Cheese

[Mick Mac]

You don't like the smelly wet runny type daisie?

[woofmarkthedog]

"I like a fat hot one....."

( oh it just gets better every day )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzt-9nkfHHI

" Baa bee boooo ..."

and....

" Mustard & Ketchup.....dee doooh "

( come on *Bob* there must be a jingle here ....somewhere )

"Morning everybody....."

W:)):))F

[Narnia]

I'd like to lend my support to cheese. Can it be elected?

[woofmarkthedog]

You...

...Bet it can

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_h_xXyXPypkk/SP4aqR1HH-I/AAAAAAAAAGo/1U_8JVYFSTU/s400/all4.jpg

But then again America is sooooooo ahead of us

( Did I just say that ?)

W**F

[woofmarkthedog]

Now..

admit it, these are "classy"

http://familyfun.go.com/assets/cms/recipes/cheese-finger-food-halloween-recipe-photo-420-FF1005TRICKA09.jpg

forget "cheese straws" it's "Cheddar fingers" all the way from now on

W**F

[TheArtfulDogger]

Woof

that sure beats fish fingers !!

 

[woofmarkthedog]

Ohhhh....

I love...

hot cheese & burnt face man

Yes.....

W**F

[Narnia]

Woof

is this your worst thread ever? If not, which one was it?

Roll over

[woofmarkthedog]

Narnia wrote...

Woof

is this your worst thread ever? If not, which one was it?

Roll over

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Way No..

This is a great thread

Wot's up with you "cheesed" off ?

Blimey "I do put a lot of thought into my work" though....

I do admit " This Gem" was a little lean as it were, but really...nah

The "spam" thread & others were very well received (like junk mail through your door ) even for a massively talented & intelligent guy like me , this consistent "banality" takes some doing

Oh yes...

Sorry what was the question again ?

*scratches head*

W**F

[Narnia]

*scratches head*

Fleas?

[dc]

What cheese do you use to entice a grizzly?

Come on bear.

[woofmarkthedog]

dc Wrote:

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> What cheese do you use to entice a grizzly?

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> Come on bear.

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dc

"CLASS"

You have it in bundles...

We are "singing from the same hymn sheet"

Oh yes...

W**F

[dc]

Awwww I'm touched.

And there's more:

How do you talk a cheese down from the edge of a cliff?

Caerphilly

What cheese would you use to hide a horse?

Mask a pony

Umm.... that's it

[Narnia]

What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth!

[woofmarkthedog]

Cheezus....

This thread "STINKS"

W**F

[RosieH]

What's the joke with the punchline about the Baby Cheeses?

dc, your jokes are quite exceptional, and are making me very happy indeed. I may have fondue for dinner.

[david_carnell]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

[woofmarkthedog]

RosieH wrote

What's the joke with the punchline about the Baby Cheeses?

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OK.....

( I didn't tell you this one BTW )

Joke

Do you know what I look forward to most at Christmas time

What?

Babybels

Why?

Because of the baby cheeses

W**F

*throws himself down the stairs*

[david_carnell]

What does the cheese say when it looks in a mirror?

Hallumi!

[david_carnell]

Someone with the initials D & C having funnier cheese-based jokes than me?! NEVER!

What's the most feminist kind of cheese in the world??

Germaine Gruyere.......

[RosieH]

Oh D_C, you ARE super. Germaine Gruyere is my new favourite joke ever (much pithier than the master of wit and sparkling repartee)

I've got a massive mozzarella. No joke - I'm just really really excited. It's a British buffalo mozzarella and I'm having it for my tea.

And thank you Woof - please don't throw yourself down the stairs - it's not your fault the joke was rubbish. I did ask...

[katie1997]

Gotta say its pleasing to see that 'Cheese' is more popular than 'Spam' and 'Spam with Cheese'.

Anyone for raclette? :))

[RosieH]

Ooh yes please - are you making?

[katie1997]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Ooh yes please - are you making?

yes come on over...its almost ready! mmmmm....

[dc]

I have been asked to point out - by the person who thought them up - that all my material is copyright "The Jowell Office" and part of their classic "quatro formaggi" series - which I hope provides at least some little comfort to fellow 'lefty' and alternative dc, D_C.