Annasfield

I think he should be given a lot of credit. Fair play to him for not chasing the buck. I hope he gets 40, which if he stays fit would be conceivable. In 41 appearances at Anfield he has scored 40 goals. 16/38 away from home.

Thats just so odd. I can't believe no one did anything - almost makes you wonder if it's real. The fact the lads are laughing, but he just ignores them is just weird.

When I was 18 I was seeing this lad (Jim) and we went to visit his folks in Leicester and went out with his mates in the evening. Both of us were totally plastered and got in quite late. He had a single bed in his room and it was downstairs. For some reason when his Mum went to bed she set the house alarm. I woke up in the middle of the night feeling a bit queasy and had to leg it to the bathroom. As I opened the bedroom door I set the house alarm off, so ran back in to the bedroom in an attempt to wake Jim. Was unsuccessful and following my exertions had to throw up. I grabbed the nearest receptacle and was sick - in to a half pint glass. At this stage I was in a bit of a quandary as I didn't really want to leave a half pint of vomit in the bedroom all night, so decided that his Mum must have switched the alarm off and proceeded to head towards the bathroom. I opened the door and off went the alarm. Was straight back in to the room, glass down on the table and again tried to wake Jim. No luck, heard his Mum come down again to reset the alarm. At this stage I decided to resign myself to the fact that I'd have to deal with it in the morning. I went to move the glass from the table I left it on but it had gone. Turned out I'd missed the table and it had gone all over the floor. I gave up and got in to bed. Woke up about three hours later, to discover that Jim had done his usual trick when drunk and pissed the bed. I got out, found a spare quilt and slept on the floor (away from the sick). Jim woke up the next morning to find himself in a rather damp bed with a nasty hangover. When expressing his disgust with himself, I then decided to tell him.... "yeah, and you were sick!!"

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hope the Liverpool story is true. Any owner would > be better than the current clowns. > > Wonder if Hogson would have a job for very long if > it happened though. Bring back Rafa!!

EDOldie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The skin. 'Hannibal'Oldie The largest organ of them all. My other favourite organ (my liver) came out waving a white flag this morning. Poor thing!

That's my favourite one then.

Is a tongue classed as an organ?

Anyone ever been to Macedonia?

He and Carragher are the only players left from Houllier's days.

You sound like Purslow himself. Every time you sign a player you have to pay them wages - that's usually conveniently omitted when player's price tags are flashed all over the press.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think Joe Cole is a great signing for Liverpool, > for the player and the club. I'm a little gutted > that he didn't come to Spurs though. He's quality > with bags of talent. That is quite a coup Roy > Hodgson has pulled off there. Liverpool fans > should be rightly impressed with that. Hogdson has nothing to do with signings. Its all in the hands of the man who brought in to sell the club, hence players being sold for millions and new ones brought in on a bosman. Wonder where that money is going.... Rodriguez Jovanonic* Cole (*Forgot about him in my earlier post)

That it takes so blinkin' long to get there.

Not a bad signing for us - quite happy with that! Wonder who else we can get for free. So far this year - Rodriguez and Cole.

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hoping this will be one. > > Accidentally ordered 4 instead of 2 tickets for > this, so if anyone would like to attend there are > two spares going here: > > > Coral tickets for 14 July @ Shepherds Bush And it was! Shame they only played for an hour. One of the highlights was being stood about 2 metres away from Noel Gallagher in the bar. Rock and Roll. ;-)

Is that the pink tonic?

Random Cheeky (as in a cheeky pint) Why, oh why, oh why?!

I won't hold my breath, however fingers crossed this is a positive. http://i627.photobucket.com/albums/tt357/Annasfield/torreslfc.jpg

What an absolute load of shite in this thread. Joke or not, it's pretty low.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There's no way wotsiname should have stayed on the > pitch for a chest high late booted challenge. He > was subservient to the occasion - Holland should > have had 2 players sent off by half time and a > cheating and violent team nearly made it to the > lottery of penalties. Weak refereeing. This. That tackle on Alonso was disgraceful. Actually hoped that Webb would make a momumental fuck up and never ref again. Oh well....

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Congratulations to Howard Webb...referee for the > final! Pft

Just wondered. Feel sorry for Torres and the criticism he has received over this World Cup. He's not even close to fit yet is expected to perform miracles. Same applies to Rooney.

Do you have a Spanish passport MP?

I love Dirk

Hoping this will be one. Accidentally ordered 4 instead of 2 tickets for this, so if anyone would like to attend there are two spares going here: Coral tickets for 14 July @ Shepherds Bush

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, there have been two 9-0's and a 10-1 in the > finals. In 66 though N.Korea led Portugal 3-0 only > to lose 5-3. They did a feature from that match at half time during the Paraguay game on Saturday. Eusebio was immense. Goodision looks the same today as it did 34 years ago.