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RosieH

RosieH

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> It's hard-wired into a man's brain that his own

> inadequacies (face like a bucket of frogs, bald

> spot, beer gut, bad breath etc) are no reason not

> to expect the most delicious of females to come

> running with just one lingering, beery, desperate

> stare.



Haha, what *Bob* said. I've said it before and I'll say it again, many of the men in ED are punching well above their weight. Perhaps you just get a better class of beer gut round here (organic micro-brewery beer gut..?)

northlondoner

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RosieH Wrote:

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> Haha, what *Bob* said. I've said it before and

> I'll say it again, many of the men in ED are

> punching well above their weight. Perhaps you

> just get a better class of beer gut round here

> (organic micro-brewery beer gut..?)



Hey, nothing wrong with a decent gut,lady. Shows character and a certain epicurean panache. 'Sides, round these parts, its more likely to be a latte gut.

bon3yard

bon3yard

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It was a riposte to the old 'are there any single(hot)men thread' that was up some time ago. Still, nice to know there have been reported sightings of the aforementioned unattatched totty. Time to whittle myself a divining rod and venture forth...east dulwich food and wine you say?
karter

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Annasfield Wrote:

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> Bon3yard I can't believe you've resorted to

> touting yourself on the EDF.


It worked for the onion and the cat, can't see why it wouldn't work for Bon3yard.


Ladies, he is good in the kitchen. Go on, as impetuous said, give him a tinkle.

bon3yard

bon3yard

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annasfield

Bon3yard I can't believe you've resorted to touting yourself on the EDF.


What can I tell you? If this doesnt work I might have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping fivers to various bits of my anatomy and parading up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.

Kells

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bon3yard Wrote:

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> What can I tell you? If this doesnt work I might

> have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping

> fivers to various bits of my anatomy and parading

> up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night

> bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.



Only fivers? Don't undersell yourself! ;)

RosieH

RosieH

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bon3yard Wrote:

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> What can I tell you? If this doesnt work I might

> have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping

> fivers to various bits of my anatomy and parading

> up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night

> bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.



Forget fivers - take pies!

Annasfield

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bon3yard Wrote:

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> Quote:

> annasfield

> Bon3yard I can't believe you've resorted to

> touting yourself on the EDF.

>

> What can I tell you? If this doesnt work I might

> have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping

> fivers to various bits of my anatomy and parading

> up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night

> bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.


Let me know when you plan on doing it.

Sue

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bon3yard Wrote:

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>If this doesnt work I might

> have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping

> fivers to various bits of my anatomy and parading

> up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night

> bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.


xxxxxxx


Let's hope it doesn't work then :))


Just tell us which Saturday night :))

katie1997

katie1997

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RosieH Wrote:

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> bon3yard Wrote:

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> -----

>

> > What can I tell you? If this doesnt work I

> might

> > have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping

> > fivers to various bits of my anatomy and

> parading

> > up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night

> > bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.

>

>

> Forget fivers - take pies!


Forget pies - take shoes!


PS. Fivers??!! They seem quite rare these days so.....no, shoes it is. Or handbags. Oh, and pies then.

katie1997

katie1997

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Jah Lush Wrote:

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> They're everywhere bon3yard. You just have to look

> and you'll find one.



Maybe...


But I reckon you're more likely to find someone when you least expect it...in my very humble opinion.

bon3yard

bon3yard

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> Will you be re-posting your picture again? For the

> local Dads who are trapped in sexless marriages to

> perv over?



...tsk, alright then.


http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00759/osbournes1_682_759205a.jpg

bon3yard

bon3yard

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katie1997 Wrote:

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> Jah Lush Wrote:

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> > They're everywhere bon3yard. You just have to

> look

> > and you'll find one.

>

>

> Maybe...

>

> But I reckon you're more likely to find someone

> when you least expect it...in my very humble

> opinion.



I concur, but sometimes you have to force the issue...or at least give it a rolling start.

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