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Brendan

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  1. That is indeed a very tautologous repetition of the same concept.
  2. Brendan

    New words

    Marmora Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > iPoddle - the tangle iPod headphones are always in > when you want to use them Brilliant! we needed a word for that.
  3. You can borrow my airgun if you want.
  4. Yeah but you get into trouble for shooting kids with airguns these day. Odd I know but there you go. When I was a boy our parish priest shot at us with a shot gun (ok they were only salt shots and he didn't actually aim at us but anyway it frightened the life out of us) Didn't dare tell anyone or we would have got into trouble for trying to steal the boxes of crisps from the church hall in the first palce. There's no justice in this world I tell you!
  5. Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Truly, we are all flawed, Brendan. My dear Gatecrasher. You misunderstand me. I think Operation Ivy summed it up best when they said: The position being taken Is not to be mistaken For attempted education Or righteous accusation Only a description Just an observation Of the pitiful condition Of our degeneration
  6. I?m not a fan of speed bumps. They?re annoying and they fuck your car up. If nobody drove like a dick we wouldn?t need them. The thing is people don?t realise how dangerous the way they drive can actually be. I have a way to remedy this. People who drive like knobs are pulled over and shot in the face. I guarantee that after about a month road deaths will be down significantly (Death by shooting may be up slightly). Unfortunately the knobs vote too* so we can?t just go shooting people for being generally useless. So for now speed bumps it will have to be I suppose. I?m thinking of getting into politics can anyone recommend a party? *As an aside do you ever look around you and think that democracy is wasted on humanity?
  7. Brendan

    Mumbai

    You didn?t mention Britain?s historic ties with India social, political and for many Britons family. I must confess to not knowing very much at all about the politics on the sub-continent so I?m not sure why these things have gone on.
  8. Flu jab? urrh yeah that's what it was a flu jab. Cost me a bomb mind and I couldn't ride my bicycle for a few days.
  9. Ah a continuity error. A literary technique employed to great effect in such books as The Bible.
  10. I'm sick! What the fuck is up with that? This is the second time since about a month ago I valiantly alowed an aggresive nurse to jab a needle into me in order to prevent this type of thing.
  11. I kinda like stark desolation. Not sure about orcs and goblins though. Do you really get these on the Canary islands? Come to think of it I don't recall there being any goblins on middle earth.
  12. Russian front: That?s Nazi rhyming slang that is.
  13. Dead exciting this today innit. Initiating hostilities with Nunhead on one front whilst offering an olive branch to Forest Hill on the other by inviting them to neutral ground in Peckham who is also poking its head into proceedings. I?m just waiting for someone to invade Poland.
  14. Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I go there on a sunday for lunch because I like > their Yorkshire puds. Shallow perhaps, but there > it is. Yorkshire puds should never be shallow.
  15. The Duke is really good! Well I like it at least. Bit quiet but that means I always get to sit on the couch by the fire.
  16. mockney piers Wrote: > Today I'm wearing lady's stockings over my head, > it's a perfect match for my sawn-off! Me too, although more as a socio political statement to emphasise the sidelining of traditional stockings in favour of pantyhose and its knock on effects for the manufacturers of suspender belts than to specifically accessorise with the Smith and Wesson.
  17. They're out again: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/stupid-hats-everywhere-200811281426/
  18. Seriously nipples, the sooner you just accept that everything in Nunhead is terrible and everything in East Dulwich is wonderful and that people from East Dulwich spend significant amounts of energy in a campaign to better their neighbourhood at Nunhead?s expense, the sooner we can put that wall up and cut the phone lines.
  19. Brendan

    First!

    As long as you know how to love you know you?ll stay alive.
  20. Las night I dreamt I was the manager of Dulwich Hamlet Football Club. I was drinking in the bar at the ground (red wine out of an ashtray) and got completely pissed. I then went to Sainsbury?s car park to fetch my car and drive home, stopping to speak to a copper on the way who was about to go in and raid the bar. I tried to drive out of the parking lot but was too drunk to find the way out. So I parked the car and decided to hitch a ride out of the car park. I stuck my thumb out and a guy in a massive yellow monster truck stopped and gave me a lift.
  21. I got nothing man. Nothing aint worth nothing but it?s free.
  22. Oh go on. Don't be all yellow.
  23. Perhaps they?re clamping down on the attitude MP. Well they?ve stopped letting Jah in at any rate.
  24. Vive la dissidence!
  25. It?s just too loud and busy and I?m too old for my age or just old.
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