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Surely the closing credits from Stingray are more appropriate for this thread





Marina, Aqua Marina,

What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you?re near?

Marina, Aqua Marina,

Why can?t you whisper the words my heart is longing to hear?


you?re magic to me,

A beautiful mystery.

I?m certain to fall, I know,

Because you enthral me so.


Marina, Aqua Marina,

Why don?t you say

That you?ll always stay

Close to my heart?

Jeremy Wrote:

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> I think you're right, Bobby. She probably also

> liked the bit about wanting to lamp every guy who

> talks to her.


This thread just gets worse. Calling *Bob* 'Bobby'?


It just makes my teeth itch.

Huggers Wrote:

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> ''I haven't seen her for ages, she's probably

> married some silk scarf clad bloke''


> or joined a witness protection programme


Or just had the bleeder nicked, or well, what are we doing discussing this?

I feel myself falling over, so I do.

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Jeremy Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I think you're right, Bobby. She probably also

> > liked the bit about wanting to lamp every guy

> who

> > talks to her.

>

> This thread just gets worse. Calling *Bob*

> 'Bobby'?

>

> It just makes my teeth itch.


I reckon it makes *Bobs* loins tingle.

  • 1 month later...
  • 7 months later...

dulwich007 Wrote:

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> Okay so I saw her in The Bishop a couple of weeks

> ago on a Saturday (red lippy gets me every time

> and cool specs)and dammit she didn't take her coat

> off all night! Glad to see she still looks

> amazing!


And you didn't talk to her??!

dulwich007 Wrote:

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> Okay so I saw her in The Bishop a couple of weeks

> ago on a Saturday (red lippy gets me every time

> and cool specs)and dammit she didn't take her coat

> off all night! Glad to see she still looks

> amazing!


Yes, she was naked underneath it no doubt.


N:-S

  • 2 weeks later...

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