Beautiful Indian Girl in The Bishop

[*Bob*]

In my experience, there's nothing a girl who works in a pub likes more than to discover that one of the punters, identity unknown, has let it be known on a local internet forum that he wants to 'jump her'.

It's every girl's dream.

[Jeremy]

I think you're right, Bobby. She probably also liked the bit about wanting to lamp every guy who talks to her.

[Lost Yorkshire Man]

Surely the closing credits from Stingray are more appropriate for this thread

Marina, Aqua Marina,

What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you?re near?

Marina, Aqua Marina,

Why can?t you whisper the words my heart is longing to hear?

you?re magic to me,

A beautiful mystery.

I?m certain to fall, I know,

Because you enthral me so.

Marina, Aqua Marina,

Why don?t you say

That you?ll always stay

Close to my heart?

[dulwich007]

I would have gone for the direct approach in time but sadly, I haven't seen her for ages, she's probably married some silk scarf clad bloke

[HonaloochieB]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> I think you're right, Bobby. She probably also

> liked the bit about wanting to lamp every guy who

> talks to her.

This thread just gets worse. Calling *Bob* 'Bobby'?

It just makes my teeth itch.

[Huggers]

''I haven't seen her for ages, she's probably married some silk scarf clad bloke''

or joined a witness protection programme

[HonaloochieB]

Huggers Wrote:

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> ''I haven't seen her for ages, she's probably

> married some silk scarf clad bloke''

> or joined a witness protection programme

Or just had the bleeder nicked, or well, what are we doing discussing this?

I feel myself falling over, so I do.

[Horsebox]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Jeremy Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I think you're right, Bobby. She probably also

> > liked the bit about wanting to lamp every guy

> who

> > talks to her.

>

> This thread just gets worse. Calling *Bob*

> 'Bobby'?

>

> It just makes my teeth itch.

I reckon it makes *Bobs* loins tingle.

[Jeremy]

That's what I was hoping.

[skidmarks]

she sounds nice, I'm off to find her.

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[daizie]

Hahaha .. wheres the rope and the van ?

[scott]

try the victoria inn...

[dulwich007]

Okay so I saw her in The Bishop a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday (red lippy gets me every time and cool specs)and dammit she didn't take her coat off all night! Glad to see she still looks amazing!

[dullwitch]

dulwich007 Wrote:

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> Okay so I saw her in The Bishop a couple of weeks

> ago on a Saturday (red lippy gets me every time

> and cool specs)and dammit she didn't take her coat

> off all night! Glad to see she still looks

> amazing!

And you didn't talk to her??!

[cincinatti kid]

What's the matter with you man? Why do you keep posting on this forum about her rather then approaching her? Are you really so shy?

[Jah Lush]

Man up and get in there. Don't be shy. No point in lusting from afar without at least trying. Good luck.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I knew a Bishop once ..

[legalbeagle]

Really? In the biblical sense?

[Ridgley]

Dulwich007 I hope you get the opportunity again; my old man was my boss so stranger things can happen.

[Annette Curtain]

dulwich007 Wrote:

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> Okay so I saw her in The Bishop a couple of weeks

> ago on a Saturday (red lippy gets me every time

> and cool specs)and dammit she didn't take her coat

> off all night! Glad to see she still looks

> amazing!

Yes, she was naked underneath it no doubt.

N:-S

[Narnia]

My old man was my Dad.

[Ridgley]

My old man his him indoors;-)

[regalia]

Faint heart never won fair lady.

What are you dulwich007, man or mouse, c'mon squeek up!

She has probably been betrothed to some old geezer with a silver beard for the last 20 years,

so forgeddaboudit.

[dulwich007]

I have a girlfriend (recent thing)so now I have to window shop

[Mick Mac]

I bet your girlfriend (recent thing) is pleased about your public obsession with the Indian, Bishop girl.....