Brendan

He just turns up at the Plough, has a bit of a chin-wag, buys a pint and a shot, drinks them and then runs down the road to the Clockhouse. Just as you woudl do on any other day in really. Except Tuesdays of course.

It?s funny I?ve been thinking the exact same thing about Thingy and the Whatyoumacallems. It?s like they?ve just signed a major label deal to cash in on the indy success of their cracking first album. Can I really be that fickle?

I?ve not been watching these as I have a relatively new telly and I don?t want to be forced to stick the poker through its screen just yet. Who ?won? this one then? Do they get a prize? Can you bet on it?

That?s a bit na?ve Keef. It?s an odd kind of naivety that the well informed have when they assume that others are as well informed as those in their society. Vast portions of the world?s population are today still very unsophisticated and just as likely to believe the mumbo jumbo a religious leader tells them as English peasants were 1000 years ago.

Look what?s you?ve started here now Quids. You should have known that no good would come from making insinuations about women?s weight.

You mean Mr Potato Head surely.

I?ve tried that before, I am a citizen of the Republic after all. Trouble is my knowledge of Ireland is pretty poor. When asked which part of the country my family comes from I just say, the rainy bit, and leave it at that. Anyway back on the relative benefits of Britain as a place to live. When I was a student (back in the old country this was) I remember reading a book of far-fetched-fiction where the author describes how one of the most truly magnificent things these islands have to offer is to descend the stairs in the morning after an evening of libations into a kitchen which contains a buxom Northern lass mid fry-up. This is something sublimely unique which Britain can be truly proud of. The weather?s still shit mind.

I'm not sure which I find more offensive.

Yeah and the only thing resembling conversation I can get out of them when they find out I?m South African is, ?Ah le rugby!? or ?Ah, le racist!?

And the women are fit.

Spent 15 years getting loaded 5 years ?til his liver exploded

*Checks about his person for blood*

Record shmecord.

So quids you think that how much of a necessity to someone?s life a car is should be measured by how much money they have? And you?re having a crisis of conscience over supporting the tories?

You should try living in Africa. The hypocrisy of it makes you want to put your head through a window. Anyway there may be something to that article. I once drove into a shopping trolley when distracted by a lady in a short skirt.

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Where is Sweden on that list? > > High standard of living. > > Free love with beautiful women. > > They all have homes in the country as well as > their urban place. Yeah but Steve, what about abba.

So far all it has shown is that people who dick about on the internet all day* tend to support the Lib Dems. *This is obviously because they are vastly intelligent and find the various other pressures of their jobs so easy to deal with that they have plenty of free time. Of course it is so let?s leave it at that shall we.

Fuck me I nearly missed this! Got Thursday tickets. Friday was sold out.

Mine?s petulance.

It?s lovely out here actually. You should try it. What?s you handicap?

In certain interpretations of the term yes, yes it does.

Probably Astras.

They look like cars from Essex.

Yeah but it?s still France.