I didn't have any particular plan in mind when I looked up, tbh I think you all credit me with far too speedy a conscious reaction Give yourself a sudden quick dousing with cold water while you're standing in the fun jiggling a grouchy bSby after a 5.15am and see if you can manage something sunnily amused! I looked up in shock, saw some girl aiming a water gun at me, I'm sure my exact expression probably flitted through initial surprise to upset to pissed off and just as I was looking cross she sort of smirked and took aim again at my 7 month old's face! I am pretty amazed so many of you think you would have responded any differently ... Particularly as most of my friends describe me as pretty patient and tolerant ED must surely be a centre for the virtuous and the good, if I have turned out to be a fun loving killjoy by comparison Perhaps I will sneak up behind s few people in dulwich park with a water pistol, just for Market research purposes :-)