The Fourth International People?s Lounge (Marxist/Leninist)

[Doodles]

Oh. No one here. Just me?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I don't believe in leaders, sorry.

[Doodles]

Sounds like time for a new faction then.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Green anarchistsic type's lounge?

[Doodles]

Are the drinks any cheaper in there?

Is there a smoking ban?

[SeanMacGabhann]

why don't you guys come join me in the "people who hate people" lounge?

"will you be there?"

Sure will

"then we ain't coming"

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Don't ask me, I don't make the rules!

[Doodles]

Someone else's job eh?

*helps self to drink and staggers off into the night*

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

No I'm an anarchist, we all make up our own rules.

I have decided that all my beer shall be free.

[mockney piers]

* Staggers in, a tad weary after a long march *

* ooh free beer - picks up bottle, looks at label "for party officials only" *

Doh!

* picks up darts and starts throwing them at picture of Bush on wall with Stakhanovite gusto *

[Doodles]

Good arrows. You must be on the central committee! Pass us one of CWLD?s beers?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Marches in to loud martial music wearing a Mao suit, scarily large glasses, stack-shoes and a brushed and gelled up hair do.

Afternoon Comrades. Anybody up for a bit of dialectic or is there any vodka?

Is there any hay for party Chair-person Madame Comrade Dobbin the lactating-in-a-collective-way Donkey?

If not, you are all in the gulag for re-education.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Well, that killed that one stoned dead then!

If only all class wars were won this easily

[SeanMacGabhann]

different type of class warrior these days Michael ;-)

[Michael Palaeologus]

Not like the old days, they knew how to hold a class war then ..

Tanks on the lawn in a minute, block votes at Conference in Blackpool Winter Gardens followed by a good old singalong with Billy Bragg, strikes a go-go and working for just 3 days a week.

Happy times

No employment, power shortages and alot of misery - but happy times

[Keef]

*Waves little red book*

[Michael Palaeologus]

God bless you Comrade. In an opiate for the masses kind of way.

[citizenED]

Walks in sporting Mao suit. Looks around at all other punters in identikit garb. Raises litre of Commune beer. Checks little red book for approriate ettiquette. Nods to all.

[Doodles]

Sorry, been out on a long march. Who?s round?

* thinks - looks like they all are- must be the uniforms.*

[david_carnell]

The Fourth International People?s Lounge (Marxist/Leninist) - splitters!

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?

Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea

Try Mme Mao for some light relief.

[Keef]

Splitter!!!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Otters noses? Wolf-nipple chips? get 'em while they're 'ot, they're lovely!

[Brendan]

there's a geek inside me screaming to out for me to join you in this.