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I didn't see it but what Brendan said, especially about Margaret Becket.


The 2010 ballot forms should be specifically for rejecting politicians. When they've all gone, turn the palace into the British Louvre, ship the remaining six honest politicians out to the new parliament on a Grimsby industrial estate, and then hold an election.

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Anyway, what kind of porn is women-friendly porn?

> Is there a lot of holding hands first, with the

> man cleaning-up after himself and possibly

> bleeding the radiators before he leaves?


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Brendan Wrote:

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> You watched Question Time last night and this was

> the thing that pissed you off the most about it.

> Seriously?


Sorry Brendan, I got in from t'pub and literally saw only the last 2 minutes, so missed all that enraged you.


However it drove me up the wall, because I'd already seen that question answered at a non-televised women's question time this week. You'll be shocked to learn that there was an as-one crowd response then too, only being a group of politically charged women, it was rather less tittery and more jeering. I'd really like to see some sensible / thoughtful debate.


Ms Vrouw, I would offer a lend, but unfortunately it was on my external hard drive which died a horrible death recently (note to self, don't balance your hard drive on a wine box - is just asking for trouble). However, Anna's husband is an old school friend of mine, so I'll see if I can wangle some freebies.

Thats because sex is a participation sport, if you want to get the most out of it.


Although I have indulged in porn watching and will no doubt do so again, I have found it in double quick time, dull and repetitive.


There is nothing like the knowledge and anticipation of fornication and the feeling of a woman beneath ones bones to make a great turn on.


Porn is a very poor second, a wank is never as good as a satisfying shag, especially with a partner who is hot for it.


Finding a compatible partner who is hot for the long haul is the toughest challenge.

PeckhamRose Wrote:

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> Buy yer own and support the woman!


Yeah! Borrowing porn?! That's schoolyard stuff.


Do things properly. Get down a proper sex shop with your other half and make a day of it. Tell the shopkeeper your likes ("We're quite partial to a bit of teabagging") or dislikes ("We'd rather not see someone curling a chod down onto a coffee table filmed in slo-mo by a camera underneath, pointing upwards") and ask them to pick something out for you.

*Bob* Wrote:

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> PeckhamRose Wrote:

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> > Buy yer own and support the woman!

>

> Yeah! Borrowing porn?! That's schoolyard stuff.

>

> Do things properly. Get down a proper sex shop

> with your other half and make a day of it. Tell

> the shopkeeper your likes ("We're quite partial to

> a bit of teabagging") or dislikes ("We'd rather

> not see someone curling a chod down onto a coffee

> table filmed in slo-mo by a camera underneath,

> pointing upwards") and ask them to pick something

> out for you.



Teabagging mmm slightly confused about the whole tea bag involvement in the sex shop? Do they sell teas? Do we have a choice of what teas we can drink post coital. Or does teabagging imply something sexual??? Can you please clarify thanks:)-D

monica this is what i gobbled oops googled :) teabagging is when a man places his scrotum in the mouth or on or around the face (including the top of the head) of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion . The practice resembles dipping a tea bag into a cup of tea, though the term could also be interpretted as a combination of "T" (as in testicle) and "bag" (as in the scrotum) in reference to a sexual act. Apparently

Happy to clarify, Monica.


First up, boil the kettle. The water has to be really hot. You'll also need a mug or cup (some say china is best), milk and - naturally - a teabag of your choice. If you prefer your teabagging to be on the sweet side, sugar too.


Place the teabag at the bottom of the cup, then - when the water is boiled, add it immediately to the teabag. Using a teaspoon, squash the teabag into the side and bottom of the cup firmly. Do this between ten and twenty times depending on how strong you like your teabagging to be.


Lift the teabag out, then add sugar to taste, and milk until you reach a 'golden brown' colour.


Finally - lower your scrotum into the waiting mouth of your partner.

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