Do you own Square Plates?

[*Bob*]

Well, ok, it is symmetrical, but only on one axis.

[*Bob*]

And you can't eat your food off a crucifix.

Not even a faux-slate one with a raised lip for chopsticks.

[katie1997]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> I don't believe in got, Bob. Who he?

could be a dyslexic insomniac lying awake wondering if there is a dog?

[Mick Mac]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Well, ok, it is symmetrical, but only on one axis.

Bob - why don't you just edit your first post, rather than just conversing with yourself on this thread. :)

Is there a bottle of whisky and a mirror in your vacinity by any chance.

[*Bob*]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Is there a bottle of whisky and a mirror in your

> vacinity by any chance.

We do have a bottle of whiskey and mirror here. Mick.

I don't normally do this, but - if you let me have your number - I can get you guys together.

[brum]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Brum,

> On your journey from the cooker to the table,

> square plate in each hand, do you stumble, totter

> and roll - to give the impression of being on the

> high seas during a heavy swell?

Yes indeed! Of course, I have to cover the carpet and furniture with plastic sheeting, but it's well worth the effort.

[Mick Mac]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Mick Mac Wrote:

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>

> > Is there a bottle of whisky and a mirror in

> your

> > vacinity by any chance.

>

> We do have a bottle of whiskey and mirror here.

> Mick.

> I don't normally do this, but - if you let me have

> your number - I can get you guys together.

I have PM'd you.

[woofmarkthedog]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Mick Mac Wrote:

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> > I don't believe in got, Bob. Who he?

>

> could be a dyslexic insomniac lying awake

> wondering if there is a dog?

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Well...

Be put out of your mysery , for I am that person

And yes, there is a "God"

*whistles & pats hands on thighs*

"Here boy...."

I was up all night looking for him BTW

( what a stupid question)

W**F

[Huguenot]

Wot aboot this:

http://images.replacements.com/images/images5/china/R/royal_albert_old_country_roses_heart_shaped_dish_P0000084979S0563T2.jpg

That's a plate with ambition.

[Lawrence]

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[Michael Palaeologus]

I have oval willow pattern plates.

A good honest plate I think.

[Brendan]

How does the ovoid manage with jus?

[*Bob*]

It manages jus fine

[Michael Palaeologus]

They jus about fit in the dish washer.

[Brendan]

Please leave you sordid sexual practises out of this.

[woofmarkthedog]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Turkey.

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Really..?

I thought "Cypriot"

W**F

[*Bob*]

Michael, when you say 'oval', do you mean 'classic oval' or are we really talking about a square plate with the corners rounded off.

Be honest. Remember - I can tell when you're lying.

[Michael Palaeologus]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2thz5XBbVHk/RckdjCnORUI/AAAAAAAAABc/po27LkJ1T8s/s400/DSCN1267.JPG

[Asset]

serving platters are ok as per previous square discussion, as long as you don't have more than say, 2.

[katie1997]

I don't think I am up to speed on:

square (original) versus square (with the corners rounded off)

[email protected]

[*Bob*]

Square with corners rounded off.

You're thinking they might be somewhere in between. Think again. You are wrong. There is no in between. There is only round.. and square. There is only right.. and wrong.

[Moos]

*Bob* Wrote:

> You're thinking they might be somewhere in

> between. Think again. You are wrong. There is no

> in between. There is only round.. and square.

> There is only right.. and wrong.

And oval. Pay attention.

[*Bob*]

Oval plates pass 'The Angle Test', and thus fall under the banner of 'round'.

[Moos]

A nice try, but one doesn't eat them or put them on a table or even (eek!) hang them from a wall at any angle that makes them look round so... no.

Could it be, everyone, that *Bob* is making this all up as he goes along? I for one would be shocked, shocked. I was relying on him to save me from social death.

[*Bob*]

Oval is to round as rectangle is to square. Those are the facts.