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"I like a fat hot one....."



( oh it just gets better every day )



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzt-9nkfHHI


" Baa bee boooo ..."


and....



" Mustard & Ketchup.....dee doooh "


( come on *Bob* there must be a jingle here ....somewhere )




"Morning everybody....."



W:)):))F

Narnia wrote...


Woof


is this your worst thread ever? If not, which one was it?


Roll over


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Way No..


This is a great thread


Wot's up with you "cheesed" off ?


Blimey "I do put a lot of thought into my work" though....


I do admit " This Gem" was a little lean as it were, but really...nah


The "spam" thread & others were very well received (like junk mail through your door ) even for a massively talented & intelligent guy like me , this consistent "banality" takes some doing



Oh yes...


Sorry what was the question again ?



*scratches head*



W**F

dc Wrote:

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> What cheese do you use to entice a grizzly?

>

>

>

> Come on bear.

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dc



"CLASS"


You have it in bundles...


We are "singing from the same hymn sheet"



Oh yes...



W**F

RosieH wrote


What's the joke with the punchline about the Baby Cheeses?

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OK.....



( I didn't tell you this one BTW )


Joke


Do you know what I look forward to most at Christmas time

What?

Babybels

Why?

Because of the baby cheeses





W**F


*throws himself down the stairs*

Oh D_C, you ARE super. Germaine Gruyere is my new favourite joke ever (much pithier than the master of wit and sparkling repartee)


I've got a massive mozzarella. No joke - I'm just really really excited. It's a British buffalo mozzarella and I'm having it for my tea.


And thank you Woof - please don't throw yourself down the stairs - it's not your fault the joke was rubbish. I did ask...

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