steveo Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I didn't see it but what Brendan said, especially about Margaret Becket.The 2010 ballot forms should be specifically for rejecting politicians. When they've all gone, turn the palace into the British Louvre, ship the remaining six honest politicians out to the new parliament on a Grimsby industrial estate, and then hold an election. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307684 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 *Bob* Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> > > Anyway, what kind of porn is women-friendly porn?> Is there a lot of holding hands first, with the> man cleaning-up after himself and possibly> bleeding the radiators before he leaves?xxxxxxxxx:)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 Brendan Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> You watched Question Time last night and this was> the thing that pissed you off the most about it.> Seriously? Sorry Brendan, I got in from t'pub and literally saw only the last 2 minutes, so missed all that enraged you.However it drove me up the wall, because I'd already seen that question answered at a non-televised women's question time this week. You'll be shocked to learn that there was an as-one crowd response then too, only being a group of politically charged women, it was rather less tittery and more jeering. I'd really like to see some sensible / thoughtful debate.Ms Vrouw, I would offer a lend, but unfortunately it was on my external hard drive which died a horrible death recently (note to self, don't balance your hard drive on a wine box - is just asking for trouble). However, Anna's husband is an old school friend of mine, so I'll see if I can wangle some freebies. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 There really should be a breathalyser on political panel shows. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
giggirl Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Rosie - have you got any Anna Span then? May I borrow some? Would love to see some woman friendly porn. Have yet to see any porn that produces in me an urge other than to put the kettle on. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307773 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Buy yer own and support the woman! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307829 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Thats because sex is a participation sport, if you want to get the most out of it.Although I have indulged in porn watching and will no doubt do so again, I have found it in double quick time, dull and repetitive.There is nothing like the knowledge and anticipation of fornication and the feeling of a woman beneath ones bones to make a great turn on.Porn is a very poor second, a wank is never as good as a satisfying shag, especially with a partner who is hot for it.Finding a compatible partner who is hot for the long haul is the toughest challenge. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307848 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 PeckhamRose Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Buy yer own and support the woman!Yeah! Borrowing porn?! That's schoolyard stuff. Do things properly. Get down a proper sex shop with your other half and make a day of it. Tell the shopkeeper your likes ("We're quite partial to a bit of teabagging") or dislikes ("We'd rather not see someone curling a chod down onto a coffee table filmed in slo-mo by a camera underneath, pointing upwards") and ask them to pick something out for you. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307860 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 How b1oody disgusting :) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307869 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I hear you Daizie. But I'm still sniggering. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I mean 'make a day of it ' whats wrong with a weekend eh ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307877 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Well quite. I can only imagine *Bob* needs to improve his fitness levels? ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I know it's called a 'sex shop', Daizie, but I don't think they'll actually let you have sex in it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Or buy sex from it! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307884 Share on other sites More sharing options...
monica Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 *Bob* Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> PeckhamRose Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Buy yer own and support the woman!> > Yeah! Borrowing porn?! That's schoolyard stuff. > > Do things properly. Get down a proper sex shop> with your other half and make a day of it. Tell> the shopkeeper your likes ("We're quite partial to> a bit of teabagging") or dislikes ("We'd rather> not see someone curling a chod down onto a coffee> table filmed in slo-mo by a camera underneath,> pointing upwards") and ask them to pick something> out for you.Teabagging mmm slightly confused about the whole tea bag involvement in the sex shop? Do they sell teas? Do we have a choice of what teas we can drink post coital. Or does teabagging imply something sexual??? Can you please clarify thanks:)-D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 monica this is what i gobbled oops googled :) teabagging is when a man places his scrotum in the mouth or on or around the face (including the top of the head) of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion . The practice resembles dipping a tea bag into a cup of tea, though the term could also be interpretted as a combination of "T" (as in testicle) and "bag" (as in the scrotum) in reference to a sexual act. Apparently Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Oi what happened to my post , i was only trying to help monica out as any good forumite would :) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Happy to clarify, Monica. First up, boil the kettle. The water has to be really hot. You'll also need a mug or cup (some say china is best), milk and - naturally - a teabag of your choice. If you prefer your teabagging to be on the sweet side, sugar too. Place the teabag at the bottom of the cup, then - when the water is boiled, add it immediately to the teabag. Using a teaspoon, squash the teabag into the side and bottom of the cup firmly. Do this between ten and twenty times depending on how strong you like your teabagging to be. Lift the teabag out, then add sugar to taste, and milk until you reach a 'golden brown' colour. Finally - lower your scrotum into the waiting mouth of your partner. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 (tu) :)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 SPITS mouthful of red wine (I think that's what he said it was) all over the monitor. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Ohhh..."Tea in Bed"Now I know what my Dad meant W**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 A bag in bed sounds like more fun. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Teabagging is an interesting pastime. But then, what do I know? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I hear Earl Grey goes down quite well... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Have you got his number please RD Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/10474-im-depressed-is-pornography-really-so-funny/page/2/#findComment-307991 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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