Muley

Funny Valentine- Elvis Costello

Feeling Groovy- Simon & Garfunkle

Strange Fruit- Billie Holiday

Erm, sorry Monica, my Hagiophobia's playing up...

Did you know that if you eat a handful of Minstrels followed by a cup of black spiced chai, your burps taste of licorice? Then that picture comes to life, slaps you upside your head, and tells you not to be so disgusting? Freaky...

Back off Giggirl, if anyone's gonna be pulling Doris the Donkey it's me, OK?

womanofdulwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ilfracombe > Gibralter > Ilfracombe > Isles of Scilly > Lizard > Nash Point ( S Wales) > Broadstairs > Isle of Wight > Sheffield > Brixton > Earls COurt > Clapham Junction > Sheffield > Cromer > Clapham Junction > Dulwich Village > Herne Hill > West Dulwich WoD, were you a lighthouse keeper before you became a city dweller?

Townleygreen, that's nonsense- there's no hyphen in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerichllyndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Cardiff Wick (Vale of Glamorgan) Bridgend Houston, Texas Bridgend Pooley Bridge, Cumbria Kibbutz Be'eri, Negev Bayswater Waterloo Battersea Brockley Whitechapel East Dulwich

On the school run this morning- licking finger and rubbing away a smudge of (probably imaginary) dirt on my daughter's face, followed by a further scrub with a hanky. As a kid I used to loathe the 'licky hanky' thing!

Nevermind DM, if the pernicious influence of an expensive education means your little prince becomes a queen then at least you have the comfort of knowing that apparently they're always very good to their dear old Mums. As for my little sheep, I simply must compensate by spending ?60 on an arctic fur throw for her costume. Baa humbug!

Nevermind the dubious theological aspect of the 'festive' season, now my six year old has been told she's playing a sheep in the school nativity play. Not Mary or even an angel, but a feckin' sheep! What'll that do for her self esteem, eh? How much will that cost me in counselling sessions when the resulting confidence and self-worth issues kick in? Bah feckin' Humbug with bells on!

Ma Na Ma Na Do-Do Do Doo Doo Ma Na Ma Na Do-Do Do Dooooo...

Although not harder to spell. Obviously.

Mr Miyagi doesn't need buffers. He just plucks speeding trains out of the air with chopsticks. And he's harder than Solzhenitsyn.

You get your 'personal topiary' done by Mr Miyagi?

You Love Us- Manics

Very true. And I could murder a Bender in a Bun right now.

Yes, and it's that sort of preference (for Wimpy) that lead to the evolution of Iceland, which could be taken over by Waitrose or M&S, thereby preventing ED from evolving into the new Clapham. I put it to you, sir, that you are standing in the way of evolution.

Blimey Hal, how long has it taken you to develop this theory?

17. Rodwell Road 30. Nunhead?

Love Song- The Damned

url] When I moved up to the Big City in the autumn of 1984, a cheap B&B in Bayswater was 'home' for a while. The best thing about it was another guest, a beautiful American who had just arrived in London trying to make it as an actress/model. We got on well, went out a couple of times, my heart was all aflutter... and then she just vanished. Moved out of the B&B, no contact details, nothing. A few weeks later Wham! released this poxy song and there she was, looking lovely with her soft dark curls and baggy red coat, caught up in a love triangle between George and Andrew! Meh!

English Rose- The Jam

No wonder the standard of musical performances on public transport has declined in recent years. It may even explain the mysterious piano on Peckham Rye- ejected from a passing No. 63?