Brendan

It?s crap down here anyway. I were down Bolton high street two weekend back and it were great. I go up to barmaid in pub and says, ?pint of larger and 3 vodka and cokes for me please luv and a WKD blue for me missus.? ?No problem.? she says, ?that?ll be a fiver.? and hands them over. A fiver! You can?t piss on a tramp in London for a fiver. And this weren?t just any old pub, Yates Wine Bar it were. Propper posh. Anyway so I?ve not got through me first two drinks when this group of lasses walk in. All giggling and stuff like. Not one of them wearing enough clothing to cover their bras and knickers. You ?ave to pay good money for that kind of entertainment on Lordship Lane on a Friday. And the way they battered those lads who were standing over by fruit machine. It were class.

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Just what exactly is sasperilla? More importantly are they going to sell it at the new bar? Mate considering the weirdos wot walk the streets and cyber waves of this suburb I suggest a surrealist bar. Geremy?s muffin didn?t do it but I do know a lobster who is looking for a job as a barman.

chaps in corsets? there's a whole other thread about that sort of bar.

For gods sake don?t pull on it the whole bloody thing will unravel.

This just in: "Buy a house.", says person who sells houses.

I know I was just being cynical about the mess property is in in London. They could have knocked the house down and converted it into a park that could double as a beer garden for the CPT.

If it was making more housing available to those who don't own a place surely they would be sold to the residents rather than let? :-S

Great idea guys. I would love somewhere other than the house to wear my cors?. chaps. Chaps I mean chaps? oh erh? actually best just forget I said anything.

For some reason that term always gives me an image of Princess Anne standing on her head.

V for Vendetta is possibly one of the best books (comic or otherwise) I have ever read.

And from the, shamefully ignored by most people but thoroughly delightful, art form that is comic, Asterix, tank girl and transmetropolitan.

Sorry Moos that was in reply to the post above your last one.

EDOldie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > nancysmum Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > yes, the swap would be good, but keep some > hungry > > sharks in there too, for the sport! > > Might not need any I love the way this forum can turn almost any conversation into estate agent genocide. Keep it up folks it?s far more entertaining than racism and homophobia which seem to be the flavour of the week at the moment.

Mine are mostly clich?s but I can always reread these. All five of the Hitchhikers Guide books - Douglas Adams The Antipope - Robert Rankin (or any of his Brentford trilogy books) Catch 22 - Joseph Heller Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S Thompson Anything by Terry Pritchett (I think I have read all his books at least twice now) So basically anything that will make me laugh out loud.

Oh sorry, well that type of sentiment is of course far more ingratiating.

Does it mention when it is opening?

Can't be as bad as the emotional trauma rendered onto our generation by Watership Down

Should only be one change. ELL up to Canada water and then the Jubilee. Personally I'm doing my bit to get all this guff built with as little of our money wasted as possible and then buggering off somewhere sunny when they all descend on London.

Oven cleaner? Personally I would recommend something like marijuana, cocaine or perhaps ecstasy but then I?m a traditionalist me.

That?s definitely one of the top 11 times I?ve got nicked.

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But this one goes up to eleven.

boom boom.

In my family it was always popular with the Afrikaners especially of an older generation. Cheese and cream as well, on scones or suchlike.