Andystar

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Andystar Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Andystar Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > I was adding Boric acid to urine samples > whilst > > > day dreaming of a better life.. > > > > > > I just realised that i was adding the boric > acid > > much later in the day, so i was either totally > > flirting with some gorgeous women on the 1st > floor> or i was giggling at the person who wrote > 'penice' > > as a swab site > > Would that be the same one you were kissinfg on > Friday night? lol one of them, suddenly, there has been a massive influx of gorgeous women in my workplace, i had a great friday night,but came into work today & everyone told me that at one point, one of my mates was squaring up to me for a fight because i was (innocently) chatting to a girl that he's been sh*ggin for the last year in secret, i've got no recollection of it whatsoever & he apologised over the whole matter & bought me lunch...yay.

wow kudos to you treetoad!!!

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > sitting on the khazi ( has any one else ever > called it that)? only my nan

We've had someone walking around our lab for the last few months, clipboard in hand, whose job it is to find ways of making us more efficient. I've only caught some of her comments as i've meandered* through while she was discussing ideas, but everything i've heard just sounds like ( what i call ) w*nkspeak. I said that it's easy to make us more efficient, just tell everyone to work faster. *on review, i don't think meander was the correct word as it implies a slow, graceful & serene movement, whereas i'm alot more powerful & charged like a rocket..or something

dammit, my watch says 23:07

I was typing this

damn, where did the weekend go???

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- hope your not > put off when you go to eat your blackberry and > maggot jam, heheheeee sorry . maybe you can eat some with this

i really wanted to come along, as the plough is near my house, but i'm a little shy ( & i was busy kissing a cute girl from work :)-D )

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A do-as-you-likey more like . Hope you got the > maggots out first, blackberries are full of them . Oh cripes, I feel ill now...

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was adding Boric acid to urine samples whilst > day dreaming of a better life.. I just realised that i was adding the boric acid much later in the day, so i was either totally flirting with some gorgeous women on the 1st floor or i was giggling at the person who wrote 'penice' as a swab site

check out these beauties

Awesome, scavenged food rocks!!

I was adding Boric acid to urine samples whilst day dreaming of a better life..

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Punch did have a retaurant column in its second > incarnarnation (Mohamed Fayed financed I think) > and it was written at one point by 'Jono' > Coleman. > The column was nearly as good as his radio shows. Erm does that mean not so good then??? ( Pls insert a shruggin emoticon )

welcome to the forum Marvin!!

sophiesofa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wow andystar what a good story. I've got an even better story...Gather 'round people. YOU MUST BE OVER 18YO TO READ THIS Last week, an adult film star came in to produce a sample of her *ahem* how do I put it, ejaculation. Apparently, she was coming in for testing to see if it was the mythical almost elusive female orgasm ejaculate or just plain old urine & she had to produce a sample at the lab. I bravely offered to go & help her out, I even brought goggles. There was a lawsuit regarding this as they were not allowed to feature ppl urinating in the film & the sleazy porn merchants were trying to (excuse the pun) get off on a technicality..

i had a call at work from a guy wanting to know if we could DNA test faeces & snot. it turned out that someone in his workplace was smearing both body waste products all over the toilet walls- totally gross. It turned out it would cost ?????? to do it, so i suggested calling the offenders' bluff & putting a poster up saying they were going to do the testing & that the offender would have to pay for it if caught, apparently it stopped after that.

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tripitaka in gender-bending shocker! that always confused me when i was little

Santerme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Starmix's moral compass is pretty skewed alright. I actually think that (s)he dropped it whilst picking up a random wallet on the street. If anyone finds it could you please hand it in??

Hello Lewishamman, Sorry to hear about your loss. Here are the details for crimestoppers. Problem solved! Ps: not all russians are violent ruthless people!!

Yes, trying to buy a cheap old gameboy or a commodore 64 (old brown model) on ebay....it's sooo frustrating Btw if anyone has one for sale, please let me know!!

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can these "custom" ski's get through Jamacian > customs with out raising suspicion ? > > If so I'll have a couple of pairs and fill them > with top grade Cocaine (don't tell anyone my > plan). > > > Sounds absolutely foolproof!....as a bit of > research what is the skiing actually like in > Kingston town ? > > Just in case "sods law" I get a pull. > > > W**F Maybe you can get a hollowed out bobsled?? http://http//ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YSTS8RDVL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > * group hug * Dammit Sean, everytime I think of something to say, *BAM* you've beaten me to it!! :))

Starmix Wrote: -------------------------------------------------------- > >Nope, I can spell. > >"cancelles" No, you can't. > > Of course it does. That is if you can pull it off > before my common sense cancelles the phone. > Besides, companies use their common sense to see > that you've never made calls to these numbers > before, and with the claim of a lost phone, it's > HIGHLY doubtful you'd be charged for the calls, > especially if you act reasonably and explain > yourself coherently. Face facts, we're exploited > nearly every day , and you'll find that "Good > Nature" is often the first thing to be exploited. NO NO NO, where are your morals?? What next, if a birthday card, with cash in it, is delivered to you by mistake, do you keep it?? Would you take a wallet from a dying person because they won't need it?? Having a good set of moral principals or a good nature doesn't make a person weak.