Brendan

Eddification - Pretty much what has happened to the Plough over the last 12 months. Daled (as in ?He got daled?) - Rising to the bait of an intentionally controversial post. Frant ? A good old rant on the forum.

You never know it may rain for another 3 days and it will turn out a draw.

I think they should turn the library into a Burger King. It is a great location that is being completely wasted on a place that just gives away books for free.

You're right there Keef. You are fucked. Looks like Vaas is having a game of it though. A patient 90 in the first innings and he has just taken 4 for 24.

I asked a girl to marry me. She said yes!

She seems to be having a terrible time of it, being chased by herds of cats and tripping over fences.

I know how you feel. It definitely has that desolate, last week of the year feeling in my office.

I dunno but I think the rudest word in that song is "bum".

I used to play water polo with an Afrikaans guy whose name was Isaak (which is Afrikaans for Isaac). Anyway the traditional way of abbreviating the name is: ?Sakie ? which is pronounced ?Sucky?. The problem was (or still is I suppose) that his surname was De Kok.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I know just how you feel Brendan. Ever since I've > been posting on here I seemed to have developed a > bit of a cult following. It's bloody terrible, it > is. Every time I leave the bloody house this > bloody cult follows me around. Technically that is what one calls an ?angry mob? Jah. The clue is in the flaming torches and pitchforks.

Exasperated! What? You mean the entire world doesn?t read this forum just for my opinions? Well fuck them then.

I like like to say like like quite a lot too like.

Here you go: It was Christmas Eve babe In the drunk tank An old man said to me, won't see another one And then he sang a song The Rare Old Mountain Dew I turned my face away And dreamed about you Got on a lucky one Came in eighteen to one I've got a feeling This year's for me and you So happy Christmas I love you baby I can see a better time When all our dreams come true They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold But the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve You promised me Broadway was waiting for me You were handsome You were pretty Queen of New York City When the band finished playing They howled out for more Sinatra was swinging, All the drunks they were singing We kissed on a corner Then danced through the night The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas day You're a bum You're a punk You're an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas day I could have been someone Well so could anyone You took my dreams from me When I first found you I kept them with me babe I put them with my own Can't make it all alone I've built my dreams around you The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells are ringing out For Christmas day

I?ve taken to calling people ?young man? or ?old boy? when I am drunk. I have been told off many times for this now and I really wish I would stop it.

I want to say: Reducing dispute resolution to the custom of sharing alcoholic drinks is discriminatory towards teetotalers. But I won?t I also want to say: Keef has just admitted to drinking top which is a bit gay. But I won?t Is my self restraint ?PC gone mad?? I just don?t know anymore. :-S

Don't you think?

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Oh he?s one of them. They took control of Japan in the ?70s.

She got on, declared to the driver that her destination was Harvey Nicks where he should wait outside as she was going to have Christmas purchases sent out by the staff. She then started hitting passengers about the head with her handbag and demanding that they got out of her cab. The transport police wrote the following report. Fracas on 176 bus in the East Dulwich area during morning rush hour: Perpetrator was a highly intoxicated retired bricky of Pengeian extraction. When officers arrived on the scene the perpetrator was wielding a hand bag as an offensive weapon and dressed in a full length black dress, hat and high heals from various haute couture houses. Officers were over-powered and perpetrator is still at large. Described as highly volatile and bearing a striking resemblance to Liz Hurley.

Censorship is legally enforced. Political correctness is (well at least should be) just a general kind of politeness or respect for others and it should be an individual?s choice. Problem is the lines blur and unfortunately 90% of this world?s population are such fucking idiots they need to be told what to do by some kind of institutionalised power (normally run exclusively by people who fit firmly into that 90%) so we need to make discriminatory speech illegal instead of us all just realising that it is generally just not a very good idea. Idiocy begets idiocy.

She went into the store and purchased the cot and a 3 wheeled pram to transport it in with the credit card she had found in her pocket. Expertly signing DULWICHMUM for the purchase.

Like I said Absolutely no contradictions in its ethos or flaws in its logic at all, I?ll have you know. ;-)

Jah there are only 4 people in this entire world who know (or care) what all those TLAs mean.

I think everyone should have the right to say whatever the hell they please but I also think that I should have the right to punch them in the face if they are being racist, sexist, homophobic idiots. This is a well thought out philosophy with absolutely no contradictions in its ethos or flaws in its logic at all, I?ll have you know.