Andystar

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do you play the guitar? you must know a bit about > it to use that term. > yeah i do...i stopped for years but have kinda started again recently so i'm pretty rusty

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Various incidents spring to mind on the 176 > nightbus Andy but whilst looking for the toilet > and walking in on my mate Steve's parents 69ing > each other will always remain a firm favourite. > > That actually happened I'm afraid and I think > you'll all agree it's a 10 out of 10 on the old > red face guage. I always end up falling asleep on that bl**dy bus and ending up in that godforsaken penge or worse, on diversion to crystal palace...to make matters worse, i fell asleep on the bus last week, holding a full maccas coke & spilt it all over my jeans so it looked like i wet myself.. btw, If anyone sees a dorky guy ( possibly smelling/holding or mumbling about blue cocktails) asleep on the 176 as its going thru dulwich in the small hours on a friday nite, please wake him up at dulwich library...thanks!!

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Getting frog marched from the EDT by my missus was > quite an embaracing experience, I felt the heat > that day. Oh dear, what did u do to deserve that action on her behalf??

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please to share the clearly very amusing quip... i can't remember it - i was in "flight or fight" mode but it really wasn't funny. it was made worse by the fact that, in all the confusion, I left my oyster card on the reader & he called me back to get it..:-$

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Andystar Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I've got an embarrassing crush on a yummy woman > at > > work...My co-workers tease me about it all the > > time, i go red n giddy & can't function > properly > > in her presence. :-$ > > > Thats the perfect reason to avoid her like the > plague. Sadly/ luckily, I see her almost every day...i was going to write a song about her.. btw I checked out ur myspace page - cool shredding!!

Hey people, have any of you had any embarrassing incidents in ED (apart from the obvious drunken ones)?? the other day, I was in the newsagents opposite dulwich library & the skinny guy behind the counter made a quip at my expense..it wasn't even funny but a stoopid old customer started to roar with laughter at it..i left the shop totally embarrassed & vowed never to set foot in there again..well until i needed to renew my oyster card..

i used to love the SE22 bar (now franklins)

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Call me old fashioned but the old git was well out > of order! I know exactly what you mean, my dad just kicked me off his facebook page & bloody moaned about me to my ex, who is on his fb page. The bloody nerve of the man!!

I've got an embarrassing crush on a yummy woman at work...My co-workers tease me about it all the time, i go red n giddy & can't function properly in her presence. :-$

wasn't an ex was it..?? :))

I'm on o2 broadband, they are friendly quick & reliable..Also if you are an o2 customer, you get ?5 off your bill every month..check the link here i had probs with the mac code because no one could tell me who the isp provider was, bt were v unhelpful & rude,even tho it was their phone line, they made me feel crushed & devalued. Eventually, o2 told me that it was sky- it took ages to speak to someone at sky& about 2 weeks to get the code. (one week was finding out which isp we had previously)

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OK the first one to recommend The Vale gets sent > to bed without so much as a lamb shank or a > delicious cajun burger. At least you never feel crushed or devalued there.. :))

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It made big news ya know - the South London > Press... really, r u serious??

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think we all know what was going through Simon's > mind eh lads. hopefully my fist, one day... only kidding, I don't condone violence...

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dont know but if you do your in for a thrill, the > belly dancer is a hottie. > > > > Now tell me I'm wrong!. holy mama!! Urgh, seeing Simon Cowell drooling over her was a bit off putting tho

Hi forumites, just wondering who would play you and your love interest in a movie of your life?? Oh- what would the movie be called??

Blue cocktails

So dulwichdogman which excuse did you use then??

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Relieved? OMG! Andy, you blokes dun arf rate > yourselves dunt ya ! I'm sorry daizie, i was seriously kidding.. :-$

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Your dicing with death for the poor bloke > Andystar. prob explains why i'm single..i also wanted to see if my idea worked, just in case i ever needed to use it.. i also forgot to say that he should hide any sharp objects first..

Lol...i like the fact that it was held in alaska too

tell her that ur having an affair..then 5 mins later, tell her that you were kidding, she'll be so relieved, that when you tell her the truth, it won't matter anymore- problem sorted. :)-D

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jogging is horrible if you have large boobs. I've heard that trampolining is much worse :))

http://www.rockamybaby.com/strangers_have_the_best_candy.jpg Lol, it'll be pretty funny if a random stranger came up n said hi to me esp if they recognised me as Andystar.. I've had a funny 2 weeks where at least ten random work people with whom I've never chatted to before, have been coming up and saying hi & chatting with me, like we were mates..It really baffled me for a while, then my work colleague told me that I got totally smashed on blue cocktails the friday before & was chatting to everyone.

Theres no other info on the envelope & i don't really want to open it unless i have to.