FRIDAY

[woofmarkthedog]

Today...

Saturday tomorrow, that is if you're reading this on Friday

If not, Friday yesterday & Saturday today !

Yes indeede....

W**F

[Narnia]

What if you don't read it either today or tomorrow?

[Ladymuck]

Narnia Wrote:

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> What if you don't read it either today or

> tomorrow?

Oh Lord...another one of those threads...somehow I always respond though...think I might have a problem...

*books appointment with psycho-whatyamacallit*

[daizie]

And what day is it next Friday eh ?

[Brendan]

Friday is named after Frigga who is Woden?s wife whereas Saturday is named after Saturn. The one is Germanic and the other is Latin.

What the fuck's up with that man.

[woofmarkthedog]

Narnia Wrote:

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> What if you don't read it either today or

> tomorrow?

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That'll be Sunday then

Duh...

W**F

Admin can we move this to the "Drawing Room" please ?

[Ladymuck]

Brendan Wrote:

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> What the @#$%&'s up with that man.

Do you mean the dog? Well it's just mad...too much sitting around in the midday sun

[Brendan]

Twas an interjection directed at the universe in general rather than a noun referring to a specific person and/or canine.

[Ladymuck]

An interjection eh? Hmmmm...definitely one for the Drawing Room...had to look that one up...

Definition of interjection on the Web:

ejaculation

My mistake old bean.

[karter]

Yes it's Friday. This means that on Saturday morning the streets of ED will be full of sh!te, blood and vomit, once again.

Nice

:)-D

[Narnia]

Should the 'subject' really be in capital letters?

[Ladymuck]

karter Wrote:

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> Yes it's Friday. This means that on Saturday

> morning the streets of ED will be full of sh!te,

> blood and vomit, once again.

Yes, sorry about that karter...I'll try and restrict my alcohol intake tonight...

[legalbeagle]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> An interjection eh? Hmmmm...definitely one for

> the Drawing Room...had to look that one up...

>

>

> Definition of interjection on the Web:

>

> ejaculation

>

>

>

> My mistake old bean.

To be fair I think LM may have been confused by the syntax/grammar employed by Brendan. Had he said "what up with that, man" [note my insertion of the comma] his meaning may have been clearer, no?

[Brendan]

Balls, cock and nonsense!

I was being perfectly clear.

[Narnia]

daizie Wrote:

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> And what day is it next Friday eh ?

That would be Friday for sure.

[legalbeagle]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Balls, cock and nonsense!

>

> I was being perfectly clear.

Well there's no need to get all baity about it old thing. Whilst I don't wish to pick a fight with the [allegedly] scrummiest male forumite, I am obliged to point out that had you been "perfectly clear" LM would have not got confused in the first place, but she did, so you weren't.

Quad Erat Demonstrandum.

[Brendan]

Balderdash, baloney and bunkum!

[legalbeagle]

Oh dear. I think it's the case that when one resorts to personal insults, one accepts defeat.

I win.

And I blow raspberries in your general direction.

[Ladymuck]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> To be fair I think LM may have been confused by

> the syntax/grammar employed by Brendan. Had he

> said "what up with that, man" his meaning may

> have been clearer, no?

*raises flute of organic prosecco to legalbeagle*

thanks for that legalbeagle...that was exactly how I read it...

*shrugs shoulders and has another slurp of the rather moreish beverage*

[Brendan]

It was typed as clear as day. I in no way stated that commas would or would not be used. Misinterpretation is therefore the liability of the reader.

Caveat emptor.

[Ladymuck]

Brendan Wrote:

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> It was typed as clear as day. I in no way stated

> that commas would or would not be used.

> Misinterpretation is therefore the liability of the reader.

Ambiguity is most strongly construed against the party using it: Ambiguitas contra stipulatorem est.

[legalbeagle]

Brendan Wrote:

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> It was typed as clear as day. I in no way stated

> that commas would or would not be used.

> Misinterpretation is therefore the liability of

> the reader.

>

> Caveat emptor.

Rightie ho. If you say so dear.

[rolls eyes and toddles off to join LM for a glass of bubbly]

[Brendan]

Does that mean I win?

Rock on!

Rock on indeed.

[karter]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> karter Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Yes it's Friday. This means that on Saturday

> > morning the streets of ED will be full of

> sh!te,

> > blood and vomit, once again.

>

> Yes, sorry about that karter...I'll try and

> restrict my alcohol intake tonight...

Thanxs LM, and please no not be going on my doorstep, you know it aint right.

[legalbeagle]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Does that mean I win?

>

> Rock on!

>

> Rock on indeed.

Yes dear. Of course it does. It has been shown to all that despite someone saying you confused them, you did not cause any confusion. Well done you!