Brendan

Well there's that Keef fella who seems to be trying to start a fight. I think he's been on the Stellas all morning.

hmmmm... I seem to have regressed to being a stoned arts student :-S

If you lose a round don?t let it get to you. Just remember this world is a school yard game imagined by idiots. Real insight is at best misunderstood and at worst seen as a threat. So don?t let the outcomes bother you. Just beat them some other way.

I left it at the station

As often as nine-out-of-ten

I was speaking to some South African engineers recently about their pebble bed reactor. On the one hand they are making all these new advances with nuclear power while on the other they are trying to deal with the fact that most of the country?s power comes from failing coal plants and they can?t generate enough to run the economy properly. I?m sure there is a metaphor about yesterday?s cricket match somewhere in there but I?m too depressed to pull it out.

I wrote an article on the Cornwall wave energy scheme about a year ago but the details have drained out of my sieve like mind. I will dig it out and see if there is anything interesting in it. On the point of nuclear power there are some new technologies like South Africa?s new pebble bed modular reactor which are seen as a lot safer and more environmentally friendly. Problem is they still produce waste which is the real issue with all nuclear power.

fuck me...

Facemasks madworld. It?s facemasks that are for gimps.

Well that was quick. Not often you can say that Andre Nel top scored with 13. Right, now all the boys have to do is come out and bowl England out for less than 83 and they?ll be drinking snakebite in the nearest Walkabout before you can say, ?drunk aussie girls.?

Runs? Over rated in my opinion.

Pah we don't need 100 to win this. I reckon they're planning on bowling you out for under 50.

Bloody hell Broad has just taken 4 for 9 in 5 overs.

Good news for the CPT though.

This is really worrying me you know. England can?t be good at one day cricket. It?s against the natural order of things. Perhaps it has something to do with those Swiss scientists fiddling about with the fabric of reality.

It would have to be walking through Dulwich Park on an icy cold winter?s day, around Christmas time when everyone is in a good mood, on my way to The Dog for a warming late afternoon pint.

Yeah but that was back when by 2008 we were going to have a holiday resort up there. We were also going to have flying cars and clothes made out of tinfoil. And what have we got? Walkie-talkies and fuking facebook. I would much rather fly to the moon and be locked in intergalactic battle with the forces of communism than get repetitively poked by that specky kid from high school.

Surely the best reason for going to the moon was, because it's there and we just might have a shot at it. The fact that strippers no longer have to sew their buttons back on every day was just a bonus.

I don?t think he was the marrying sort was our lord. In fact, considering the amount of different women who call out his name mid rumpy pumpy I suspect his ?getting it on? was not reserved exclusively for this Mary girl from the Magdala.

Yep we're all pretty much fucked. It's the End of the World as We Know It

Yeah I thought that. Does he get a prize of some sorts?

As I understand it one of the consequences may be that our universe ceases to have ever existed at all. Which will be totally fine because you can?t miss that which you never had. Of course then the doughnut doomsday machine will have never existed to stop the universe from ever having existed so it will still be here to stop everything from ever existing. So don?t worry yourself about it. It?ll be fine.

Just a point of note here folks. The pronouns you use for collective nouns can be either singular or plural depending on context. If you are referring to a group of things acting as a unit to perform an action it is singular. If you are referring to a group of things but the individuals within that group are not all acting to one unique purpose then it is plural. Anyhoo, grammar is a just tool that we use to bash language about with and I fully advocate fuking around with it a bit if it helps you get your point across or adds amusement value or beauty.

Oooh and:

I'm feeling loud and angry