Brendan

Stay on topic please. Would you kindly leave my bottom out of this and get back to discussing this America place. It?s riveting, really. When?s the movie coming out?

No no, Ireland?s the one with leprechauns. I may not be very up to speed with current events or geography but I?m pretty sure of that.

Well it?s all news to me. I thought they were still a colony.

Alternatively, pick up a ginger tart at lunch and scarper back to hers for a bunk-up and bacon sandwiches.

ClareC Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No heat, light, hot water, broadband...... it's > fun working from home!!!! Eh? :-S

Buy a custard tart when you go to lunch. Throw it at her while nobody is looking. Then deny everything.

From now on I shall be refering to them as Quorn though.

Corporate monopolies and the exploitation of colonial land and people aside, how cool are those big old ships.

There used to be a rabbit running on a big wheel attached to a dynamo that produced power for that area. The rabbit however went nuts, attacked an old lady and was subsequently shot in Ted Max?s back yard.

It was also the corporation that set up the first colony at the Cape of Good Hope in the mid 16 hundreds, which resulted eventually in me. So the world owes them a debt of gratitude in that respect at least.

WTBMFHF! I don't have sound at the moment (some feckers nicked my headphones) so I just saw the pictures. What was their motivation? Looked like they were all hepped up on goofballs to me. EDITED: In accordance with the prophecy.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I didn't even realise the market was there during > the week! Yeah its sucks being office bound dunnit. It?s like there is this whole world that exist in the suburbs on the week days that we know nothing about. Not there on Saturdays then Benson?

A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the kerb and stopped inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.' The frightened passenger apologised to the driver and said he didn't realise a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab... I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'

The fact that you guys are all being so level headed about this and clearly considering all sides of the argument fairly and properly can only mean one of two things. You?re either a bunch of bum hungry, closet cases or you?re hoping that the ?reconstructed? thing will get you laid.

You guys are such geeks. ...he says from the safety of his glass house

Yeah isn't Sean the Low in Lud-Low-Thompson Or have I got that completely wrong.

Wow. And photos don?t lie do they. I mean it isn?t like there is some kind of shop where you can edit photos.

Wight, what I meant to say was a wifle, wosemary and wed wine. And then you can welease the wabbit. Welease Wodderwick while you?re at it.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If young people buy and old people sell where do > the old people live afterwards? They retire to Spain and use the luca they made off the house to employ a firm bodied masseuse to rub oil into their thighs.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ?To do my duty to and " was our version. > > I'm surprised to see scouting movement in a > country where Kipling made his reputation fighting > against you, weird. Almost half of the white people in South Africa are actually English so not that surprising really.

Incendiary shrubbery? Oh now I get it. And to think for all these years I assumed that the 3 major monotheistic religions were based on a holy man coming across a particularly unpleasant type of STD.

Or that they are far older than the concepts of "God" or "gods".

You could argue that in a social context these sorts of ceremonies have existed for much longer than our current religions. Or even the previous ones and those before them etc.

I think he was taking the piss which is terribly hypocritical considering how seriously he chose to address the rest of the issue.

I don?t remember anything about god (or anyone?s queen for that matter) in the Scouts. I remember making rafts, camping in the rain, sneaking smokes behind the scout hall, making really big fires, catching scorpions, being stung by scorpions (I don?t think these were officially sanctioned activities), football matches against other scout groups, fights against other scout groups, making kites, someone falling into a bee hive, a big fucking swarm of bees, being allowed to play with knives and matches and a strange obsession with Rudyard Kipling. I really don?t recall anything about god though except the bit where you said, ?To do my duty to my church and my country?.