Are there any single(hot...hottish...game)Women in East Dulwich?

[jaybee82]

I hear Dulwich Food and Wine is the place to go for that sort of caper

[ImpetuousVrouw]

titch juicy Wrote:

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> creating fake log-ins to big yourself up is a wee

> bit desperate don'tcha think? ;-)

Nope, this is not he.

[RosieH]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> It's hard-wired into a man's brain that his own

> inadequacies (face like a bucket of frogs, bald

> spot, beer gut, bad breath etc) are no reason not

> to expect the most delicious of females to come

> running with just one lingering, beery, desperate

> stare.

Haha, what *Bob* said. I've said it before and I'll say it again, many of the men in ED are punching well above their weight. Perhaps you just get a better class of beer gut round here (organic micro-brewery beer gut..?)

[northlondoner]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Haha, what *Bob* said. I've said it before and

> I'll say it again, many of the men in ED are

> punching well above their weight. Perhaps you

> just get a better class of beer gut round here

> (organic micro-brewery beer gut..?)

Hey, nothing wrong with a decent gut,lady. Shows character and a certain epicurean panache. 'Sides, round these parts, its more likely to be a latte gut.

[RosieH]

northlondoner, anyone who knows me will know that I have no problem with a beer gut - a man who doesn't like his food and drink is no man at all in my book

[bon3yard]

It was a riposte to the old 'are there any single(hot)men thread' that was up some time ago. Still, nice to know there have been reported sightings of the aforementioned unattatched totty. Time to whittle myself a divining rod and venture forth...east dulwich food and wine you say?

[karter]

Annasfield Wrote:

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> Bon3yard I can't believe you've resorted to

> touting yourself on the EDF.

It worked for the onion and the cat, can't see why it wouldn't work for Bon3yard.

Ladies, he is good in the kitchen. Go on, as impetuous said, give him a tinkle.

[bon3yard]

Quote:

annasfield

Bon3yard I can't believe you've resorted to touting yourself on the EDF.

What can I tell you? If this doesnt work I might have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping fivers to various bits of my anatomy and parading up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.

[Jah Lush]

bon3yard Wrote:

...east dulwich food and wine you say?

No to be confused with Kebab and Wine or as it is more commonly known - Stab And Crime.

[bon3yard]

Thanks Jah but I managed to survive a squat party in Kennington on Sat night so reckon I could handle anything the good Burghers of this fair parish care to throw my way.

[Kells]

bon3yard Wrote:

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>

> What can I tell you? If this doesnt work I might

> have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping

> fivers to various bits of my anatomy and parading

> up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night

> bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.

Only fivers? Don't undersell yourself! ;)

[RosieH]

bon3yard Wrote:

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> What can I tell you? If this doesnt work I might

> have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping

> fivers to various bits of my anatomy and parading

> up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night

> bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.

Forget fivers - take pies!

[Annasfield]

bon3yard Wrote:

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> Quote:

> annasfield

> Bon3yard I can't believe you've resorted to

> touting yourself on the EDF.

>

> What can I tell you? If this doesnt work I might

> have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping

> fivers to various bits of my anatomy and parading

> up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night

> bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.

Let me know when you plan on doing it.

[Sue]

bon3yard Wrote:

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>If this doesnt work I might

> have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping

> fivers to various bits of my anatomy and parading

> up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night

> bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.

xxxxxxx

Let's hope it doesn't work then :))

Just tell us which Saturday night :))

[katie1997]

RosieH Wrote:

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> bon3yard Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

>

> > What can I tell you? If this doesnt work I

> might

> > have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping

> > fivers to various bits of my anatomy and

> parading

> > up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night

> > bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.

>

>

> Forget fivers - take pies!

Forget pies - take shoes!

PS. Fivers??!! They seem quite rare these days so.....no, shoes it is. Or handbags. Oh, and pies then.

[KalamityKel]

katie... the images... STOP IT!!!! hehe! ;-)

[woofmarkthedog]

Oi...

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/CSP/CSP122/k1229269.jpg

"get your coat, you've pulled "

[emc]

I started the 'man' post, am still here,still single, still hot....

[*Bob*]

Will you be re-posting your picture again? For the local Dads who are trapped in sexless marriages to perv over?

[katie1997]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> They're everywhere bon3yard. You just have to look

> and you'll find one.

Maybe...

But I reckon you're more likely to find someone when you least expect it...in my very humble opinion.

[bon3yard]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Will you be re-posting your picture again? For the

> local Dads who are trapped in sexless marriages to

> perv over?

...tsk, alright then.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00759/osbournes1_682_759205a.jpg

[bon3yard]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Jah Lush Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > They're everywhere bon3yard. You just have to

> look

> > and you'll find one.

>

>

> Maybe...

>

> But I reckon you're more likely to find someone

> when you least expect it...in my very humble

> opinion.

I concur, but sometimes you have to force the issue...or at least give it a rolling start.

[sophiesofa]

I vote bon3yard and emc should commence PMing.

[Annasfield]

I don't know why Bon3yard, but I picture you as a bit of a Tim Lovejoy type.

[????]

What? an ex-Watford supporting twat? Don't see it myself