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And Julian Dicks in management at Grays. Be scared...

So Diouf digs a hole for himself by making an alleged racist comment to the ball boy and then tries to justify it by making out he is the victim and adding a further lie.

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The fan should be thankful he'd didn't do it in > the West Midlands as I believe there it would be a > six month prison sentence or at least that is what > happened few years ago when a Brum fan encroached > into the six yard box and laughed in face of Villa > goalkeeper after a howler (think it was the goal > from the throw-in which went through his legs)! Two things: West Midlands Police hate football fans, particularly the home fans and the fan in question did give Enckleman a 'playful' slap on the cheek too.

Matt - you'll be pleased to hear fan has been charged with "entering the playing area "without lawful authority"". A heinous crime which probably result in a severely slapped wrist. As for behaviour of fans, there's a crappy minority of idiots at every club in the country - not just premiership. Point the finger at any individual club and you'll end up in a pots/kettle/black argument. Back to football, Leeds quoted at 4/1 to win on SkyBet - seems generous given the nature of the competition. Also, Pompey away at Carlisle - given their current state, who'd be motivated by a 500+ mile round trip.

These Boots Were Made For Walking - Nancy Sinatra

Night Fever - Bee Gees

Allegedly in hand. Normal punishment is a life ban (not sure how you're meant to enforce it). Bellamy was stupid - he had to walk some distance to the fan to confront him.

Angel of Harlem - U2

Eyes Without A Face - Billy Idol

Absolutely. Spurs winner against Birmingham was equally late - sometime in the 96th minute when 'only' four minutes were added on (which seems almost standard so far this season). Most of the extra added time was due to Seb Larsson being substituted and leaving the field at a funereal pace. I was gutted by losing with 2 seconds left to play but can?t complain about the ref adding the time on. No controversy. Same here, referee justified in adding the time on. It?s only debate because its Man Utd and the circumstances of the match. And they have previous for late goals at OT (Steve Bruce v Sheff Wed in 92/93).

Allegedly short of fit millionaire strikers (Robinho, Santa Cruz, Benjani crocked and Tevez doubtful). Maybe Sparky'll have to dust off his player registration and sign himself as a free agent.

Young Guns - Wham!

The ban is only for kicking van Persie - the 'improper conduct' charge is not until the end of September.

Top Tips and Crap Jokes Crap Jokes

Don't Touch Me There -The Tubes

Love Is The Drug - Roxy Music

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Slow day at the Daily Mirror they've just come up > with this bollox about Robbie Keane joining > Celtic.. they reckon ?7m in January. Except for his previous spell with Spurs, Robbie Keane seems to have found it hard to settle. Even then there was always speculation, especially when he was fed up with being left out the side. And there will be a fair number of slow days for idle gossip till the 'window' opens again in January so expect more scurrilous rumours.

Can I Be Your Hero? - Wreckless Eric

Billy Don't Be A Hero - Paper Lace

Apologiies - things crossing in the ether... Love Hangover - Diana Ross

Diamond Dogs - David Bowie

Love Me Love My Dog - Peter Shelley

Trail of the Lonesome Pine - Laurel and Hardy

Lonesome Cowboy Bill - Velvet Underground

Suspect service erratic at present due to industrial action. Had one recorded item delivered on Saturday without being signed for and awating another (which was dispatched last Monday).