Brendan

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Ah huh and you were talking to yourself them as well.

Jimmy and Swan making runs. Isn't this how you wone the Ashes?

Home folder!? Ripped!? Methodical!? Fucking witchcraft.

I feel your pain. I have no idea how that I-Tunes witchcraft works.

So can Jimmy and Swan pull off some heroics under the Highveld sun? Are South Africa a bunch of cheats? Is Graham Smith taking bribes from Indian bookmakers to win test matches? Will that cd I ordered arrive before Christmas? And why don?t perfume adverts ever make the blindest bit of sense?

Oooh it's all going on now. Broad went out because of a referral and England are saying that a signal was sent from the SA dressing room to ask for the referral, which is very, very against the rules indeed. Consequently an angry Broad argued with the umpire and has accordingly been dragged out into the street in front of Supersport Park and shot.

He who laughs first laughs first.

I think it's 21 for 6 now.

Ha, ha. You suck!

Bullshit. I haven?t read your entire opening entry, I admit, but it is obviously all in English.

Now Bell on the other hand I no longer have any time for. Out for four. Seriously though you?re in SA, I?m sure they?ve got some batsmen with British citizenship knocking around that you can borrow for nos. 2, 6 and maybe 8. High school level will probably do. Then we may have a series on our hands here.

When they manage to find another South African to replace him with. He does average 42 in tests though and has been a relatively solid opener in general.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The song's ok too if you like travis meets > radiohead via U2. Honesty is never a good sales technique.

Y'man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's fifteen. No it isn't.

I wanna be Jedward.

Anyway this whole business has been more entertaining than X factor.

Bloody foreigners. Going over there, winning our test matches.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Clearly he believes 'Killing In The Name' to be > some sort of polar opposite to Joe McElderry's > 'The Climb'. As it happens, they're simply two > sides of the same musical dog chod - and given the > choice I don't want either of them. Well erm... duh. That doesn't really need saying though does it? Confounding the efforts or at least the expectations of the general idiotic gaggle of humanity is funny though. And it is worthwhile to assert now and again that not everyone buys into the same shit. But you guys insist on taking it seriously so, I wouldn?t describe myself as a Rage fan either. They take themselves way too seriously for dancing monkeys. Their first album was genre defining however but then they released Evil Empire which showed that they were one trick ponies. I made an effort to watch the X factor this year though and as far as ?entertainment? goes it is a whole new universe of shit. It redefines the laws of shitness. And at the end of the day there is some twt in charge of it who has engineered some sort of national tradition out of the whole thing which is a testament to the celebrated mental retardation embraced by popular culture. This sort of thing is just the same as a heckle of ?W@NKER? as a politician walks passed. A vocal display of social annoyance at someone being a w@nker. You don?t have to like the song or love the band or some shit to appreciate the idea. Once again, erm... duh.

Anyway Bob I thought we were talking about your disdain for people buying an MP3 to annoy Simon Cowell or at least annoy some people who watch X factor. Or have we moved on to your shit taste in music?

What the fuck is a CUD?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's in the same box as Ned's Atomic Dustbin. So I take it you aren?t going to watch them play the whole of Godfodder at Brixton on Saturday?

I've got a copy for him this Christmas. Wrapped up with a big lickery kiss. It?s comes with a 300 page dissertation on Tom Morello?s influence on modern guitar playing and his role in brining the technical aspects of hardcore into the mainstream as well as why RATM were groundbreaking in mixing rap with hardcore rather than metal as so many had tried and failed during the ?80s.

Sorry I meant to say ?Englishmen?. I quite like their women. Although they can keep their fucking jobs.

Kylie?s sister?s tits are fantastic though.