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My cat killed a mouse last night Discuss W**F

is a firm favorite in our house It never lets me down & is full of cream Mind you it is a bit filling W**F

He's still alive & with good spirit, treatment & a measure of fate/luck I'm sure he'll stay that way ( god the thought of him not being there as it were is not one I like to contemplate ) W**F

Boring Turned it off after 30 seconds Still you enjoyed it & that's what counts W**F

What was going on between J.k & Cheryl I detected a little frostiness, mind you he's a notorious "cunt" so no surprises there Also he kept his eyes discreetly covered in the final talkie bit with Dermot * taps nose * W**F

I never drink between 1 am & 6 pm Well " never " is a loose term but you get my drift W**F

*Bob* Last week I was staying with a friend in Woolwich Imagine my horror when, not only did we eat off Square plates but with square ended KNIVES too ( I tried to secretly photograph them on my i-phone but failed ) I'm still getting over it W**F

Asset Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You didn't see the outfit Flavia was wearing this > week then???? Didn't leave much to the > imagination! -------------------------------- No.. But then I don't look at that sort of thing * ahem * W**F

Did you know....? Britain has the highest rate of shoplifting in the world ( true ) W**F

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Dear Silverfox When I stand up fast my head swims I'm not hieing am I W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woof, I have no problem with your going on the > pavement so that you can see your children grow up > - and yes Elephant is hideous - but you should > dismount. > > I fail to see how the desire not to die under a > truck precludes your getting off your bike at > Elephant (a little fallacious there don't you > think?) And I also can't think of any time of the > day or night when the pavements round there would > be empty... ---------------------------- Dismount, a little fallacious.... Rosie, my dyslexic mind is playing havoc here * has cold shower * W**F

Here's some pegs http://www.web-crafts.co.uk/Dolly-Pegs_0_0_1I6JX.jpg made of wood ! W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- And Woof, I get that sometimes you need to go on > the pavement, but if that's the case, how come you > don't wheel your bike? Adults riding on the > pavement is out of order and I've noticed it a lot > more since the advent of the Boris bikes > (unconfident cyclists trying them out maybe?) > I've had to jump out of the way on quite a few > occasions lately and it pisses me right off. If > you're on a vehicle then you should be on the > road. > > Bah. ---------------------------------- I do ride the pavements when they are empty & not at speed I don't ride up behind people & in busy areas I might just scoot the bike & walk a bit, depending on the human traffic Sometimes the road is just too dangerous, like up around the Elephant & Castle & the pavements are massive there. I also had the misfortune to see a cyclist under the wheels of a truck just by the London School of printing, it was f'in horrendous. So I will continue to use all the safe surfaces available, fine me, make me do what ever but I want to see my kids grow up & until the police crack down on mobile phone use ( which has made drivers way less aware of bikes IMHO ) then I'd encourage other cyclists to use the pavements safely Oh & lastly, when pedestrians are texting, do try NOT to walk out into the road & front of me even though I'm dessed in Flouro, lit up & flashing like a christmas tree, you still seem to get rather miffed at my "big voice" W**F

Murdered my Mother ( very tempted but....) Been Incarcerated Incinerated my teeth in a furnace Shaved a beaver badger W**F

Ah... How could you deny me the simple pleasure of riding a bike Kel ? W**F

binary_star Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes can't agree with cycling on pavements for > adults, jury is out for me with kids doing it - > don't think I'd let mine do it if I had any but > not too bothered by smaller children cycling on > pavements. Tragic that someone lost their life. > > Incidentally, on Friday a white van driver very > nearly ran me over on Old Kent Rd and when I > approached him, his passenger said "Well there's > no cycle lanes on here so maybe next time, you'll > stick to the pavement". Just goes to show you > can't please all of the people all of the time. > Still the fuzz are booking cyclists in town for it > - ?30 a pop. ------------------------------------------------------- OK... I DO ride on the pavement & the road as often as is safe & necessary I have been fined for doing it, though once in 20 years is a good investment at ?30 I feel I will continue to do so & safely too ( the police turn a blind eye generally as they know why we do it ) Lastly.... A simple couple of questions. How many pedestrians are killed by cyclists on the pavement ? How many cyclists are killed by motorists on the road ? I rest my case W**F

Did you know ? A King size cigarette weighs exactly 1 gram W**F

Bikes on Pavements...( 4 year olds being sued ) http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/29/article-1324871-0BD35E84000005DC-51_468x312.jpg http://67.199.121.48/_media/imgs/contrib/c9944.jpgFerrari's made of wood ( driving in water ) http://67.199.121.48/_media/imgs/articles2/a97208_r13.jpgColt 45 Mailboxes ( made of bricks...) Only in America, eh ! W**F

Soup anyone ? http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/99/Vegetable-Soup-lg.jpg

Are.... Vomit & Puke the same ? W**F

Sainsbo's Own label Western Cape W.O Chenin Blanc 13.5% ? 3.50 ish Half in the potroast pheasant, other half in me, tooth enamel officially "still intact " What's wrong with that ? W**F

OK... So my starter motor went in Sainsbo's car park... ( complete stranger gave me a bump start, so the world's not a bad place ) Pure coincidence of course They ( who ever "they" are ) say things come in 3's So here's to a great weekend * touches wood , buys lucky heather from old gypsy woman * W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > STOP PARKING WHERE YOU SHOULDN'T AND YOU WON'T GET > A TICKET YOU UNFUNNY TEDIOUS @#$%&. --------------------------------------------------------- Simple, really ? No, I ran a shopfitting business that predominately operated in the West End I employed 14 people full time & may other contractors Hand on heart I can say that Traffic wardens "Predated" on us, to such a point it eventually became violent & out of hand I paid on average about ?600 + per month on tickets for parking "Violations" like tyres over lines or bumpers over bays and of course I fought them all, but the admin killed me So eventually after a massive police VS parking warden blow up & for the stress alone, I dissolved the company Sadly, the revenue generated by the borough is more important than the business operating within it I have no tolerance for them, in fact I dispise the tactics they employ ( & many are illegal ) Bring back the " move on please " GENUINE police force controlled "traffic warden" & the rest can rot in hell W**F

Dear Day Oh yes, you're nearly over but you haven't broken me ( NO ) My work was harder than necessary , my tyre popped at full speed in the outside lane of the motorway & I limped into a dark country lane on the A20 You did the same to me 2 days ago, so my spare was "in use" already & you thought you "had me" 30 miles from home My children were stuck in deepest darkest Kent but a good friend lent me his spare & another drove it down Boys now collected & in bed & I'm happy So, try harder next time, we " the friends indeed " are out to thwart you Tomorrow I'll fight you again So, how was yours ? W**F