Andystar

Hi everyone.. Just a quick question- i'm thinking of starting a new hobby & was looking for some advice / ideas on what to do. I was wondering if anyone does an unusual hobby.. Oh, if anyone suggests whistling at traffic, i will scream.. Cheers, Andy

This reminds me of my own sad tale of woe. I ate 2 packs of twiglets & some out f date sunny delight, fell asleep & when i woke up, Don't both my arms fell off. i went to the Dr & he said "Don't worry, you're armless now"

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The guys in the gun shop scared them off with > their replica first world war rifles Has that gun shop ever sold anything?? i've never seen a customer...

sadly we all work in the same room + at the mo, the health n safety "nazis" are on our case...funny suggestion tho..

lol she knows both those tricks, she did a stint in I.T.. I was going to stick a post-it note saying "(her name) loves cock " on her back as she goes home. We're going thru a childish tit for tat routine at the mo- oh the more stoopid n childish the prank, the better

The worst one was my pal who told his work that his only sister was in a car accident in Australia & lost both her legs, they payed for an all expenses ticket back home for him, extended holiday pay & gave him a pay rise...btw, his sister was never in an accident & has no probs walking. Lets hope his bosses never check his facebook...

you are all on drugs....my head hurts now

ok this is copied from my facebook.. Arrested Development- I never thought I'd say that I found a show better than Spaced but this is it, Spaced, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, The Wire, Lost, American Dad, Danger! 50,000 Volts, Curb ur Enthusiasm, SATC (only kidding), Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, Dean Learner, flight of the Concords, Black Books, Green Wing (much funnier than Scrubs), IT Crowd, Monkey (AKA monkey magic), Father Ted, Red Dwarf, NCIS, Dexter etc...I'm a quality guy, oh Star trek the Animated Series and Quincy. Yes, I AM a quality guy..

Hello everyone.. Does anyone have a really good idea for an april fools prank (preferably a harmless one, but will consider a prank which may involve the loss of a limb or 2),that i can play on a co-worker who is a lil bit of a sh*t (in a good way) I've got access to dry ice & scissors, if it helps... thanks for reading, Andy

pink triangle- weezer

the wire rocks.....i basically watched the 1st series in one go...same with series 2...omar rocks...!!

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Eh yes ps (pun intended) Lol- sir I salute u.

cruel summer- ace of base

dulwichdreadlocks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > IMO, East Dulwich is not all it's cracked up to > be... ur not the crazy guy on the 176 bus a few weeks ago who, as soon as the bus hit ED, started ranting loudly & going mental abt how crap ED is & started swearing at everyone who got off in ED - he seemed to rate penge..

i loved the bit where she said that she wasn't home when they were downloaded & that she only lives with her husband... why do they get a tv subscription allowance- absolutely crazy also, why would u want to watch oceans 13 twice..??

i do a really cool choc chilli or i'd recommend a zuccini ( courgette ) slice

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Andystar Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > i also had my wallet which had over > > $1000 handed in at a pub... > > xxxxxx > > You obviously have loads of dosh, can I have > some? > > :)) it was my rent & bond money...i did find several large bags full of pennies that had been chucked in my room in my absence- ur free to have those ( u'll need to bring a wheelbarrow tho)

sillywoman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who? Who? (Not and owl impression). What's he > done? Is he dangerous? > By the way, I think Andystar's link describes my > sister-in-law to a tee. sadly, my link seems to describe alot of people!!

Cool- similar thing happened to me last year, left my new phone at a supermarket checkout, which was handed in & i also had my wallet which had over $1000 handed in at a pub...

hoser Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > a) where did he go? Prison?? > b) why the Hell did he come back? Early release

i just wanted to say that I got an earful from my ex-housemate last Earth hour because I kept my light on, even though he left an average of four lights in our house (toilet, bathroom, kitchen & living room) on *all night, every night* for 6 months. He once told me a story abt a ghost who used to turn lights off in his old house, I just said "No it wasnt a ghost, it was ur mum" Oh & i promise i'll use blackle from 8:30 onwards...

O L'Amour- Dollar

Whats wrong with pretty woman...??? only kidding... i suggest you buy your missus some more dvds instead...i recommend pans' labyrinth Avoid any from this list Chick flicks

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please Andystar stay on subject( like I do....) > Favourite real Ales or lagers lol, I also like Epic pale ale :)-D

BigPhil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > magners is great on a hot day, esp with loads of > ice ( hey , im a kiwi, love freezing cold beer) > > We charge ?3.50 for the big bottle which I think > is a pretty good price Wow, thats pretty darn cheap.... Btw, I do have a soft spot for kiwi white wine...Oyster bay rules...