Andystar

Domitianus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Let me ask a controversial question (or perhaps > not controversial). In light of the > black-on-black mass stabbing a couple of weeks ago > on LL, would people's responses to this thread be > different if the boys stabbing the bin were black? Nope, it wouldn't have made a difference.... now what if the bin was black???

My lovely ex-flatmate was hit by a 4x4 last year, I took her to hospital & she was there for 2 days. I dread to think what could have happened if she cycled without her helmet.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > must be why then, when all the dots were joined, > the end result was always a wonky dinosaur lol...or a giraffe

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i remember doing dot to dot or join the dot, do > they still have them in comics ? They stopped doing them in 1873... only kiddin

how would he know where the pound is?? is there a ticket?? How can there even be a ticket?? where were these red lines?? this story has more holes than the condom i prepared for my dad, when i wanted a lil brother/ sister. I'd pretend that i had a girlfriend who was a cop & phone her in order to "help him get off" his ticket, ask for his details & enjoy every moment while he squirms & trys to get out..

So this explains the wheely suitcase dumped on my doorstep this morning..

rubyroo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > plus he lets his dog s**t all over public pathways Oooooooo now i'm all rilled up now...thats my personal pet peeve ... smash the cone up n put it on his doormat..or put a fake parking ticket on the cone

He told me that he needed cash because he made a wrong turn & got a fine from the council..he also offered to wash my windows & never did em...

before we cast judgement, we don't know if they were provoked by the wheelie bin or not. Maybe they have taken this too seriously

Woah, that's totally crazy. I wish i'd been there to see you shout at her

Steal the traffic cone

Most of our doctors are private & they really don't take proper precautions, we get samples in food jars (I can not bring myself to ever eat bottled pasta sauce anymore), samples which have not been sealed properly, samples for TB direct from doctors which are in flimsy containers with no high risk stickers on them, samples with the paperwork inside the same bag as the hish risk leaky sample. This happens every day. i've even had a doctor put his name on a pap smear pot because he couldn't be arsed to register his patient properly- result: I had to reject the sample & the patient had to get another pap smear done..As a result of this, i'm definately not a private patient.

Thanks Annaj, i will tell him that everyone on here is thinking of him.

We had an expert come in & talk to us about swine flu at work, as we deal with loads of swine flu samples & were worried about contracting it ( basically, idiot doctors seem to think that its ok to post leaky samples to us ), the expert told us that this making news as it was out of season, compared to other strains of flu. The mortality rate isnt that high, i was actually surprised at how high the figure was for normal flu deaths. There is alot of background noise, such as other viruses, so its been a lil tricky to diagnose, its been dealt with by the HPA & they have been swamped. Anyway, the big reason for the scare is that it has the potential to mutate & become more lethal. There is alot of scaremongering in the media ( remember SARS, bird flu & africanised bees ) Actually, man-flu is much worse

i truely hope that this was an accidental fire, the woman who died with the 2 young children was the sister of one of my work colleagues, I've got no idea what I'm going to say to him the next time i see him.

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OHMYGOD! ( raises hands to his face- Macaulay Culkin/ Home alone style and opens mouth.) Is this one of those intelligent, witty threads that I've heard about??

I hid in our massive walk in freezer at work today & cooled off by playing with dry ice.. (tu)

Well, i got the 185 from victoria & the bus broke down under the bridge at Ed station so I walked to the plough.

davy watts Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I want to try to catch a tan whilst out running. I > run everyday. I'm thinking of running without a > shirt on. Acceptable or not? As long as you don't run in slo-mo as in Baywatch...not that i ever watched it

Sadly, it was taken off the shelves as it caused Jumping Frenchmen of Maine disorder. Read all abt it here

Hi there try these plases Sorry, i was too lazy to individually cut 'n' paste the links

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HERE IS A LIST OF ALL HIS GREAT SONGS... > > 1. BORN TO RUN. > 2...... Quids, I was the same before i saw his set, I never saw the appeal but 2 of my co-workers, who are at glasto, ordered me to watch him & i saw the light, he put so much effort into his performance & seems to have a genuine interest in his fans. Now I'm a fan of the boss, does that make me an employee??

If this story doesn't involve zombies, i'm not interested

OMG, quick, call Crimewatch...