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*Bob* Wrote:

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> Well, ok, it is symmetrical, but only on one axis.



Bob - why don't you just edit your first post, rather than just conversing with yourself on this thread. :)


Is there a bottle of whisky and a mirror in your vacinity by any chance.

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Is there a bottle of whisky and a mirror in your

> vacinity by any chance.


We do have a bottle of whiskey and mirror here. Mick.

I don't normally do this, but - if you let me have your number - I can get you guys together.

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Brum,

> On your journey from the cooker to the table,

> square plate in each hand, do you stumble, totter

> and roll - to give the impression of being on the

> high seas during a heavy swell?


Yes indeed! Of course, I have to cover the carpet and furniture with plastic sheeting, but it's well worth the effort.

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Mick Mac Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

>

> > Is there a bottle of whisky and a mirror in

> your

> > vacinity by any chance.

>

> We do have a bottle of whiskey and mirror here.

> Mick.

> I don't normally do this, but - if you let me have

> your number - I can get you guys together.



I have PM'd you.

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Mick Mac Wrote:

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> > I don't believe in got, Bob. Who he?

>

> could be a dyslexic insomniac lying awake

> wondering if there is a dog?


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Well...



Be put out of your mysery , for I am that person



And yes, there is a "God"


*whistles & pats hands on thighs*


"Here boy...."



I was up all night looking for him BTW


( what a stupid question)



W**F

A nice try, but one doesn't eat them or put them on a table or even (eek!) hang them from a wall at any angle that makes them look round so... no.


Could it be, everyone, that *Bob* is making this all up as he goes along? I for one would be shocked, shocked. I was relying on him to save me from social death.

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