Andystar

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Andrew Starling > > (A.k.a andystar) > > 56 Knowhere Street > London > > SE22-OMG > > 7th June 2009 > > > Dear Andrew > > > Thank you for taking care of my "missing parcels" > however imagine my surprise > when I opened them only to find the contents had > been well "tampered" with! > I had ordered the extra large one with super life > batteries which last normally > up to 18 hours of continuos use, they are now flat > & dead as a dodo, the handle > was sticky and smelt awful. On the plus side a > squirt of Detol bathroom cleaner > and a new set of Duracells & it runs like new, did > you notice smoke coming > from it when you "inspected" it? possibly not I > imagine you cant get your neck > round that far. > Anyway if you find the instructions please hold > onto them. > I do quite like the "bronco" setting for now but > it can make your arm a bit tired. > By the way the outfit you were wearing under your > dressing gown looked okay. > I did however notice the 2 "W"s tatooed on your > "downstairs" cheeks,coz when you bent down to > pick > something up it spelt WoW or MoM but which ever > way ,I quite liked it. > > Oh lastly how long had you been horse riding this > week-end, you looked a bit sadlesore still. > > Yours sincerely & in gratitude. > > > Gillian Watson > > Ps.Is the D.C adaptor working ? I'm having a nasty > tingling sensation when plugged direct to the > mains* funnily enough, i do have 2 very funny stories about me & vibrators, 1 involved a rather enthusiastic random lady who decided to help me pick one out for a friend in Ann Summers, the other involved 12 vibrators & a girl called Satan.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When I see their faces looking out from the pages > of newspapers I want to cry my heart out.......... > Bring back capital punishment for goodness sake. > > The death penalty does work they "NEVER" reoffend. > > > Fact is approx 25 years ago is when all these do > gooders started getting there way i.e , parents > teachers banned from smacking kids, someone > causing bother in the neighborhood then getting a > slap from local residents without the fear of > arrest.And as a result you get kids who grew up > from that period with total disrespect for > property and life. > It has to be the time now to say "Look! All this > PC nonsence DOES'NT work. Lets go back to how it > should be." In such a CLEAR CUT case as this and > others like it , death penalty , pure and simple! > They have no purpose in a society. > > God bless the two victims. I'm in total agreement with everything u wrote here.

just for the sake of completion & because people all around ED are probably having sleepless nights over it, Gillian finally came over and collected her post. Who says that there are no feel good stories anymore??

Brad Pitt

hibbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah she certainly is a strange 'character' lol, good one

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wonder how I ever lived before I discovered Bee > Dogs. > > In case you aren't already sold, beedogs.com is > the premier online repository for pictures of dogs > in bee costumes. Those poor dogs look suicidal- their faces are saying " just kill me"-- well except for Harley harley he looks like he's having a whale of a time

totally, hairdressing is a piece of p*ss..i was once forced at scissor-point to cut my housemates hair. it looked totally awesome & she was complimented wherever she went. B)

Hi people, What are your fave websites (?), you know, those ones you can't live without ,find totally helpful or just one you'd recommend to others for good service low prices etc.

Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It needs someone to run it. Any takers? i reckon that hazel blears has a lil time on her hands now

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Perhaps that old expression, 'has resigned to > spend more time with his/her family' should be > updated to read '... to spend more time with > his/her monogrammed drain cover/moat/floating duck > home'. that just made me choke with laughter :))

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For your next drinks can I suggest you pencil in > the Palmerston as it's receiving a lot of > attention at the other side of the forum. I've heard that they do good crab.. Anyway, may i suggest the Vale? I remember reading about someone having the time of his life there, on the forum, the other day. :))

BigPhil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > anyway not all female singers are good looking. > just look at the spice girls. hidious ! Wow that's probably the biggest compliment that the spice grrls have ever had. I'm referring to the fact that you called them singers. i can think of another word to use which starts with an M & rhymes with singers.

damn, i overslept anyway

Hi everyone. Can anyone tell me what time Dulwich park opens? I was hoping to kick start my marathon training plan & go for a run at 6am tomorrow morning (wishful thinking, I know) but i've seen loads of different opening times listed. Does anyone have the correct opening time pls??

EDKiwi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > lol, thanks Andystar, after getting the bad news > from the mechanic this morning that has cheered me > up no end, I'm still laughing :) > > .....and no, it wasn't about the horn in my car, > that still works.....I think..... *looks into > empty wallet with concern* > > Anyways I should say hi to everyone here, my wife > and I moved to ED about 3 months ago and are > loving it here (you even have decent weather here > :) We have been lurking around the forum a bit but > thought it was high time we actually started > taking part Awesome, welcome to ED...

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Andy's response to me beating him to it and > generally being the better man. > > Nah, that dude is way hotter than me.. is what i actually did, i was really surprised at my behaviour, esp because i cant speak german Oh here is another version.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No hard feelings eh. nope, i just wish i didnt waste those few precious seconds picking out that thumbs up emoticon :'(

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Revenge is sweet. > > > =PlayList&p=1C899B263451A4E6&index=47&playnext=2&p > laynext_from=PL Snap- wolfie... great minds eh??

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To wake up drivers at green lights. This is the reason as to why cars have horns. Basically, for my entertainment. (tu)

A friend of a friend, whilst he was in secondary school, used to tell everyone that met him, that his uncle was Chevy Chase, little did he know, his family inc his younger sister made it up & kept up the pretence for over 5 years..poor guy, not sure what is worse, finding out he was not his uncle or finding out that Chevy is not really that funny.

Have people got no shame. I reckon the ED mummy who picked clean the pile outside the MIND shop is responsible.

wow awesome thread. some amazing pictures too. Has anyone gone & seen the Kuniyoshi exhibition at the royal Academy?? looks really interesting. http://http//1.bp.blogspot.com/_Dx_J1JC8mag/ScI15Z_DplI/AAAAAAAAA40/8JCUoSbD7_0/s400/800px-Kuniyoshi_Utagawa,_Sceleton.jpg

Ouch, I was reading this with a smile on my face until i read the last sentence :(

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I go hot and cold with it. one minute I cant put > it down for love nor money the next get it away > from me, funny ain it?. > It's a disease and there ain't no cure. I totally agree, I'm thinking of learning classical guitar or some cool ethnic guitar stuff..

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- How does it go again, you get kicked > off at Penge cross the road and wait for the but > to turn round and get back on it again. Totaly > nutts. > Yes i totally hated that, esp when its raining & you left your coat in the pub