Ladymuck

Northerner

Please Santa...can you make sure that Computedshorty gets lots of visitors this year? I think he deserves to...he's been keeping a lot of us very entertained all year with all his very clever quizzes and puzzles and his delightful poetry xx *places a glass of hot milk, some sherry, and a fat slice of Christmas cake on the side for Santa*

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Yes, definitely big fat healthy babies for:- - Mick Mac (+ mortgage paid for so doesn't have to keep making excuses to the kids about having to go to work) - ???? (+ a few "100s" to compensate for the ones recently lost out on - *big grin*) - iaineasy (plus a bike to replace the one recently stolen...and perhaps some - paint-free - shoes)

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To Monica: David Mitchell and Alan Davis for a night To HAL9000: a kilo of echinacae root + a navy blue Barts hat complete with earflaps and a mixed blue pom-pom on top. To daizie: a personal chauffeur To Karter: some salsa dancing shoes To annaj: an olive branch To Brum: some nice "bangers" To PeckhamRose: some birdboxes and a cure for her asthma To bigbadwolf: another chance on the Forum To jimmy two times: a meal for 2 in a decent ED restaurant To SteveT: a cordless drill and plumbing tools

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jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes. I feel it's somehow inappropriate to > introduce a strange new male friend to kids that > early. It can't be nice for them. Surely whether single mum introduces male friend after 1st, 3rd, 10th, or 100th time of seeing him, will still be a new experience for the the kids when they meet him for the first time? (Sorry jimmy two times, but am I missing something here?). Also, what is single mum supposed to do...just "dump" the kids off somehwere? I am not a single mum...but it can't be easy in that situation...babysitters aren't always that accessible for a variety of reasons. Also, off topic I know, but why are you called "jimmy two times"? - *giggles and legs it*

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do you think it's right for a single woman to > invite a single man over to her place with her > kids there after only 3 dates? It seems a bit much > to me. Is your "objection" in respect of the kids or the single man?

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > the facilities in Boho are actually quite nice, > Daizie just has a problem. So did you enter the "Ladies" then Karter? In which case you would have seen that, whilst the facilities are actually quite nice, there is only one loo. This resulted in some of us ladies having to use the "Gents", whilst other ladies stood "guard" outside. Not exactly ideal.

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Townleygreen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *on floor tits up pissing myself* > > I like the sound of that, > ladymuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a pretty sight...I promise you...especially when the incontinence pads need changing....

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Townleygreen Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > There is definitely nowhere called Three Cocks > in Wales. > > Oh yes there is! Three Cocks is at the junction of > the A438 and A4079 in Brecon, Powys, UK. Oh how funny!!!! I cannot believe you've gone to the lengths of providing evidence HAL9000. ah ah aha ha ha ha Townleygreen, you should know better than to question HAL9000 on his facts and figures ;-)...he is usually right...ah ha ha ha ha can't stop laughing *on floor tits up pissing myself* My stomach aches!

100 (*sneaks quietly past a fast asleep ????*)

*Tee* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My neighbor has slight mental health issues. His > not aggressive in any way, just withdrawn and > usually speaks to no one! I still believe the > sister did go over the top when she called the > police, and maybe made matters sound much worse > than they were.By him having these issues maybe > the reason they broke the door down. > The sister can not be that smart because if she > was indeed concerned about her brother, why did it > take 4 weeks for her to visit him? why has she > never arranged for some kind of support in his own > home like a care in the community scheme, why > didnt she arrange for his bell to get fixed? and > further more why didnt she get a copy of his keys > to let herself in. The weird thing is, why hasnt > she already got keys, considering everytime she > comes round,she goes through this merry go round > of trying to get in.I am surprised the police > didnt establish these facts first, BEFORE they > decided to smash my door in. > > The whole thing seems rather weird to me, maybe > they just enjoy smashing peoples doors in. > > These are all questions that i want to ask her > also when she visits the next time, although she > may be feeling slightly embarrassed by the lengths > she has gone through to get in, so i got a feeling > i wont be seeing her for some time. > > The more i think about it, makes me want to put in > a complaint to the police. > > As back up, i have taken photos and will be going > to see an housing officer first thing monday > morning, as well as the CAB. The council usually > takes 1000 years to give the go ahead on any work > to be done. So in the meantime i have a carpenter > friend who has offered to come around and look at > my flat door, as from outside the door looks > wrecked and weak, and i fear that would be thieves > would try and break in, as they can see that the > door is unsecure.I have 2 more sleepless nights > until Monday morning, hopefully by then i can see > some kind of result. Tee, you may well have a complaint against the Police...all the more reason to seek legal advice!