Miss.East Dulwich

[RosieH]

What is this billy goats gruff of which you speak Moos?

[Moos]

They got eaten by a mythical monster of some kind, I forget the name. Lurks under bridges, winds people up on Internet fora.

A really good one though, I like it!

[RosieH]

Ah yes, doh!

Quite so. Am idiot of gastronomic proportions this evening.

[charliecharlie]

http://www.aef.org.uk/downloads//NO%20at%20Heathrow.jpg no no no no no no.... this is all wrong girls

WE NEED MORE MALE EYE CANDY IN EAST DULWICH...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.stylelist.com/media/2009/12/mens-beauty-pageant-425bsc121609-1260975679.jpg I propose we have a Mr Hottie of ED competition...

now that sounds like a MUCH better idea to me

[charliecharlie]

we are bound to be able to find some gorgeous bloke worthy of the crown...http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/beautyqueen_m.jpg

[RosieH]

Dylan Moran's on the telly just now...

[woofmarkthedog]

Lisby90 Wrote:

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> it could be held in a hall in maybe dulwich

> college , but that could cost alot

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Lispy..

Do you and "ratty" colin share the same keyboard , by chance.. ?

"Eeekkk look out over there ,a rat..."

(not really...just smelt one though)

W**F

[brum]

I would gladly enter Mr Hottie just for the thrill of it.

[Brendan]

Me too, I?ve always wanted to wear a banana-hammock whilst in black and white.

[brum]

Is it just me, or do all those fellas look constipated?

[brum]

On second thoughts, I now know what to wear at my next pilates class, eh, Charlie? ;-)

[Loz]

I would gladly enter Mr Hottie just for the thrill of it.

He might not be happy about that. What makes you think you'll be his type?

[charliecharlie]

naughty naughty Loz!!

[Ann]

I actually think this could be a great local event.

Come on, no-ones taking it too seriously, all the more to make it a fun event.

[Lisby90]

i was being serious, but no one is taking it seriousally and we would have to get some PROPER judges not guys from the pub

[Huguenot]

I wonder what the qualifications of a proper judge are.

(If we're really going to take this seriously and include personality as well as physique, then should we be including critical social skills - cooking, cleaning, ironing etc.? They all combine to create a fully rounded female personality)

I would like to be judged by Lionel Blair and Vanessa Feltz.

[Lisby90]

the thing is though it could cost some money so where would we get that from , the council? :S

[Brendan]

I think there are avenues that can be explored to make such an event self funding. How wedded to the idea of clothing do you think the contestants will be?

[RosieH]

Lisby90 Wrote:

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> i was being serious, but no one is taking it

> seriousally and we would have to get some PROPER

> judges not guys from the pub

Ignore them Lisby - I think the problem you're facing here is that you've posted this on a forum full of middle aged blokes (from the pub) who'd probably quite like to see a bevy of gorgeous young things in swimsuits.

However, I'm sure you're quite quite lovely looking, but I'd like to lend you my copy of The Female Eunuch to peruse before you let any of them see you in your scanties.

[Huguenot]

We could probably research some inspiring role models from the music industry. They'd be flush.

They'd also probably need a solid track record in assaulting women who get above their station.

[Brendan]

Middle aged!

[Jah Lush]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Lisby90 Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > i was being serious, but no one is taking it

> > seriousally and we would have to get some

> PROPER

> > judges not guys from the pub

>

>

> Ignore them Lisby - I think the problem you're

> facing here is that you've posted this on a forum

> full of middle aged blokes (from the pub) who'd

> probably quite like to see a bevy of gorgeous

> young things in swimsuits.

>

> However, I'm sure you're quite quite lovely

> looking, but I'd like to lend you my copy of The

> Female Eunuch to peruse before you let any of them

> see you in your scanties.

Spoilsport.

[chuff]

I think it should include some of us older ladies in our trollies, that'll learn ya.

[Loz]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Lisby90 Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > i was being serious, but no one is taking it

> > seriousally and we would have to get some

> PROPER

> > judges not guys from the pub

>

>

> Ignore them Lisby - I think the problem you're

> facing here is that you've posted this on a forum

> full of middle aged blokes (from the pub) who'd

> probably quite like to see a bevy of gorgeous

> young things in swimsuits.

>

> However, I'm sure you're quite quite lovely

> looking, but I'd like to lend you my copy of The

> Female Eunuch to peruse before you let any of them

> see you in your scanties.

And to balance the argument, I'm sure we could get to you a few copies of the Victoria's Secret catalogue, just to give you some ideas.

[charliecharlie]

do you mean this sort of thing Loz? http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2612/3804042006_52dc911e0b.jpg