________________________________ Yes... Or they'll run you over with a tank basically ( I mean I'm as flat as a pancake now ) W**F

mlteenie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > my mate copped off with him one night, he's > married right? _______________________________________ Yeah... & she sounds like a right old "slag" Did he set her "muff" on fire though ? " What....? I'm just asking a perfectly normal & straight forward question" W**F

My God.... Where's Doctor "Hannibal Lecter" when you need him, eh ? I'm sure he could figure it out (waves to thread above) W**F *grins nervously, back against the door, trying to find the handle*

Ohhh yeah.. You can't have a better shape for toast http://endingb.net/images/toast.png IMHO (great thread *Bob* though it was going to be MY next subject ) * reads garden catalogue * "Shears vs Electric trimmers, now nobody has done that yet" W**F

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