woofmarkthedog

Don't worry... Her husband's got a very small d*ck & she drives into other peoples cars out of fustration Karma works in mysterious ways in ED W:)-DF

Well I'm going to.... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wCXpSMlA1lQ/SkAYq48iTaI/AAAAAAAAAuw/j5t_QePTpNw/s1600/bloodshot%2Beyes.jpg..sit up all night in my car by Leicester Square tube station... ..waiting 'till 1 minute past Midnight to grab & read the very first copy Keep 'em peeled as I shall be reporting "Hot off the Press " from there W:))(6)F ( I so need to proof read before I post but....)

Greengod Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > New Southwark scheme with separate food collection > will cause more people to recycle which is in fact > a bad thing. :-S BLA BLA BLA > So the new Southwark scheme with separate food > collection will cause more people to recycle which > is not good. __________________________________________ Great 1st post ( though I did only skim read it ) W**F

And Catholic burning W**F

So from that ... We learn that Mic Mac is not from Iceland W**F

Never touch a drug that ends with ac/k Crack Smack Prozac It's been a life saver W**F

Merry Chreastermasworksnite? It's a new holiday with a special story about a big red fat Catholic man, whose Turkey lays magic eggs out off which bunnies hatch & fireworks fly through the sky after he tries to blow up Parliament, but gets stuck in the chimney... http://www.cancertruth.net/newsletter_2009nov.html/turkey%20platter.jpghttp://www.cancertruth.net/newsletter_2009nov.html/turkey%20platter.jpghttp://kmwithjeanne.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/easter_egg_284x271.jpg?w=500http://blather.net/img/featured/lewes/IMG_3980_guy_fawkes.jpghttp://kmwithjeanne.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/easter_egg_284x271.jpg?w=500 "Oh, ding dong the bells are ringing & the lighting up sky , oh my teeth ache , tra laa llaaa laa " W**F

Top Tip ? Bankers Move to Northern Iceland, they're far to polite to slag you off ( & in the winter there's 20 hrs of dark to hide out in ) W**F Double dip ? is that when you go to the toilet only to find you need a second go minutes later, or am I thinking the Common Wealth ( ha, common & wealth in one sentence ) Games

Look... Boys are better Simple W**F

Hold on.... Let's keep in mind the difference here is "real" smoke... Oh yes , there's always some artisan products out there " Yes, this special cheese is smoked with the wood from the hull of the Mary Rose" type of thing But what I'm talking about is an industrialy extruded "Bavarian style" ( hah ) billet of fat, which is then flavoured with liquid smoke ( from a lab ) on an industrial estate off the M6. It shares a bed with a cornucopia of E numbers & chemically loaded shite. Moster munch, Pot Noodles & Sunny Delight Not one of these products have ever seen the inside of a tar lined smokehouse in Kent, a wok or an orchard or where ever, so these my freinds are the Black & White minstrels of the epicurean world W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As for you Woof, smoked cheese is an abomination. > When did we start smoking everything. Garlic??? > Fecking chicken!! Make it stop --------------/------ Oh god.. How I try & fail in equal measure It goes like this. It ( the cheese ) is completely out of my thoughts I pop into Tesco express say & as I'm reaching for the goats milk I look down, for no reason, I just do There "it" is, laying there. Slut cheese I say in my head But, before you know it I've snapped ( not even tryed to undo the tight litte wrapper) it open & we're having " mouth cheese sex" Right there in the aisle & I don't feel guilt or remorse I heartlessly discard "it" & move on That cheese knows it's place & it knows my needs W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are there any other comedians we could list who > are thought to be 'not funny at all', 'a bit > funny', or 'really funny' - depending on what sort > of comedy you like? > > After that we could move on to bands, then types > of cheese etc. Time well spent. ------------------------------------- I wholly agree *Bob* can we include a "guilty pleasure" ( sub genre / cheese types ) section I love/loathe Smoked Bavarian in the brown/orange sausage shape ( that's neither smoked nor bavarian ) Dirty filth stuff that it is W**F

15 May 2009?? Dimbleby: "Margaret Beckett, you were fingered by the Telegraph..." Williams: " Ooh! Don't be disgusting!"??

Axeman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Funnily enough, no. Oh , so you... ..are not a "knower" or a member of "the White room" , no ? Well hardly a suprise that you find it dull, being an "0utsider" and all that * inserts cryptic code * The all seeing eyes are seeing all the eyes can see * puff of smoke * * checks mirrors * W%F

I know Loz I'm a bad bad dog Funny though, no ? W**F

Boo... It's still here narnia W**F

I prefer..... A brick in a cement mixer with a shovel full of watery ballast "Wirr...clunk clunk shhhhhhh wirrr clunk..." * closes eyes , rolls head a little * W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Put some clothes on man. _______________________________ I'm now wet & naked ( you needed to know that ) W**F

Good morning What a lovely day I'm naked BTW W**F

Tarot Can you see me ? * draws on massive bong * I'm having a "whitey" * passes out * W**F

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ooooh - always wanted to play secret squirrels. > Most fun I've had all morning. ________________________________________ Yah it's silly but funny indeed There is a "chink in" the idea though If you press the 'Quote this message" "Pop" the magic bursts Still it's fun while it lasts W**F

Dear The Knowers ( yes you of course ) No revealing the "Secret of "this" the White Room" ( though innit ) Death will surely follow ( after a quick fag break ) Secret messages may now be laced into other wise innocuous looking posts * throws head back with a demented laugh * W**F

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I can see you! > __________________________ Oh & I'm all naked.... It's all very good fun though HAL, no? W**F

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Like I said... > > "Blankety blank" > > W**F > > *I see everything* _____________________________ Clever DJ What fun though, it's like being in the famous five, no? We can send coded messages an' all that W**F

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woofty likes to lick his blankety blank... ____________________________________________ I did laugh out loud at that Very funny you rude boy W**F