Brendan

On a slightly different point, I asked one of these young ruffians on the bus a question just yesterday. You know the sort, hooded top, cap, trousers falling off etc. Well he looked me in the eye, politely answered my question and addressed me as sir. I nearly fell down the stairs! It shouldn?t be allowed.

Arsenal at home. 2-1

Yeah I heard he, like, once totally chipped a ball out of a fairway bunker, using a pitching wedge and it went in someone?s cunt.

D_C I picture your parents as being cool, think they still got it, baby boomers while your tweedyness is an act of rebellion. Did you have to hide your copies of Corduroy Monthly under the bed when you were a teenager?

I like to massage the egg with olive oil first.

Mornington Crescent.

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3 of the women in my office aren?t at their desks right now. Can anybody account for Mr Wood?s whereabouts?

I read some of the metro over someone's shoulder this morning. Is there anyone that Tiger Woods didn't have sex with?

Stay in and make poached eggs and rice followed by crumpets. Remember to be a gentleman and toast on both sides.

Marmora Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > perhaps the nation as a whole > could decide whether it wants to be a high tax, > high government spending society (as, say, Sweden > is characterised) or something else. Don't mention Sweden's socialist nightmare: http://fliiby.com/file/340916/lscnouu71b.html

The wicked witch of the South, killed when a wheelchair ramp fell on her.

Fucking hell does it really need that much pulling apart to realise what he is doing and why it is objectionable? Surely people can differentiate between someone addressing a point rationally and fairly without mean intention and an insulting rant intended to offend. Although perhaps people can?t anymore because of the proliferation of self-righteous cunts who seem to be favoured as commentators in the media over those who posses characteristics like gentleman(woman)liness and intellect.

Here's some stuff on the stats he was using; http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23780631-figures-back-him-but-dont-tell-whole-story.do

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Break egg into cup/mug, pour in boiling water, > put > > in microwave for a bit. > > Egg explodes in microwave - or in your face when > you take it out. Doesn't that only happen if you don't crack the egg?

Break steak into cup/mug, pour in boiling water, put in microwave for a bit.

Break rice into cup/mug, pour in boiling water, put in microwave for a bit.

Yeah it isn?t that it is true or not it has to do with the tone and intention.

Actually I have no idea of that will work at all. I just thought of it now. But, you know, give it a go. Serve it with rice. Sticky Rice. Is sticky rice anything like sticky toffee pudding?

Break egg into cup/mug, pour in boiling water, put in microwave for a bit.

I don?t think Father Christmas is on speaking terms with the pope. He is after all our last vestige of Woden and the fact that today the old god?s image is so ubiquitous probably pisses pope whatisname the somethingorother off no end.

What if I only eat squirrels, pitbulls and parakeets hunted from our local parks?

That?s funny because mine actually is the back of a bus at the moment.

I think that?s the first time I?ve come across someone applying neoconservative political thought to the topic of nature conservation.

What if I just eat venison, rabbit and pheasant instead of intensively farmed animals?