Mark Owen

[Elliekp]

I was walking home from work last night down the Kings Road and I bumped into Mark Owen buying flowers for the misses! Boy is he tiny!! Anyone else seen a celeb and been disapointed?

[*Bob*]

Not the first time she's had a 'guilty bunch' from Mark, I assume.

Assuming they were actually for his wife.

[legalbeagle]

I thought the sphynx was very small in real life. Does that count?

Also Richard Branson is skinnier than you'd think, and I once saw Liz Hurley in Peter Jones and she has a spot on her cheek. But rather unkindly that made me very happy!

[*Bob*]

I think I saw Peter Jones in Mark Owen once, but I couldn't be 100%

[legalbeagle]

*Snigger*

I think you might be confusing him with Mark Oaten?

[Michael Palaeologus]

I recently saw Ringo Starr on the Kings Road - he has aged a tad since he was on the yellow submarine.

[Brendan]

Wow! You saw the guy from Wings.

[pablogrande]

when you sat the misses do you mean HIS misses?

[*Bob*]

Hiss missstressesssss

A red rose for each of them. Blesss hisss cotton socksss.

[Narnia]

Who is Mark Owen and does he deserve a thread of his owen?

[*Bob*]

Look him up. It only takes a minute.

[Loz]

Yeah, *Bob*'s right. So take that.

[Elliekp]

just seen Kerry Katona in m&s on the kings road about 20 mins ago!! hundred of paps chasing after her!! But my mate saw bob geldof and no one was even interested in him!! Strange!!

[Brendan]

Well she does have bigger tits.

[*Bob*]

Excellent news. Keep us posted.

10 points = Ricky out of Eastenders

20 points = Rustie Lee

30 points = Bernie Clifton (deduct 5 points if without ostrich)

[Jah Lush]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Well she does have bigger tits.

They were reduced in Iceland.

[Narnia]

Now that I know who Mark Owen is (how is his groin strain by the way?), how many points for meeting Phil Lynott (when he was alive)?

[*Bob*]

Depends on the circumstances. This game has particular rules.

Meeting Phil Lynott in a pub and sharing a beer and banter = zero points.

Phil Lynott in Poundland, looking at pedal bins = 22 points.

[Brendan]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Brendan Wrote:

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> > Well she does have bigger tits.

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> They were reduced in Iceland.

There's a financial crisis/volcano joke in there somewhere. Give us a minute.

[Narnia]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Depends on the circumstances. This game has

> particular rules.

>

> Meeting Phil Lynott in a pub and sharing a beer

> and banter = zero points.

>

> Phil Lynott in Poundland, looking at pedal bins =

> 22 points.

Did I mention I also met his lifesized cardboard cutout in his own home. Surely this double is worth lots of points?

[*Bob*]

In his home?!

Minus ten.

[Jeremy]

I saw "Nasty Nick" on a bus a while ago.

How many points is that worth?

[Narnia]

-10? It was a party.What if I throw in UB40 and Clannad? How many then?

[*Bob*]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> I saw "Nasty Nick" on a bus a while ago.

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> How many points is that worth?

Depends on the route. Probably only worth 12 points around central London. Last stop before Penge.. you're talking 18.

[*Bob*]

Narnia Wrote:

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> -10? It was a party.What if I throw in UB40 and

> Clannad? How many then?

I don't think you've got the hang of this.

Let me give you a recent example of my own: Peter Stringfellow, coming back from Majorca, on Easyjet: 14 points.