Brendan

Keef this country if full of freeloaders who claim they can?t afford the ?300 000 they need for their own home but still insist on smoking. It?s criminal I tell you.

Rico Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They don't have to buy a home. Renting is fine. > But subsidised renting thanks to my Council tax > means I should have a say...or maybe not. Silly. > They can wreck the place and stay for generations > (like that would ever happen). Yeah let?s get them out of council flats and into somewhere where they have no security of tenure and their money can be properly contributing to the second incomes of private landlords. *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But I do get angry when I see them smoking away in > council-owned properties which are in parts of > London I can't afford to live in myself. That just > doesn't seem right. I know what you mean. The people who clean the restaurants, and homes, cook the food and clean the streets in those areas should live at 30 miles away. Don?t know they?re born.

Sex! Bloody hell I don?t think we should allow it at all. Not unsupervised anyway.

I propose that anyone who can?t afford to buy their own home should be visited nightly by a policeman just to make sure they are behaving themselves.

Well the BBC says England have won by 6 wickets but you can?t believe everything you read.

We could also use the schools to brainwash their children into grassing them up to the thought police if they start getting ideas above their station or asking the wrong questions about the status quo.

Oh I have little doubt we're going to do it. Easy peasy.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Certainly it doesn't seem unrealistic to suggest > that certain genetic groups are prone to a certain > body shape, muscular development, etc, Jeremy, no it?s not. At least I don?t think so. I was just making a point specifically about Africa because it?s a personal bug bear of mine. I do think lots of people are quite justifiably cautious about putting too much importance on different physical racial traits. This is because we unfortunately live in a world where there are still plenty of people out there who would jump at the opportunity to use these ideas to justify their own racist beliefs.

You guys are stuffed. All SA need to do now is take 7 for 20. Come on Proteas!

All SA have to do now is take 7 for 49 and they win this.

The odds on that are far too high.

Should I open a book?

Ok so maybe I was a bit off with my predications. I?m still pretty certain about the Mark Nicholas, Cash in the Attic one though.

They have Sky now again!

I don?t like horror films either. For starters, they?re scary.

Exploding babies? Not exactly what I would call boring.

I have it on good authority that Marilyn Monroe was kill by the mob by means of a poison enema.

England are on 195 for 9, batting at the end of the day in bad light. Pietersen?s on 99 and Monty is in on an unlikely, lucky and potentialy match saving 25. Pietersen slashes at a 90mph + outswinger from Morkle (who finishes with 5 for 51), trying to drive him through the covers. He gets and edge and the man at gully takes a brilliant diving catch. England lose, fire their captain, all their coaching staff, the whole team cry on national television, so does Ian Botham, Boycott moves the Caribbean, and Mark Nicholas gets a job presenting Cash in the attic.

Surely a six foot long boa would be at least about 20cm in diameter and find it a bit difficult to squeeze through a 15cm wide u-bend on a normal toilet? Especially since it is filled with water and boas are terrestrial snakes. You?re more likely to find it in the roof, under the car or in your shed. Anyway didn?t Marilyn Manson used to be the kid in the Wonder Years?

Leave me out of it thanks. I?ve finally found a house that isn?t full of ghosts and quite relived for that. The fekkers are unhygienic you know.

So you went to the Bishop. That'll learn yah.

I recon Viv Richards would have Curtly.

So who would win in a fight: Kevin Pietersen of Greame Smith? Andre Nel or Steve Harmison? Freddy or Fallis? Mark Boucher or Ambrose?

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well not every gal goes for Wisden and Viz. I?ll have you know that my repertoire of scintillating dinnertime conversation also included in-depth analysis of the divergent development of Batman?s personality in the Dark Knight series compared to the Detective series and explanations for just how the mechanics of any carnal congress between Lois Lane and Superman would actually be possible. I still can?t understand why I didn?t get laid more often.

What? Even James Blunt? I can understand maybe slugs or spiders but what about that anoying couple who present location, location, location, location, location, location, location, location, location, location, location, location, location, location?