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Listen here Easyjet doesn?t fly to Cape Town. The people at the match were only booing because they had just figured out that they were watching soccer.

It is perfectly acceptable to boo in the event of bad behaviour, unsportsmanlike conduct, bad attitude etc. It isn?t really very good form to boo someone just because they aren?t very good. You can boo your own team or the other you don?t owe them some sort of unquestioning loyalty just because they are your team. This is sport after all not some sort of quasi-religious fundamentalist cult demanding slavish observance. Oh wait sorry. Never mind.

Jump in the fire - Metallica

My tuppence worth. Play 5 ? 3 ? 2. Get rid of that Rooney guy and then get some proper wingers then stick that lanky streak of piss in the middle up front. Listen I didn?t play this stupid game every Saturday for more than a decade to not be opinionated. Give me 5m a year and I?ll lose a few games for you.

Well you guys suck. Now I know SA sucks but at least we don't get payed a million quid a minute for sucking. heh. heh.

As it was Alice Cooper related you should have actually been carried around in a sedan chair until your foot healed. But hey-ho, there is no justice in this world.

As if life in the city was not beset with enough peril as it is now we have to live in fear of the scourge of bullying pregnant women hell bent on taking our seats and ruining our mental health whilst bringing the infrastructure of our health service and public transport network tumbling down around us.

I?m astounded that this forum doesn?t recognise the well established Ali G tag.

No he isn't. He?s a wind-up merchant. He does this every few months. It can be a bit of a distraction when the forum is quiet.

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I disagree Brendan. Men were expected to give up > their seats to women and hold doors open, etc, > etc, because at the time, men considered being > female to be a disability. Happily, we're more > enlightened these days. If that?s they way people thought about it then no wonder everyone?s such a cunt all their lives. What I was taught is that women do a more important job in society than men and it is our little nod of appreciation.

If it is practically possible, considering train/crowd/carriage situation, to actually offer my seat, I just make eye contact and say, ?would you like to sit down.? Fat girls tend not to mind. Most of the time they just say, ?No thanks.? Very rarely do they come at you with a pointed stick.

But what if she comes at you with a pointed stick?

There?s been some sort of expenses scandal?

Fucking tree loving, car alarm owning, pasta eating, gym going, up the duff New Zealanders.

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan; behave. It?s the gods honest truth in fact. I wasn?t even talking about my euphemism. Although alas my front garden is no longer in ED so it doesn't qualify. As for the filth trotted out by everyone else on this thread.

Oh yes there were the good times. It is easy to remember the good times. We loved each other once. But then there came the lies, the fights the drinking the unfaithfulness and the dirty underwear left on the floor.

If however you don?t want to be bothered by the general rabble of society, pregnant women, the elderly, people with children and pets, bicycles suitcases etc. You can always just get yourself a first class ticket or take a taxi. Or stay at home.

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > good manners as females were considered to be frailer than men. On a serious note (not that thread like this should really be given credence) was this really what you were taught or felt it was all about? If that was the case and I was a woman you could keep your, metaphorical, seat. I had a very traditional and conservative upbringing and education of the sort that probably hasn?t been seen on these islands since before the war. For all its faults (of which there were many) one thing I can say is that decency and respect for one another was drummed into us on a daily basis and being respectful to women was definitely not because they were seen as weaker than you. Pretty much the contrary in fact.

ImpetuousVrouw Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Many people get pregnant because they don't know > how to use their contraception properly or the > contraception doesn't always work, or for a vast > array of other reasons. This is true. I seem to be about 4 months gone from pies.

Would you like a seat?

jrussel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > They certainly should be expected to contribute to > the extra costs taken on by their partners as a > result of their actions. Stuff that. I?d have all sorts of women trying to get me to pay for their travel cards.

Should pregnant people pay a premium for travelcards? Only the men. Arseholes that they are.

I thought the thing with a wedding is that you get a dishwasher as part of the deal.* *Disclaimer. These are not the views of the author but rather a result of his pathological urge to make a cheap gag at every opportunity.

Mine is bushy and overgrown, smells of lavender and has vegetables in it.