Brendan

That's what I said.

Anyone know where I can take Greek Lessons?

I spent yesterday on Oxford Street. nuff said.

Being misunderstood is very in at the moment. All the best life coaches are teaching it.

Or charlie or ron? I'm going to stop going to the Plough so often and start going to the CPT again.

A job for dulwichmum i think.

It leads up to Dawson Heights from the end of Goodrich Road. So called because it is where the gypsies who lived in the area kept their donkeys.

They make one hell of a mess when they bring them in the house. Chicken guts and feathers everywhere. It is difficult to get angry at the dog because you have gone and plonked a great big smelly coup full of ready meals in the middle of their territory. Perhaps if you tried some way to get them used to the idea first.

We tried to keep chickens once and our dog ate them all.

LostThePlot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I would go back to a time before I was > conceived > > and kill my father. Just to see what would > happen. > > > > (sorry dad) > > So it coudl be argued that he's not actually your > dad anyway, as you killed him you would not be > here to go back... Time to raise some awkward > questions with your mum then....sorry! :-) Ok just to negate any confusion over suppressed aggression towards my parents or my possible parentage I would leave my poor old dad alone and go backwards a few days and kill myself. Just to see how the old space-time continuum would handle it. If the entire universe ceases to have ever existed and god packs his bags for warmer climes well? sorry but at least I can say it was my fault. If indeed I had ever existed to cause anything to be blamed for and if cause and effect (which are critically realisable on time) still existed (of course concepts like ?still? and ?existed? would mean nothing as would ?meaning?) Although I suspect it isn?t all so simple.

I would say stuff your face

Just to keep this thread alive, even though I seem to be the only one posting on it. I feel that I have some kind of duty to do so especially with all the jibber-jabbering on that other thread about football. Which as far as I can make out is some archaic form of soccer still played in remote and inaccessible corners of the British Isles. Anyway the following article about Shane Warne is probably the biggest case of the pot calling the kettle black in sporting history. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/australia/7154998.stm

God dam futureman, time-traveling, freeloaders living off our taxes!

To have your dog foul the grass

It is supposed to be a non-sexually-specific term for waiter or waitress that has thankfully never really caught on in this country. It makes them sound like robots. Now if we had robot waiters I would happily call them waitrons.

If they ever invent time travel surely someone would have come back and told us about it.

It wouldn't work if you killed him. Unless he's your dad too that is.

Tabby?

Oh I got over my Oedipus complex years ago. I just want to see what would happen if I went back and killed him coz then technically I would never have been there to have gone back and killed him but then he would have survived so I would have still been there to go back and kill him :-S You know I blame him for this actually because he was the one who brought the paradox to my attention one day when I was 8 years old and we were discussing time travel. (I wasn?t holding a gun and I hadn?t made any threatening gestures)

I would go back to a time before I was conceived and kill my father. Just to see what would happen. (sorry dad)

Has anyone seen that the Koreans have cloned glow-in-the-dark cats? Considering the amount of errant cats in ED would glow-in-the-dark ones A) Make them easier to find B.) Save the council money on street lighting C.) Be classed as light pollution

Yeah. Well you would want a company that knows what they?re doing when it come to boards.

Yeah my grammar is terrible and I blame it on that fact that it was just kinda appended to my language syllabi. If I had had the privilege of a whole school dedicated to it I reckon that job as the London Paper gossip columnist would be mine now.

Ok now that I have found out who Akio Morita is. What if Sony ends up being the company that invents the hover-board?

It will be a sad future indeed if they don't.