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my mate Pete always signs off emails with "retards Pete" instead of regards.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bloody hell! The dart board's gone as well has it. > So what is left of the little back room. Is the TV > still in there? It's been gastro'd sadly.

Didn't try the food but was gutted they got rid of the dart board. The new conservatory does look good for the summer though.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have it on the best authority that Tracy is a > slag and so is her mum. > I will protect my sources though. Lol Think you should do one about men in parks. Everyone knows men in parks are up to no good especially when alone. Parks are for the fairer sex, children and animals.

I can't watch it in the morning any more. My two biggest isues are the constant animal/pet stories and the fact that every story has to have the reporter going to a place that symbolises the story cos the viewers are to thick to understand a story about supermarkets unless the reporter is standing outside one! When Dermot Murnaghan and Natasha Kaplinsky were on I nearly smashed my telly up. Gormless twats! and breathe.....

very common this, npower just got a massive fine for doing the same thing. Some info on how to complain here: http://www.ofgem.gov.uk/Consumers/Complain/Pages/Complain.aspx

I've only been in twice but both times had a great meal. Enjoy your retirement.

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Probably the first pint of beer I'm gonna buy in around 1 hour. mmmm beer!!

I got signed up to npower once by a door to door salesperson despite me ever signing anything. Very dodgy company.

Hi guys, Havn't read the whole post so dunno if you've discussed this but.. Whilst I was waiting for all the top games to come out on the x360 I got hold of Metroid Prime Corruption for the Wii and I must say it's one of the best FPS's I've ever played! The motion controls work really well and the whole mix of puzzles and shooting works really well. The biggest surprise is that it looks awesonme as well. I was used to crappy graphics on all my Wii games. If you ain't tried it its worth getting hold of. btw Sean if you've got the orange box you should go straight for Portal it's the best part of the whole package.

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I would try asking here http://www.brew-it-yourself.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/index.php?sid=d7b2c2e54a25c13a0afe9d5f04591b67

I read somewhere that the average lifespan of a city fox is only 1-2 years. So i wouldn't worry bout it that cub was a gonna anyway. They keep getting run over.

I'd bring back the pub quiz at the magdela. Can't be bothered to walk to the herne tooo far.

It's not just setpal. The guys who run the network upgraded it over the weekend and some older boxes were borked. see freeview site http://www.freeview.co.uk/features/transmission

star wars, james bond, escape to victory and Rear Window. Please no-one pick shawshank it's pony.

Sniper at canary wharf on 07/07 was a good one. There's also muppet at work who beleives that drinking a cold drink after eating makes all the food solidify in your stomach and thus cannot be digested. Dunno where he thinks it all goes then. I'm always the boring one sending out links to snopes at work due to the various urban myth related emails.

these do apparently http://hungryhouse.co.uk/fs2

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Asset - bring up task manager, click on the processes tab, then sort by CPU then post back here what is taking up the most CPU cycles (ignore system idle). My moneys on mcafee causing your slowness anyone else wanna join the sweepstake?

you probably have to switch the wireless device on. Normally there's a switch or a combination of function and f4 or something.

We bought our house through them and they were fine, however I have rented through them in the past and they were poo. Dunno what that proves other than the quality depends on who serves you that day i guess.

i pay ?30 to halifax for 2 bed house

My Dad lives in essex so I can't check at the mo but he hasn't complained about any black lines yet. However if you look at the specification page on the panasonic website http://www.panasonic.co.uk/plasma-tv/th-42px70wall/index.htm it says; "Aspect Controls Auto/16:9/14:9/4:3/Zoom1/Zoom2/Zoom3" so 16:9 is specifically stated. When I advised my dad to get that telly he went to have a look at it in currys where the salesman told him that Plasma's needed "topping up" every 2 months, that if you tipped them up all the Plasma would fall out and that LCD's are better!!!!! So don't beleive anything they tell you.