I had a bacon sandwich this morning

[woofmarkthedog]

Well....

Not really, muesli actually

What about you ?

( this is where you come in Mockers )

W**F

[Ladymuck]

Well I'm not "Mockers" but I had an expresso coffee and a pile of raw carrots left over from last night.

Are you really so bored Woof?

PS: bacon sandwich sounds yum bye the way.

[woofmarkthedog]

Oh the Irony is killing me.....

W**F

[Huguenot]

That's the problem in countries with a large muslim population. A good bacon sandwich is hard to come by.

[Brendan]

Like a picture of Ann Widdy.

[????]

The key question for a bacon sarnie is brown or red Rockin?

[????]

Brown as you asked

[Ladymuck]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Oh the Irony is killing me.....

>

>

> W**F

really?

*thinks: finally...*

[jimmy two times]

I'm a Spurs fan and we had Bolton for breakfast yesterday.

[woofmarkthedog]

My this thread is going down like a mug of sweet tea & a crusty roll

Fat on or off ?

W:)-DF

[Ladymuck]

jimmy two times Wrote:

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> I'm a Spurs fan and we had Bolton for breakfast

> yesterday.

*Rings Admin in order that they may issue a yellow card*.

[karter]

fat off, smoked with red rockin.

[jimmy two times]

shhh LM...two yellow cards is = a red card

edited so I don't get booted off forum

[Ladymuck]

edited (or rather - butchered) so that JTT doesn't get booted off the forum.;-)

[jimmy two times]

Censorship eh ? :(

[Ladymuck]

jimmy two times Wrote:

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> Censorship eh ? :(

Actually, it wasn't that bad..I'd have left it...and then legged it like mad! Clearly you can't run that fast then?;-)

[HonaloochieB]

The question of which condiment with the bacon sanger has been raised.

Always the correct form when addressing the porker who died for your breakfast is HP. If for some reason the house has sat with no HP then Heinz tomato ketchup on the right hand slice of bread and a decent slather of Colman's English mustard on the left is acceptable.

If you're fortunate enough to have had access to the 99p shop in Brixton and now have a supply of Branston's gherkin relish (alas no Bix's cucumber relish, but there we are), then on summer morning when a person is feeling frivolous, it's just the job.

[Ladymuck]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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>...then on summer morning

> when a person is feeling frivolous, it's just the

> job.

Why limit the frivolity to a summer's morning HB?

[jimmy two times]

Reggae Reggae apple tomato ketchup is very good. I agree about Bix's cucumber relish. They're sweetcorn relish is the mustard as well.

[ratty]

Crispy and no sauce! White Bread - as God intended!

[*Bob*]

This is madness. MADNESS.

One packet of Oscar Meyer bacon.

One loaf Warburtons white sliced load

One bottle of Heinz Tommy K.

and THAT is IT.

[SteveT]

Home made bread, and unsmoked medallions, no sauce........................homemade of course.

[Ladymuck]

SteveT Wrote:

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> Home made bread, and unsmoked medallions, no

> sauce........................homemade of course.

Now there's a man who knows his onions...(home grown of course)...

[*Bob*]

4 rashers of extra-virgin pork, triple cured on a bed of oak-smoked whiskey barrels

2 slices homemade spelt brioche, gently coaxed from a hand-greased tin

Three san marzano tomatoes, dried under an Italian sun then pulped with an ostentatious pestle and mortar.

Serve with The Guardian.

[Moos]

... this isn't just a sandwich. It's an M&S sandwich, *Bob*.