Brendan

Yeah you tell 'em. Took the words out of my mouth. Or is that the letters off my keyboard? Perhaps the concept out of my frontal lobes.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan, is THIS the scene you meant? (sorry man) I'm not clicking on that! ...well I'll see if my curiosity gets the better of me during the day.

Jesus a million post overnight. I can?t be bothered to read them all. The whole thing really annoyed me though because the hubbub in the street held up my bus up on the way home last night. And all because people are arseholes. One arsehole decides to steel. Then some other arseholes think that because they caught the first arsehole they are somehow vindicated in getting their cock swinging jollies by dishing out a beating. Arseholes! >:D<

You won?t regret it Weegee. I went to my first one about a year ago and since then have met lots of great people through the forum. My liver has taken a little strain though.

I was at a work thing where they did a similar thing with the canap?s. Little pasties, little paper cones filled with little chips and little bits of fish, little Yorkshire pudding, little sausages.

What peanuts and scratchings?

Get a real owl?

Bloody foreigners.

I like it. A sort of Left Wing Dictatorship but with a sense of humour. Perhaps how Lenin?s Russia may have turned out if Das Kapital had been written by Groucho instead of Karl.

I have the same thing in lifts, also from a film where someone got cut in half in one. Can?t remember what it was called but it was a horror/thriller type thing where all these people were supposed to have died for some reason but didn?t so death stalked them killing them off one by one. The image I always get is that I will be walking into a lift and as I?m on the threshold the lift will fall, splitting me in half longways.

So are we now going to have to call Piers, Mr Mrs Mockney Piers?

Bright yellow ones are all alcoholics :)-D While pale yellow ones are prone to mood swings :)):'((6):-$:X

I?m not sure of this but I have a suspicion that they probably intended to put a deciduous tree of some kind there but hadn?t thought it through properly. The location is close to the road and there is a sewer beneath it so they may have been advised (by whoever advises on these things) that a tree with a large root system could cause damage. Palm trees have a very shallow root system which is why they are often planted in cities. Not British cities admittedly but cities none the less. Personally I quite liked the flower bed.

I too am really a man.

You could call the the Monthly Curry Club. Unimaginative I know but the acronym is M.C.C. So you could get special naan and tikka striped ties made.

My advice is to drink a large variety of different wines, beers, spirits and liqueurs, regularly and in vast quantities. This way you will build up a natural tolerance and fortify yourself against any negative effects. Boxers don?t win titles by avoiding fights now do they? This moderation nonsense makes about as much sense as homeopathy.

Are you infering that emoticons of different colours have different meanings? You racist!

...ban people from writing and arguing about nonsense on our local internet forum and have it reserved for amusing and intellectual discussions about edifying things like dancing monkeys, fish slapping or the girls from Hollyoaks in a swimming pool full of olive oil.

Yes we have some good circles back home. They go around in the opposite direction don't you know.

Jah you most certainly get my vote as supreme leader.

Make all pubs free to choose where they buy their stock from and whether they will allow smoking or not.

I would quite like a swiming pool filled with olive oil. Posh olive oil mind.

Build myself a big f**koff Castle on the golf course and have a party going 24/7 Shoot anyone who acted like a w****r.

>:D

>:D< you guys.